polkadotpear: *strokes beard*
Sweetsasami: ::examines lint under a magnifying glass::
Sweetsasami: wonder what those lil' green things are....
polkadotpear: *rubs index finger and thumb together, feeling the sheddings from beard*
Sweetsasami: loq
polkadotpear: TEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
polkadotpear: sters
Sweetsasami: ::takes out a pair of shears:::
Sweetsasami: ::and chops the beard off!::
polkadotpear: *rubs sheddings under chair... looks around afterwards suspiciously*
Sweetsasami: ::places lint and stolen beard in safety deposit box::
Sweetsasami: ::locks the door::
polkadotpear: *shuffles out of the room*
Sweetsasami: ::swallows key::
Sweetsasami: ::gulp::
Sweetsasami: ::burps::
Sweetsasami: oh!
polkadotpear: *runs fast as possible towards door*
Sweetsasami: ::grins sheepishly::
Sweetsasami: excuse me!
polkadotpear: of course, dearest
Sweetsasami: ::runs after strange bearded woman::
polkadotpear: AAAH!!!!!!!!!
Sweetsasami: ::with a razor::
Sweetsasami: dum dum DUM! ((scary music))
polkadotpear: *trips over mysterious tree root*
Sweetsasami: ::trips over another mysterious tree root::
polkadotpear: AHAHAA
polkadotpear: that is TOO MUCH
polkadotpear: AHAHAA
Sweetsasami: ::gets up:::
Sweetsasami: ::runs after bearded lady::
polkadotpear: *scrambles to get up*
Sweetsasami: ::swings razor::
Sweetsasami: ::lets out a mad roar::
Sweetsasami: ::pounces on the bearded lady::
polkadotpear: SHREAK
Sweetsasami: ::buzzzzzzz:::
Sweetsasami: ::clumps of beard fall off::
polkadotpear: my beautiful beard!
Sweetsasami: ahahahhaaaa!!
polkadotpear: *sob*
polkadotpear: my dead grandfather once said..."never chop off your beautiful beard, kt"
polkadotpear: *SOB*
Sweetsasami: ah hahahaha!!!
Sweetsasami: wait a sec...
Sweetsasami: a grandmother sotry?
Sweetsasami: *story
Sweetsasami: ::tear::
Sweetsasami: I'm a sucker for those!
polkadotpear: suck this! *throws clumps of beard at unbeardee*
Sweetsasami: ::bursts out crying::
Sweetsasami: noooo!!!!
Sweetsasami: your poor grandma!
Sweetsasami: i can fix your bald chin...
Sweetsasami: ::takes out can of Miracle Grow::
polkadotpear: oh, can you?
Sweetsasami: ::squirts it on bald chin::
Sweetsasami: ::massages in into chin::
Sweetsasami: ::chin sprouts::
Sweetsasami: ::SPROUT::
polkadotpear: *massages into skin*
Sweetsasami: it's alive!!! it's a-liive!
polkadotpear: praise the lord!
Sweetsasami: We will have to continue this epic tale at a later date. Perhaps at 9:30 pm ET.
polkadotpear: of course, m'lady
~~~
buttermyfancy: we're such crackheads
Sweetsasami: yeah ::wheeze::
~~~
btel257: name this song: All the way the paper bag was on my knee, man I had a dredful flight, Im _____________________
buttermyfancy: uhh
btel257: Im Back In_____________________
btel257: Im Back in the __________
btel257: You dont know how lucky you are, im Back in the ____ back in the_____
btel257: O god, i disown you as a friend
btel257: US__
buttermyfancy: wha?
buttermyfancy: sad
buttermyfancy: i'm not your friend anymore
btel257: Back in the USSR
btel257: jk
btel257: sorry
buttermyfancy: :'(i'm crying
btel257: im deleting this box to lose all record of this conversation
btel257: ok
buttermyfancy: i'm keeping it to show you when we get married
buttermyfancy: oops.
buttermyfancy: i didn't type that out loud, did i?
btel257: ok, im outa here
~~~
Auto response from buttermyfancy: oh, i know what you want.
LilSteeler180: yeah..YOU!
LilSteeler180: lol