conversations

Goths kick ass. lots and lots of ass.

GreatLordXion: it is a gameshow where they kill hippies and nazi skinheads and shit
GreatLordXion: want the link?

Retard Illithid: sure

GreatLordXion: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwar/slaughterama.html
GreatLordXion: so what do you think?

Retard Illithid: lol!  its kindof... shall we say.. odd

GreatLordXion: since when is that a problem to you?

Retard Illithid: never been
Retard Illithid: just saying

GreatLordXion: you have workshops in your build of archbound? they help get that big overseer out

Retard Illithid: eeeh, no
Retard Illithid: what do they do
Retard Illithid: though im sure i would remember if you told me

GreatLordXion: Mishra's Workshop     Land T: add 3 to your mana pool that mana can only be used to play artifacts.
Retard Illithid: that?
Retard Illithid: hell yeah
Retard Illithid: i have four of them
Retard Illithid: lol

GreatLordXion: Franz you always lose to Mykl huh?
GreatLordXion: For the most part me too.
GreatLordXion: I beat him every now and then but not much
GreatLordXion: gouch
GreatLordXion: Did you attack Noah w/ your ass hair?
GreatLordXion: he said you did

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: YEP!

GreatLordXion: and a katana?

Retard Illithid: lol sure did
Retard Illithid: that was fun

GreatLordXion: and you left a lock of your pubes near the comp?

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: i knew ppl had big mouths,

GreatLordXion: your parents must hate you

Retard Illithid: so what?
Retard Illithid: my mom lives in florida now, and my dad lives in NJ
GreatLordXion: cool

GreatLordXion: I can't wait to live alone
GreatLordXion: It will be cool

Retard Illithid: its not bad
Retard Illithid: have friends come over whenever they want, go where ever you watn
Retard Illithid: it IS good

GreatLordXion: do anything whenever you want
GreatLordXion: I can't wait
GreatLordXion: I'm gonna like do cool stuff
GreatLordXion: cooler than the stuff you do

Retard Illithid: like what? mass orgys, drugs, burning kittens?

GreatLordXion: witchcraft, mad science, hairy girls, alot of cool stuff 
GreatLordXion: porn movies
GreatLordXion: and alot of cool stuff

Retard Illithid: so what? thats what i do now
Retard Illithid: well
Retard Illithid: minus the hairy girls
Retard Illithid: and witchcraft
Retard Illithid: and science

GreatLordXion: mad science
GreatLordXion: and also...um...get alot of metal
GreatLordXion: and of course a scythe
GreatLordXion: and larp
GreatLordXion: and D&D and MTG stuff
GreatLordXion: and it will be cool

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: no one who comes here really plays D&D unfortunatly

GreatLordXion: and concerts
GreatLordXion: and like get a girlfriend
GreatLordXion: and a car
GreatLordXion: and some badass house w/ a nice woods
GreatLordXion: or something
GreatLordXion: when I get teh cash

Retard Illithid: eeeh, thats fucking heard to do
Retard Illithid: thankfully im in the middle of the woods now

GreatLordXion: woods are cool

Retard Illithid: car is a shit wrek but works fine

GreatLordXion: I will be noctournal

Retard Illithid: you going to college?

GreatLordXion: yeah

Retard Illithid: yeah, lots of goofs there,

GreatLordXion: I'll be noctournal on weekends or something

Retard Illithid: they have night classes
Retard Illithid: mostly adults go there, but still
Retard Illithid: im only going twice a week
Retard Illithid: but for 9 hours a day

GreatLordXion: Girlfriends...good ones are cool.

Retard Illithid: so the rest of the week im just screwing off

GreatLordXion: huhuhuh you said screw

Retard Illithid: yep
Retard Illithid: and i do mean that almost literaly
Retard Illithid: no i dont

GreatLordXion: didn't you say you had a necrophile friend?

Retard Illithid: no
Retard Illithid: i was the necro

GreatLordXion: oh you were.
GreatLordXion: Lay back and crack open a cold one
GreatLordXion: you like it grossly dead (as in butchered and shot and stabbed) or decomposed or fresh?
GreatLordXion: just curious
GreatLordXion: Franz: they call it a "head stone" for a reason.

Retard Illithid: eh
Retard Illithid: depends on the mood im in

GreatLordXion: I say that the closest I would go is preserved 100% and animated w/ intelligence
GreatLordXion: which does not really count

Retard Illithid: hhuh?
Retard Illithid: lol, you talking about real life?

GreatLordXion: are you?

Retard Illithid: yes

GreatLordXion: I was also
GreatLordXion: necromancy works

Retard Illithid: ...

GreatLordXion: but I am not a necro

Retard Illithid: ...

GreatLordXion: or could work would be better
GreatLordXion: I am not talking about D&D esque necromancy
GreatLordXion: that is not what it is really like 
GreatLordXion: and Frankenstein esque reanimation is better
GreatLordXion: or more probable

Retard Illithid: ...

GreatLordXion: real necromancy hardly raises the dead
GreatLordXion: it is more like mediums and drawing power from the netherworld and sixth sense and shit

Retard Illithid: netherworld?

