Visit the Glorious Land of Many Dancing Things Bored by those historical maps of who controlled what parts of which continents when, and why? Wondering where to go for relief? How about Matthew White's page, in which the future is depicted as it COULD have been if, say aliens had invaded France in 1846 instead of Germany...ok, so aliens never invaded France...and even Matt White never went so far as to pretend that either Germany or France, or even Poland had been invaded by aliens. Would be pretty cool though, huh? Except for people. I guess people would have a hard time then. Hehe...unless the aliens were actually really small, or dumb. Or...or if they were always bickering, and smacking each other around! Then it'd be hilarious! They'd be like the three stooges, all slapstick and stuff, like, *Smack!* *Boing!* *Poink!* "Woop-woop-woop-woop!" Hahahahaha! *twitch*
Anywho, here are some other people in the neighborhood, who you should probably meet...
or not...s'up to you.

Go Say Hi to Wongsir1999 the Slacker, My Neighbor to the East

Actually, he's dead. Nevermind.

Go Say Hi to Some Spanish Speaker, Also a Slacker, My Neighbor to the West

Nevermind. Also dead.

Go Say Hi to the Jim Carey and Korn fan to the far East, not a slacker!

And now a dead slacker. All dead. But there's a different guy, farther East, who may still be around, a Professor David L. Stoops, apparently an idiot.

OR you could Go Say Hi to the pink-stars-and-shiny-things college girl to the far far FAR west...just follow the setting sun until the desert fades to mountain, then row across the sea of death until you come to a single spire of purest obsidian...yeah...apparently idiots are currently in surplus

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