| WarCow456: So a dinosaur broke into my house today and said: "GIMME SOME OATMEAL OR ILL KILL YOU!" And he pointed his gun at me so I gave him a box and said: "THIS IS ALL I GOT I SWEAR!!" So he backed out with the oatmeal under one arm and his gun in the other and flew away. I then preceded to chase him on my flying manatee. WarCow456: There is no end to my story buttermyfancy: why would he need a gun? buttermyfancy: he flew away? was he a pterodactyl then? WarCow456: Cause he was holding me up for my oatmeal WarCow456: No he was a borontasaurus buttermyfancy: brontasauri can't fly WarCow456: MINE CAN! WarCow456: muahaha ~~~ WarCow456: hat the hell my cats licking my space bar buttermyfancy: KINKY WarCow456: I kno w!! !! buttermyfancy: my space bar is salty WarCow456: hmmm WarCow456: that turns me on buttermyfancy: i'll keep that in mind WarCow456: You better :-) buttermyfancy: :-$moneymouth turns me on WarCow456: Honestly me too ~~~ buttermyfancy: where did "warcow" come from? WarCow456: When youre riding off to war on a cow, you can hop off and get a drink! ~~~ brooke - "i hate that syllabus... silly bus." ~~~ buttermyfancy: HOLA my pet DolphinLover747: hi master buttermyfancy: ooh... kinky DolphinLover747: i know buttermyfancy: what's shakin', bacon? DolphinLover747: my boooty buttermyfancy: ow ow! shake that thang! DolphinLover747: im trying ~~~ EpGiRl212: my gramdma sewed my mittens onto my jacket buttermyfancy: when you were little? EpGiRl212: kindergarden buttermyfancy: okokok buttermyfancy: ok! buttermyfancy: i thought you meant recently EpGiRl212: i remember EpGiRl212: and it was really annoying buttermyfancy: loq EpGiRl212: like it always got in the way buttermyfancy: poor little kindergartener amyford buttermyfancy: HOW CUTE! EpGiRl212: they were red EpGiRl212: my grandma made them too EpGiRl212: ah.. childhood memories buttermyfancy: cool buttermyfancy: my grandma's crazy EpGiRl212: i've never really heard you say "cool" before EpGiRl212: you say , "ITS SOOOOOO COOL", but now just "cool" ~~~ Sweetsasami: you are SO never on when i'm on. Auto response from buttermyfancy: if you think you can stop me, well then THINK AGAIN, CHUM! Sweetsasami: get your ass back hea! ~~~ EpGiRl212: i shall select glue buttermyfancy: ok. EpGiRl212: YES EpGiRl212: i'm on a roll! ~~~ EpGiRl212: wwouldn't shooting yourself be easier than drug overdose? EpGiRl212: ooo.... EpGiRl212: the other drug overdose buttermyfancy: i don't want my parents to have to see my head in pieces EpGiRl212: ah.. thats my clever little huntunnguyen buttermyfancy: omigod buttermyfancy: loq, how morbid! EpGiRl212: at first i thought you meant like pot-drug buttermyfancy: LOQ no buttermyfancy: children's tylenol and the likes EpGiRl212: yup buttermyfancy: NOT cough syrup EpGiRl212: tho adult advil will prob kill you faster EpGiRl212: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH buttermyfancy: are you laughing at your own joke? EpGiRl212: the cough syrup buttermyfancy: ohh buttermyfancy: loq buttermyfancy: i thought you were like, asdfkjads;f AHAHAHAHAHA EpGiRl212: wtf? buttermyfancy: don't act like i'm mentally retarded buttermyfancy: i'm only half EpGiRl212: nice. ~~~ brookeroniNcheez: mmmmm the sweet taste of chocolate on a cold falls evening buttermyfancy: what the hell? brookeroniNcheez: me2! ~~~ LilSteeler180: and it always reminds me a deep piss green |
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