GreatLordXion: yes
GreatLordXion: www.avatarsearch.com
GreatLordXion: go there
GreatLordXion: search for necromancy
GreatLordXion: click on the result named "Ars Falcis" 
GreatLordXion: go to spellbook

Retard Illithid: thats ok....

GreatLordXion: if you want to know
GreatLordXion: may the flying hamster of doom rain cocconuts on your pitiful city

Retard Illithid: lol

GreatLordXion: you like shot and stabbed and such in real life?
GreatLordXion: meaning you would do that?

Retard Illithid: well, sort of
Retard Illithid: they took down my favorite site

GreatLordXion: I went to school w/ the next Jeffery Dahmer

Retard Illithid: hmm?

GreatLordXion: you and/or Ryan Cooney
GreatLordXion: are both applying
GreatLordXion: for that title
GreatLordXion: Franz or Ryan who do you think will be the next Dahmer?

Retard Illithid: never met ryan

GreatLordXion: the fruity kid

Retard Illithid: oooooooh yeaaaaaaah

GreatLordXion: the dude who wanted to become a shemale

Retard Illithid: yep!

GreatLordXion: and tortured Barbies 
GreatLordXion: and such

Retard Illithid: well, i try to do that, but its hard

GreatLordXion: Barbies are ugly stupid shaved things
GreatLordXion: Do you think you or him 1st?

Retard Illithid: idk, what exactly are we fighting for?

GreatLordXion: who is gonna be the next Dahmer

Retard Illithid: yes...
Retard Illithid: what IZZZ dat?

GreatLordXion: Dahmer was a serial killer who killed people raped thier corpses and ate them

Retard Illithid: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAROMFAL
Retard Illithid: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: OMG
Retard Illithid: HAHAH

GreatLordXion: he did that to only men though
GreatLordXion: usually gays

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: still funny
Retard Illithid: idk, its an even bet really

GreatLordXion: hmmm...two people I must kill then...among others.

Retard Illithid: yeah right
Retard Illithid: i was told to give you a cool link
Retard Illithid: www.snuffx.com

GreatLordXion: you honestly think I am that dumb?
GreatLordXion: I am not clicking on that
GreatLordXion: I know what that stuff is
GreatLordXion: I hate it

Retard Illithid: lol

GreatLordXion: I am not going to click on that link

Retard Illithid: lol

GreatLordXion: www.cthulhupron.com
GreatLordXion: I doubt that is a real site

Retard Illithid: its not
Retard Illithid: didnt work

GreatLordXion: snuff is sick
GreatLordXion: I could never like it
GreatLordXion: so don't try to convince me otherwise

Retard Illithid: hahaha

GreatLordXion: I have seen it out of morbid curiosity and I know what it is
GreatLordXion: I don't like seeing girls being raped tortured and murdered

Retard Illithid: why not?

GreatLordXion: cause I like girls
GreatLordXion: and I hate that shit

Retard Illithid: i like humans, thats really all there is too it

GreatLordXion: A pity you are a slave to such base animalistic urges 
GreatLordXion: you know nothing but how to please yourself

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: thats all there is to it

GreatLordXion: I am not pleasured by that

Retard Illithid: why think any other way, other than morality?

GreatLordXion: I have some not pathetic ones like most peoples. There is a reason I have them

Retard Illithid: i see, that does not tie in well with my philosophy

GreatLordXion: It does w/ mine
GreatLordXion: efficiency

Retard Illithid: ???????? 
Retard Illithid: WHAAAAA? 
Retard Illithid: how is THAT efficient?

GreatLordXion: and doing things based on what thier overall effect will be
GreatLordXion: killing for pleasure is not efficient
GreatLordXion: there should better reasons than that

Retard Illithid: "If a being has the ability to perform an action, that justifies its doing so." 
-Franz

GreatLordXion: if people lived by that there would be no order to anything and nothing productive could ever be accomplished
GreatLordXion: besides that shit does not bring me pleasure

Retard Illithid: not true, there are consequences for every action 
Retard Illithid: and the survival of the species comes first

GreatLordXion: and the consequences for those actions are fatal

Retard Illithid: it is humans best interests to live, no?

GreatLordXion: and it does not help the survical of the species
GreatLordXion: killing for pleasure

Retard Illithid: the maniacs will only be able to kill those weaker than they are

GreatLordXion: there are better ways to weed out the weak
GreatLordXion: the maniacs are counterproductive 
GreatLordXion: they should be expunged

Retard Illithid: and... it is the duty of the strong to control the weak,

GreatLordXion: killing on whimsy is pathetic
GreatLordXion: and you have contradicted yourself

Retard Illithid: how so?

GreatLordXion: someone murdering another  for no good reason or doing something else that is just as counterproductive
GreatLordXion: to society
GreatLordXion: and I do hate society now

Retard Illithid: then you would have to state the goal of society

GreatLordXion: but that is not the way to change it
GreatLordXion: The goal of society is optimal efficiency

Retard Illithid: optimal efficiency to WHAT?

