polkadotpear: yo
polkadotpear: DID YOU FIND THE BUS?
Duck92187: u missed the bus didnt u
polkadotpear: you ASS
polkadotpear: i HATE YOU
Duck92187: no i swear i woulda gotten u if he wasnt leaving
Duck92187: i didnt see u anywhere and he had closed the door
polkadotpear: where was he?
Duck92187: he was in the middle behind some busses
polkadotpear: damn.
polkadotpear: is he nice?
Duck92187: no
polkadotpear: sour bastard?
Duck92187: hes this old guy who dose a notta speaka much ingles
polkadotpear: LOQ
polkadotpear: omigod, you serious?
Duck92187: yes haha
Duck92187: perry was telling me about the old busdriver
Duck92187: they had i mean
polkadotpear: loq
Duck92187: she drove on the wrong side of the road once haha
polkadotpear: sheesh!
polkadotpear: they could've...
polkadotpear: ... DIED
Duck92187: buh bum bahhhh
polkadotpear: actually, hmm...*strokes beard*
Duck92187: eww
polkadotpear: oh shut up
polkadotpear: what do you want?
Duck92187: im so jealous u got a beard before me!
polkadotpear: *scratches ass*
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EpGiRl212: i need to pee
EpGiRl212: brb
polkadotpear: thanks
polkadotpear: PEE
polkadotpear: PEE LIKE THE WIND
Auto response from EpGiRl212: leave a message
polkadotpear: GO AMY! PEE PEE PEE!
EpGiRl212: woo hoo!
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polkadotpear: see? big boobs are not always a plus
polkadotpear: you with your 51%boobs 49%rest of the body
Duck92187: what?!?
Duck92187: that is not true
polkadotpear: whatev!!!!
polkadotpear: what's the ratio then?
Duck92187: i was 49 body 51 personality!
polkadotpear: oh, bs!
Duck92187: i wont stand here and be insulted!
Duck92187 signed off at 3:34:11 PM.
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jana - "hello, i'm pancake hands!"
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little girl - "mom, ants are crawling all over me!"
mom - "tell them to 'bug off'"
little girl - "you're not funny, mom."
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Sweetsasami: we look so darn cute! i plastered us all over my plushie ribbony bulletin board
Sweetsasami: people are like "who the hell is that?"
polkadotpear: whaddyou say?
Sweetsasami: i say "i dunno who the heck she is. she just pokes her bald head in all of my photos."
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Sweetsasami: whenever i see or think of something funny, i'm like "Katie, my sweet!"
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polkadotpear: sooo?
hiimyen1: not healthy kt bear
polkadotpear: LOVE IT!
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EpGiRl212: ishmails comin tomorrow, i promiseeeeeeeee
polkadotpear: LIAR
polkadotpear: YOU LIE LIE LIE
EpGiRl212: NONO!
polkadotpear: LIKE LIKE A RUG!
EpGiRl212: i SWEAR!
EpGiRl212: AHAH!
polkadotpear: i can't take htis!
EpGiRl212: FINE
EpGiRl212: now.
polkadotpear: yay!
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EpGiRl212: i'm a psycic
EpGiRl212: how the hell do you spell psychic
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