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| Ha! Serves you right! This is what you get! |
| Zac was caught vandalising property in Chigaco, after getting in a heated argument with sources who prefer to remain anonymous. Bystanders say it started over a hair tie. His "anonymous source" girlfriend bought him a hair tie, saying it'd look good on him. He got angry, thinking she was saying she didn't like his hair. "How can I see it under that ugly hat?" she challenged, he then stormed outside, and watered her garbage can. |
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| It wasn't long before somebody spotted him, and called the police. "There's a maniac outside of 'anonymous sources' house, wetting her garbage!" the snitch informed. Zac heard sirens, so he ran inside and changed his clothes and took off his hat, then hid behind a tree and stared into a camera, hoping to look inconspicious, as cops put on rubber gloves, and handled the sopping rubbish, using it as "evidence". "He is a maniac!" Anonymous Source declared to reporters. When questioned about his behaviour, Zac hollered "It serves her right!" then proceeded to re-enact Chris Farley's scene from Tommy Boy, dancing badly and singing "I'm a maniac, maaaaniaaaac!" |
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| He was then escorted to the Chicago County Jail, only allowed out to do interviews on the agreement he wear the jail uniform. |
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