WarCow456: So a dinosaur broke into my house today and said: "GIMME SOME OATMEAL OR ILL KILL YOU!" And he pointed his gun at me so I gave him a box and said: "THIS IS ALL I GOT I SWEAR!!" So he backed out with the oatmeal under one arm and his gun in the other and flew away. I then preceded to chase him on my flying manatee.
WarCow456: There is no end to my story
buttermyfancy: why would he need a gun?
buttermyfancy: he flew away? was he a pterodactyl then?

WarCow456: Cause he was holding me up for my oatmeal
WarCow456: No he was a borontasaurus
buttermyfancy: brontasauri can't fly
WarCow456: MINE CAN!
WarCow456: muahaha
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WarCow456: hat the hell  my cats licking my space bar
buttermyfancy: KINKY
WarCow456: I kno w!! !!
buttermyfancy: my space bar is salty
WarCow456: hmmm
WarCow456: that turns me on
buttermyfancy: i'll keep that in mind
WarCow456: You better :-)
buttermyfancy: :-$moneymouth turns me on
WarCow456: Honestly me too
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buttermyfancy: where did "warcow" come from?
WarCow456: When youre riding off to war on a cow, you can hop off and get a drink!
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brooke - "i hate that syllabus... silly bus."
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buttermyfancy: HOLA my pet
DolphinLover747: hi master
buttermyfancy: ooh... kinky
DolphinLover747: i know
buttermyfancy: what's shakin', bacon?
DolphinLover747: my boooty
buttermyfancy: ow ow! shake that thang!
DolphinLover747: im trying
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EpGiRl212: my gramdma sewed my mittens onto my jacket
buttermyfancy: when you were little?
EpGiRl212: kindergarden
buttermyfancy: okokok
buttermyfancy: ok!
buttermyfancy: i thought you meant recently

EpGiRl212: i remember
EpGiRl212: and it was really annoying
buttermyfancy: loq
EpGiRl212: like it always got in the way
buttermyfancy: poor little kindergartener amyford
buttermyfancy: HOW CUTE!

EpGiRl212: they were red
EpGiRl212: my grandma made them too
EpGiRl212: ah.. childhood memories
buttermyfancy: cool
buttermyfancy: my grandma's crazy

EpGiRl212: i've never really heard you say "cool" before
EpGiRl212: you say , "ITS SOOOOOO COOL", but now just "cool"
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Sweetsasami: you are SO never on when i'm on.
Auto response from buttermyfancy: if you think you can stop me, well then THINK AGAIN, CHUM!
Sweetsasami: get your ass back hea!
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EpGiRl212: i shall select glue
buttermyfancy: ok.
EpGiRl212: YES
EpGiRl212: i'm on a roll!
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EpGiRl212: wwouldn't shooting yourself be easier than drug overdose?
EpGiRl212: ooo.... 
EpGiRl212: the other drug overdose
buttermyfancy: i don't want my parents to have to see my head in pieces
EpGiRl212: ah.. thats my clever little huntunnguyen
buttermyfancy: omigod
buttermyfancy: loq, how morbid!

EpGiRl212: at first i thought you meant like pot-drug
buttermyfancy: LOQ no
buttermyfancy: children's tylenol and the likes

EpGiRl212: yup
buttermyfancy: NOT cough syrup
EpGiRl212: tho adult advil will prob kill you faster
EpGiRl212: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
buttermyfancy: are you laughing at your own joke?
EpGiRl212: the cough syrup
buttermyfancy: ohh
buttermyfancy: loq
buttermyfancy: i thought you were like, asdfkjads;f AHAHAHAHAHA

EpGiRl212: wtf?
buttermyfancy: don't act like i'm mentally retarded
buttermyfancy: i'm only half

EpGiRl212: nice.
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brookeroniNcheez: mmmmm the sweet taste of chocolate on a cold falls evening
buttermyfancy: what the hell?
brookeroniNcheez: me2!
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LilSteeler180: and it always reminds me a deep piss green
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