Auto response from buttermyfancy: "katie? that's enough"
"ENOUGH" MY ASS!
Sweetsasami: what? you don't wanna talk to me?
Sweetsasami: there's gonna be a smackdown if i don't get some answers!
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Sweetsasami: i saw that smackdown quote on a "first mortgage of florida" sign
buttermyfancy: oh
Sweetsasami: "smackdown rates"
Sweetsasami: and i've loved it ever since!
buttermyfancy: i was thinkin' wwf smackdown
Sweetsasami: that too
Sweetsasami: i'm watching the proud family now
buttermyfancy: LOQ
Sweetsasami: and eating pistachios
buttermyfancy: what's with you and pistachios
Sweetsasami: so goes the life of a professional ass-kicker
Sweetsasami: hate math, eat pistachios
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Sweetsasami: whenever people said ghetto to me in 3rd grade, i thought they were referring to the ghettos that the jews were housed in
Sweetsasami: i was dumb
Sweetsasami: DUMB
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Auto response from buttermyfancy: SHOES FOR LAURA!
Sweetsasami: i'll shoe your ASS
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Sweetsasami: you short, bald, black jacket ass!
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Sweetsasami: did you see the sweater>
Auto response from buttermyfancy: h/o while i check something.
Sweetsasami: ?
Sweetsasami: fine!
Sweetsasami: i hope your ears hurt shortie!
Sweetsasami: jkers
Sweetsasami: did you see the sweater?
Sweetsasami: omg! i loooooove it so incredibly much.
Sweetsasami: as much as...
Sweetsasami: peanuts
Sweetsasami: or perhaps
Sweetsasami: butter
Sweetsasami: santa's gonna give it to me.
Sweetsasami: i bet he's never even HEARD of you!
Sweetsasami: you horrible child, you
Sweetsasami: thee shall burn in the fiery depths of a present-less, santa-less, lauren-less abysssss!
Sweetsasami: by the way, thanks for calling me every month like you said.
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Sweetsasami: oh yeah. are you boodist?
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Sweetsasami: what do you want already?
buttermyfancy: okkkkkk
Sweetsasami: tell me, or else i'll give you my sailor moon sock collection.
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Sweetsasami: tell me... so can determine the prune range
Sweetsasami: ack
Sweetsasami: *price
buttermyfancy: loqqqqq
buttermyfancy: what's with you and prunes?
Sweetsasami: they... relax me.
buttermyfancy: oh i bet they do
Sweetsasami: if i rub the oinment on my temples, i achieve piece of mind.
buttermyfancy: peace of mind?
Sweetsasami: tee hee
Sweetsasami: oops
Sweetsasami: go bucs!
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christine - "Don't crossdress the turkey or anything."
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jess - "i'm going to bed. cha-ching!"
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Auto response from Sweetsasami: "why do katie's parents have a lock on their door?"
"to make passionate rice!"
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buttermyfancy: i'm dumb as an ass
buttermyfancy: oh wait, i AM an ass
EpGiRl212: am i an ass?
EpGiRl212: i forgot
buttermyfancy: you're a horse
EpGiRl212: nuh uh
EpGiRl212: i'm a unicorn
buttermyfancy: unibrow
EpGiRl212: uniASS
buttermyfancy: DAMN STRAIGHT
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WarCow456: My father always said that laughter was the best medicine. I guess that is why a lot of my family died of Tuberculosis.
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Peffanie06: ur so mean
buttermyfancy: AND YOU LOVE ME FOR IT
Peffanie06: yea