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This is where I talk about stuff I like that doesn't have its own page like music and girlies do.  Stuff that definitely isn't lame.
Smallville:
Tuesdays @9pm WB

So this is like the coolest show on tv right now, why you ask?
1. It's Superman, duh.  He's only one of the coolest superheroes ever,even though he is DC.
2.  Lex Luther owns this show.  He 's not quite a full on bad ass yet and he's like in his mid 20's and he hangs out with high schoolers.  You would think that would be lame but you don't understand the magnitude of hotties in Smallville, which brings me to the best reason to watch.
3. Every single girl on this show is HOT!!! Seriously even Superman's mom is a MILF, I'd hit that if Superman wouldn't rip my wang off for nailin his mom.  And Lana Lane(Kristin Kreuk) is so freaking unbelievably hot...great,uh, eyes...yeah.
4. Clark & Lana's sexual tension is awesome.  They want to bang the crap out of each other so bad, but they just don't come out and say it, so it never happens.  I watch every episode hoping that they will just start going at it out of nowhere.
Kristin Kreuk as Lana Lane...more like Lana Hottie
Lex Luther: badass extrodanaire. He can buy a small Asian country and use it as a toilet.
This be Superman, watch out he'll bust a nut on your face that will crush your skull.
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