| Date: February 19th, 2002 From: Zac Title: BE KRUNK Message: Suuuuup G!!!!! UUh UUH. I was just thinkin' I should tell you that I am not dead. Just in case you wondered. What is up now on the low down Dogs? Me and My Peeps be hanging at the crib yal. YO, BE KRUNK!!! OUT, Z-DOG Ask Hanson Asks: In response to "Has Zac gotten his drivers license yet?", he says: OOOH yeah, you bet I did Actually, I have decided to start a chauffer company "BIG ASS VANS". PEACE, ZAC In response to a later question, Isaac stated that they had a "great time" in South America. With "great time" in quotation marks. This raised many questions amongst fans. What was up with Zac's new rap persona? Why did Isaac have "great time" in quotation marks? And where could we book a Big Ass Van? Well, I'm here with the inside scoop, exclusive on Go, Zaccy Boy! Go! (I'm wondering if I should change the name to "BE KRUNK Z-DOG!" ;) It started in South America, Argentina, to be exact, on a sunny afternoon. Zac was cruising down the main drag, looking to advertise his Big Ass Vans, and maybe smoke a doob, when he spotted Snoop Dogg stepping out of a restaurant. "Yo, Snoop," Zac said, "I need some endo." "You must be trippin', little homie." "Naw, Snoop, I ain't. Let's go down to the river. I got a Big Ass Van we can smoke a doobie in." Snoop looked skeptically at the desperate Zac, then raised his chin and gestured to the nearby-much cooler- Impala. "Get in, nigga." Zac wondered why Snoop called him that, but took it as a compliment. Not too long after they'd broken it up, then lit it up, Zac and Snoop discussed various things. One of them being that Zac and Snoop record a duet together. They loved the idea, because it would be unexpected, and delightfully contreversial. "You da coolest of yo' brothas, Z-Dog." Snoop said "Ya always were." "I know, Snoop. I know." Zac wiped a fake tear from his eye, a sarcastically solem expression on his face. "So how 'bout it, bro?" Zac inhaled deeply, thinking. "I'll have to talk to my brothers about it, Dog. Y'know, outta respect for 'em...but I think we could. I'm really diggin' the idea." He passed the blunt to Snoop. "Coo', G." Snoop, in a rare moment, allowed Zac to drive the Impala. Zac, having only had his license for a short time, and certainly never have driven while on any of Snoop's shiznit, wasn't completely aware of his surroundings. Normally, he'd have let somebody else drive, but he figured this was a once in a lifetime chance, and was not about to pass it up. He was groovin' to the beats blasting out of the stereo, head bopping, giving peace signs and head bob's to all the cute girls he saw as he drove by, lost in his own little world, on a slight power-trip, when he heard a male holler, and felt a thump. "Yo, Z-Dog...what the fizzle, shizzle?" Snoop asked. "I dunno!" He hopped out of the car, and went to check. There, lying on the road, and groaning, was Isaac. "Zac, watch where you're going, man." Isaac said, slowly sitting up and rubbing his head. "If you hadn't have been driving below the speed limit pretending you were in a rap video, you could have seriously hurt me. I'm just lucky you're having such a 'great time'......is that fucking Snoop Dogg?!?!?!!" Not too long after this incident, Ugly Phil contacted both Zac and Snoop Dogg. "Zaccy Boy, I heard you've changed your rap name to Z-Dog and are leaving our duo to perform a duet with Snoop Dogg? Is this right, chum?" "Kinda..." Zac said, apprehensively. "Fo' shizzle bizzle, ha ha!" Snoop interjected. "Zac, could you please translate that for me?" "He means 'for sure'." "Ma nizzle, whatchu sizzle?" "Mr.Dogg, could you please stop speaking gibberish? I'm not undastandin' a bloody thing you are saying!" "He asked you what it is to you." Snoop and Phil discussed the difficulties of their seperate agreements concerning Zac, using Zac as a translator, and came to the agreement that Zac and Phil would stick to their duo, but Snoop got to borrow Zac whenever it was convienient for Snoop, and there wasn't a thing Phil could do or say about it. During the recording of the rap-single that Snoop and Zac were working on, Zac resided in Snoop's mansion. He became enamored with the size, beauty, and most of all...the privacy and quietness of this residence. There were no children running amock, being loud, thumping everywhere, he didn't have to worry about his brothers or anybody else interrupting him with a knock, or worse, just walking right into his room. He didn't even have to share a room. The guest room at Snoop's was nicer than his bedroom back home. He not only had a killer stereo, PS2, tv, vcr, dvd player...but he had his own bathroom attatched to his room! This was better than a hotel! Needless to say, he didn't want to go home when they were finished recording. Why would he? He could still visit his family whenever he wanted to, and he was having a fantastic time with Snoop and Snoop's recording family and friends. Snoop didn't want to say good-bye to Zac, either. Zac wasn't just an MMMBopping Hanson kid. Zac was the Shiznit! He was "Da Z-Dog, man!" Z-Dog, needless to say, eventually went to rehab and met the beautiful Kate, who forever changed his life. |
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