MYKL

All the wisdom you will ever need, fits into this little box.

MYKL IS PHU><0R1NG \/\/1+H M4H C0ooNT4R!

LIEGE OF INEVITABLE GODS

Fravas: God of Bards, Sin, and Epic Tales.
Franz: God of Madness, Chaos, Confusion, and Internet Pr0n.
Covet, God of Iniquity, Omniphiles, and Randomness.
MYKL: God of Atheism, Logik, and Hampsters.
Chefield: God of... uh, god of... Yiff?
Kaos: God of 80's Afros.
Shred: God of Barbarians, Badasses, and Hentai.
(I will add more people later)

The following is a band I put together for fun. It's the gathering of ppl I know. I just go around asking ppl what they want to be in their 'Domains' list, and I stick it here, so that I may one day transform it into the D20 system, and have an EPIC BATTLE OF THE GODS!



	<losar_> does u <losar_> get what <losar_> i <losar_> am <losar_> saying <losar_> is <losar_> it clear <losar_> to <losar_> u <losar_> ? <AngstyPie> I've never <AngstyPie> seen anyone <AngstyPie> type <AngstyPie> the way <AngstyPie> William <AngstyPie> Shatner <AngstyPie> talks. <Aaaaa_> what's an elsif? <AngstyPie> A Spanish-speaking sycophant with pointy ears? i am AngstyPie, i used to be BlueberryOfEternalSorrow, then someone cooked me <mia4> oh god <AngstyPie> what god? <mia4> omg! stop speadig atheits properganda, agntsypie! <AngstyPie> I'll make you a deal. You pray to God for help and I'll stop the moment he shows up. MikeMac: ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long Xion: that sounds like masturbation <smurf> What's a mozilla? I want the internet! <OftenLost> shes hella hot <OftenLost> if she was a guy <OftenLost> id suck her dick <OftenLost> shes that cool <OftenLost> the only thing that comes close to her coolnes <OftenLost> are ipod <OftenLost> they are almost as cool as wynona rider <aosl> coffee is addictiff <capnG> No slurp that is not slurp true. It can't slurp be. I can slurp always stop if I slurp want to. <capnG> Just slurp watch me. <AngstyPie> This man is addicted to giving blowjobs. Arrgtehpirate: AH MY EYES Arrgtehpirate: DONT IMAGE SEARCH S&M!! <gopher> Oh, and if someone asks me one more time is she is for trade/sale, I am going to punch someone! <AngstyPie> If I asked, could I also make a request on the recipient of the punch? <jpmeyer> oh man <jpmeyer> pardon me for being waaaaaaaaaaaay postmodern here <jjpmeyer> but people are so used to seeing copies of copies of copies of decks that they don't even realize where things come from <Zherbus> yeah <jpmeyer> and by decks i mean anything <jpmeyer> like babies <munkey> if you can ever get a woman to run out of things to say, she's morally obligated to take you home <AngstyPie> that's only useful in theory <alexia> Hi, I would like some opinions on these two boy names for girls? I really like them? <alexia> Brandyn, I am really liking this name? Curious about different spellings? Brandon? Brandin? <alexia> Branden? Jayson, Also curious about different spellings? Jacen? Jaycen? Jaysen? Tyler? <AngstyPie> This was actually written by Dr. Evil's father in a mad attempt to back up his claim he invented the question mark. He used it for all punctuation, whether it was a question or not, until the authorities caught up with him. In his madness, he also thought T-Y-L-E-R was pronounced "Jason." <iAmCool> I knew a couple who likes baby names that are active verbs. They named their daughter Meander, she is called Mea for short. If it would have been a boy they liked the name Run. <AngstyPie> Meander and Run aren't active verbs until they're placed with an object, as in "I meander in delirium thinking 'Run' is a good name." <smartperson> If your child gets called 'Miss America' it'll be a comment. <AngstyPie> Er, yes. It will be a comment. Now I'm going to drink a can of Mountain Dew. It will be a drink! <msKP> ...the younger one is kryslyn (like chrislynn) <AngstyPie> Death to all vowels! The Ministry of Truth says vowels are doubleplusbadthink. Vowels are a Eurasian plot! Big Brother, leading us proles to victory! <pleez> wat bout '"Avellana "' wut it meen <AngstyPie> In Spanish, Avellana means two things: As a noun, it means "hazlenut." As a verb, it means "he/it countersinks." <AngstyPie> Those two ideas paint such a wonderful absurdist picture, I'm sure Salvador Dali is somehow behind it. <p24> i'm finnly in a good mood <AngstyPie> you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake <AngstyPie> you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else p24 has quit (Exit: fuck now i'm depressed) <jalopyman13> guns are designed only to kill <AngstyPie> women are designed only to give birth <jalopyman13> assault weapons have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people <AngstyPie> ...which is why the police need them <jalopyman13> the only way to end gun violence is to ban guns <AngstyPie> the only way to end medical malpractice is to ban doctors <jalopyman13> guns cause crime <AngstyPie> matches cause arson <AngstyPie> women cause prostitution <AngstyPie> men cause rape <jalopyman13> ya, well a gun is just an inadequate substitute for a penis <AngstyPie> so when attacked by a mugger, one should pull out a... ? jalopyman13 has quit (Exit: fuck you man) <HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :-) <HrdwrBoB_> but hten <HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo <HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!! <AngstyPie> quantum poo <ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. <Kevyn> What's scary about heaven? <Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there. <darkdragon18> fuck you, i thnk Id know how to spell words tat orignate in my own language <SpaceCow> of COURSE they had computers in the 40's <SpaceCow> how else do you think they invented jews? <Volt9000> Jews aren't INVENTED <Volt9000> jews are GROWN <Volt9000> you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it grows into a Jew Tree <RollingBrass> the way you can tell that they are ripe is that the nose to body size ratio is 3:1 <Rowdy> Think like an air raid siren crossed with a million babies crying in unison. <AngstyPie> .. and then were suddenly silenced? <Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1 <Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me <AngstyPie> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess. <Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids. <AngstyPie> Think positive <Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny <devoid> did you know what dell dude got busted for pot <SSSXIII> yeah ;D <AngstyPie> I always thought marijuana was a gateway drug... <Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp <Lyon> oops <Lyon> well, i'm off to read and sleep <AngstyPie> looks like you need all the dlrrp you can get. You are now talking on #polit <MrFunkyFlex> so how would you solve japanese trafic problems? <AngstyPie> nuclear bomb <kiari411> jesus loves me <AngstyPie> God hates you because you're retarded <kiari411> NO! your mean! what would you do if you had a retarded child <AngstyPie> I'd bash it's head against a rock, and have another kid <-- kiari411 has quit (omg) <hoopla> That's a really grate rationale for copyright violation. <AngstyPie> Which storm drain are you saying has a rationale for copyright violation? What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. <PvPotato> 2m thick armor? That would have to be a giant robot, and they go in a whole other category. <AngstyPie> Human scale robots are for putting your brain in; giant robots are for piloting by angsty Japanese teenagers. <lobe> DOS is laem <AngstyPie> If OSes were people, DOS would be a little autistic kid. <polychrome> awwww.... lobe, don't pick on the little autistic kid <ArcWeldx0r> Nothing dropped from a fighter-bomber can be considered "limited lethality" <AngstyPie> Actually, everything dropped from a fighter-bomber is "limited lethality", otherwise the first bombing run would have destroyed the universe.

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