Frederico the Goat's Super Crazy Lightning Homepage of Power
You are fool number 
to waste your time with this pointless page.
A special note to those who thought they knew me: This website has been tinkered with over a span of years, finding me in varying moods, situations, and ages. It's mostly still here to appease my own nostalgic obsession. Please take it all with a grain of salt. You, too, were once thirteen.
This page is dedicated to the unfathomable chasms of time separating the brief spasms of updates and corrections that I occasionally make to it.