This is one of many conversations I have had with my loving father.



The Old Exorcist: Are you around?

Retard Illithid: NO!

The Old Exorcist: ?

Retard Illithid: NO!

The Old Exorcist: I wonder what the hell you are doing?

Retard Illithid: Eating POO!

The Old Exorcist: POO??????

The Old Exorcist: Is that Shit???


Retard Illithid: yes, poo. and i love it.

The Old Exorcist: PUPU

The Old Exorcist: Popcorn?


Retard Illithid: i said POOPOO! IN MY BUNGHOLE!

The Old Exorcist: Is it popcorn?

The Old Exorcist: Did you eat today?


Retard Illithid: shrink your font

The Old Exorcist: I am cooking a baked potato

Retard Illithid: i just shat out a whole potato out my funhole

The Old Exorcist: and turkey ground meat with tomato sauce

The Old Exorcist: Did it fit?


Retard Illithid: YES!

The Old Exorcist: SHIT!!

Retard Illithid: and three of his brothers TOO!

The Old Exorcist: Holy SHIT!!!!

Retard Illithid: it was holy

Retard Illithid: a priest came and had a look

The Old Exorcist: Rather shitty

The Old Exorcist: Are you drunk or what?

The Old Exorcist: Out of your mind

The Old Exorcist: Insane?


Retard Illithid: yeah, i had eight shots out of this girls tits

The Old Exorcist signed off.



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