Here are the tidbits of enlightenment by which I judge my success on this Earth. May they help you in this, the journey we call "life".

Quote #1:
"I'm a driver, I'm a winner, things are gonna change, I can feel it." 
					-Thomas Jefferson
Quote #2:
"There's a strike and a line o' cops outside of the mill, and there's the right to obey, and the right to kill." 
					-Karl Marx
Quote #3:
"Ooh, mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law..." 
					-Jesus of Nazareth
Quote #4:
"Tilt your left leg down, your right leg up, tilt your head back and finish the cup." 
					-Boris Yeltsin
Quote #5:
"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choice not to decide, you still have made a choice! You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill. I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose free will!" 
					-Adolf Hitler
Quote #6:
"It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive, if you don't have it you're on the other side, I'm not an addict, baby, that's a lie." 
					-Buddha
Quote #7:
"Have you come for forgiveness? Have you come to raise the dead? Have you come to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?" 
					-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Quote #8:
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party ev-er-y day!" 
					-Zoroaster
Quote #8:
"This is the pain that keeps me awake, my head explodes, and my body aches." 
					-Albert Einstein
Quote #9:
"Who knows? Not me. I never lost control. You're face to face with the Man Who Sold the World." 
					-William Gates
Quote #10:
"I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'll understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am." 
					-Ghengis Khan
Quote #11:
"To touch is to heal, to hurt is to steal. If you wanna kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel - On your knees, boy." 
					-Mohandas Ghandi
Quote #12:
"When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, and you just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is movin' low, go ask alice, I think she'll know..." 
					-J. Danforth Quayle (Just Kidding)
Quote #13:
"When logic and proportion have fallen smoky dead, and the white knight is talking backwards, and the red queen's off with her head, remember what the door mouse said, 'feed your head, feed your head.'" 
					-Also J. Danforth Quayle (Just Kidding)
Quote #14:
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." 
					-Ralph Wiggum
More Quotes by the Famous Philosopher, J. Danforth Quayle (Just Kidding)
More Quotes by His Slightly Less Than Famous Sidekick, Ralph Wiggum

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