Here in pristine Greenfront Pimphall, we value nothing more than service to those more affluent than ourselves, such as you, our valued customer. Please take a moment to try out our phenomenal customer service. Just pick up one of our many fashion and decoration magazines, roll it tightly, and rap it firmly on the head of one of our highly trained employees. Notice that? Immediate, obsequious assistance. Rap again. The sweet sound of silence. Our staff knows how best to serve you, and when they can't do anything for you but take a beating, they know how to fulfill that need, as well. See? Not even a wince. Here at Greenfront, our pain is your pleasure, which is OUR pleasure.

He's strong...he's sexy...he will pour his sauce on your head and make you smile...he's KIKKOMAN!

Wouldn't You Like to Know?...Ok, it's just my AIM away essage.

Visit My Personal Homepage! That's right, whenever I open Internet Explorer on my home computer, THIS is WHAT I SEE!

Miscellaneous - "What? More miscellaneous than this?" - Yes, more miscellaneous than this...Bwahahahaha!

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