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| "Can you smell what The Zock is drummin'?" Everyone who's ever crossed paths with The Zock has (barely) lived to regret it. From the time he was 12, he's been beating the crap out of anyone who's even slightly annoyed him. He doesn't bother with long, boring speeches before making his move. He just says one or two lines before leaping off his drums. "Is that a threat? You're saying you're going to come here and beat the crap outta me?" "I'm a drummer, not a martial artist. Prepare to meet the Sticks of Doom!" From Much Music v.j's in Canada (Rick "The Temp" Campenelli) to porteguese talk show hosts, The Zock has defeated them all. "I couldn't believe it. He was so tiny and cuddly looking, and twelve, dammit, twelve!! I shoulda been able to take him!" whined Rick, with an icepack over his eye and a proctologist removing a drum stick from behind. "He literally dragged me across the studio." Rick shortly left for "vacation" in Banff that winter. Rumor has it, that the "vacation" was a cover-up for his short check-in with therapy. At a later interview with Hanson, Rick was adamant that The Zock sit as far away from him as possible, and readily agreed and nodded his head at anything The Zock said, following it all with a nervous chuckle. The Rock once commented that The Zock would be more than qualified to win the WWF Championships, and WCW belt. "It's no contest," he said, cocking an eyebrow in Zock-like fashion. "I can smell what he's drummin'. He definately has what it takes to beat The Rock." When asked what they think of their brothers side career, Taylor shook his head and stayed behind his keyboards "You've seen what The Zock can do. He's a natural, and believe me, you do not want to mess with The Sticks of Doom. I was constipated for weeks!" Isaac nodded in agreement. "He's always been the more aggressive of us three. It started out with nintendo championships, then grew into... well...what it is now. Our own father is even nervous when The Zock gets those drumsticks in his hands. And believe me when I say, fans do not want him to give them his sticks! I imagine there's quite a few proctologists who've grown a collection of the Sticks of Doom after treating a few of his components." Isaac then shoved his guitar towards an eager photographer, stating that The Zock has been giving him lessons, and that he [Ike] has his own move he's practicing on, "The Wah Wah Pedal to the Metal from Hell". In a recent candid interview with Entertainment Tonight, Isaac revealed that the Johnny missing in the song Yearbook from the 1997 release, Middle of Nowhere, was one of The Zock's earliest components. Johnny had been the neighbourhood bully, until The Zock taught him a lesson he'd never forget. Shortly afterwards, Johnny disappeared, unable to face defeat. "The Zock wondered where he went, wanting to make sure he wasn't bullying anymore innocent kids. The Zock may be tough, he doesn't take sh...crap from anybody, and refuses to see other people take it as well...unless it's The Zock himself dishing it out." One of The Zock's other trademark moves is The People's Zelbow. For further comments, check out The Zock's first dedication page on Generation Zac (thanks to Jody for letting me use her idea) |
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| Can you smell what The Zock is drumming? Do not mess with The Sticks of Doom! |
| Isaac Hanson held a press conference under the alias The Ikenator. Apparently he's half-way through training with The Zock and once finished training, the two will compete! Regardless of the outcome, this will no doubt be an interesting battle! Click here for details of the press conference. The Ikenator and The Zock have begun plans for their showdown. This reporter got exclusive reports. Check here for the article. |
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| Click the pic for comments hinting at The Zock's career before it even began! |