| *THE
HEADBANGER* |
| Opening
Line: "Pank's
nat ded!!" |
| His
Game Plan: He’ll
keep asking you to watch his gigs |
| First
Move: He'll
give you tickets for you to watch his
gigs
|
| First
Gift: Some
heavy metal CD you can't seem to
appreciate |
| First
Date: He's
gonna take you to Club Dredd
|
| Phone
Habit(s): He
keeps on playing the guitar over the
phone, heavy metal stuff of course! |
| Visiting
Hours: Every
time he doesn't have a gig
|
| Courting
Endurance: As
long as you don't say no
|
| How
he will propose:
He'll
dedicate a song to you and propose
afterwards |
|
|
*THE
PLAYBOY*
|
| Opening
Line: "You're
my one and only." |
| His
Game Plan:
As
far as he's concerned, you're just one
of his many options |
| First
Move: He'll
call you EVERY OTHER NIGHT (guess who he
calls on those other nights?)
|
| First
Gift: A
Parker pen, the ones that can be bought
in packs (guess where the other pens
went?)
|
| First
Date: He’ll
take you to a place where he's sure that
he can't be spotted by his other
girls... someplace like McDonald's,
Laguna
|
| Phone
Habit(s): He
always talks about computer jargons but
you never understand them though
|
| Visiting
Hours: Every
other day (Ever wonder why?!)
|
| Courting
Endurance: As
long as he gets away with it
|
| How
he will propose: Like
how he asks every other girl, “Can you
be my girlfriend?"
|
|
|
*THE
FLASH*
|
| Opening
Line: "Will
you be my girlfriend?"
|
| His
Game Plan: He'll
ask you as soon as possible
|
| First
Move: He’ll
ask you
|
| First
Gift: While
he's asking you, he'll give you a
bouquet of red roses |
| First
Date: You
have to give him an answer first before
he takes you out
|
| Phone
Habit(s): You
never really got to talk to him. He is
so damn fast! |
| Visiting
Hours: The
only time he'll visit is when he's going
to ask you
|
| How
he will propose:
Refer
to opening line… |
|
|
*THE
JOLOGS*
|
| Opening
Line: : "I
CRUSH YOU" (What he means is, he
likes you very much!) |
| His
Game Plan: : He'll
collect coins so he can call you from
the payphone
|
| First
Move: : He'll
follow you around like some goon and
then he'll pick your pocket to get some
infos about you |
| First
Gift: He'll
give you a pirated tape of the
Streetboys' latest album with the
special participation of Aiza Seguerra |
| First
Date: He'll
take you to Ever Gotesco Commonwealth to
watch a Tagalog movie
|
| Phone
Habit(s): He
tries to make you bola by comparing you
to Sabrina M. and Nora Aunor
|
| Visiting
Hours: As
long as the jeepneys are not on strike |
| Courting
Endurance: As
long as..."he crushes you" |
| How
he will propose: : "I
lab u, puwede ba kitang maging
syota?" (Jologs talaga!) |
|
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