GreatLordXion: ascending beyond our animal instincts and becoming something better

Retard Illithid: what is the goal???

GreatLordXion: the goal is to have conditions be the best they can possibly be

Retard Illithid: so...

GreatLordXion: to have everything be the best it can possibly be

Retard Illithid: "best" is a relative term

GreatLordXion: most efficient
GreatLordXion: is best

Retard Illithid: lol, were going in a loop here, "efficient" is a means to get to a goal

GreatLordXion: and the goal is to constantly improve
GreatLordXion: there is no end to it

Retard Illithid: once society has a specific goal, then rules, laws, and people with power can rise

GreatLordXion: the goal being to improbe the laws and government to enforce that
GreatLordXion: improve

Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: okay...
Retard Illithid: around we go again.  "improve" is relative

GreatLordXion: make things optimal efficiency is improve

Retard Illithid: ok dude,

GreatLordXion: Franz, your idea of a society would return to animals

Retard Illithid: IMPROVE is not a goal

GreatLordXion: yes it is

Retard Illithid: yeah ok

GreatLordXion: it is pointless to argue with you

Retard Illithid: it is a way to GET to a goal

GreatLordXion: you do not understand...and you are insane also

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: ok man,

GreatLordXion: you only care about your pleasure

Retard Illithid: not true
Retard Illithid: i just value it over other things

GreatLordXion: if everyone were like that we would be in  total chaos

Retard Illithid: if we had no rules we would be, there are always rules, even if they are not written down

GreatLordXion: and as much as you may like how that sounds 
GreatLordXion: it would not work in the long run

Retard Illithid: and your idea would?

GreatLordXion: yes

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: ok, tell me it then
Retard Illithid: ill keep an open mind

GreatLordXion: I already have
GreatLordXion: we would improve everything
GreatLordXion: not just the society
GreatLordXion: our minds and bodies
GreatLordXion: our world'

Retard Illithid: okay

GreatLordXion: everything

Retard Illithid: but how?

GreatLordXion: you would be undoing all manking has accomplished

Retard Illithid: ? 
Retard Illithid: I want people to be happy, isn't that what we all want?

GreatLordXion: I would constantly research ways to engineer improved bodies learn new things
GreatLordXion: that is how to perfect us

Retard Illithid: though unreachable, it still shoudl be a goal

GreatLordXion: though we would not be human

Retard Illithid: ...

GreatLordXion: we would be more than that

Retard Illithid: science is good

GreatLordXion: rape and torture is not

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: i dont think i have ever said that is a way to go

GreatLordXion: ugh
GreatLordXion: then how were you justifying it?

Retard Illithid: no justice '

GreatLordXion: no justice is retarded

Retard Illithid: !!!!!!!!WAHAAAAAAAAA!
Retard Illithid: ???????? 
Retard Illithid: how is THAT???

GreatLordXion: laws are what keep a society in order

Retard Illithid: people are animals!

GreatLordXion: order means control
GreatLordXion: control means you can bend the masses to a goa;
GreatLordXion: goal

Retard Illithid: i totaly agree with that, but i DISAGREE with the direction laws are forcing people to go

GreatLordXion: I also do to some extent
GreatLordXion: as I said I hate this society

Retard Illithid: ok..

GreatLordXion: it is corrupt

Retard Illithid: nothing wrong with corruption

GreatLordXion: idiot

Retard Illithid: some people trying to get ahead, they have the means to do so
Retard Illithid: so they should
Retard Illithid: they are strong for doing it
Retard Illithid: when you are playing magic
Retard Illithid: and mykl pulls an infinite combo
Retard Illithid: he is bending the laws of the game
Retard Illithid: so that he can ensure a win
Retard Illithid: i dont think its wrong of him to do that
Retard Illithid: i might not like it, but if he is stronger at magic than i am, then he should do it
Retard Illithid: survival of the fittist

GreatLordXion signed off at 10:34:28 PM.

Retard Illithid: yikes...

NEXT PAEG!

ME FLIPPING OUT ABOUT TORRENTS.

ShredFromHell: Lmao theres dog shit all over the floor upstairs

Retard Illithid: HAHA!

ShredFromHell: Some dogs are stupid as shit man
ShredFromHell: phu phu

Retard Illithid: oh.... thats funny....

ShredFromHell: hes freakin 2 years old
ShredFromHell: and he doesnt know where to shit

Retard Illithid: wait...phu phu the poodle?

ShredFromHell: yeah

Retard Illithid: HAHAHAHAHA

ShredFromHell: we taught him
ShredFromHell: but he doesnt hold it

Retard Illithid: No way, it had to be the chink dog!

ShredFromHell: he goes whereever he wants
ShredFromHell: no it was the phuf
ShredFromHell: i told my mom i have a present for her

Retard Illithid: lol

ShredFromHell: and i pointed to it

Retard Illithid: thats so kkkkkrrrrr

ShredFromHell: i must admit
ShredFromHell: you kicking noahs ass is pretty funny

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: no its not

ShredFromHell: expecially when he is saying something high and mighty
ShredFromHell: and you slam him down with an iron fist

Retard Illithid: i love noah
Retard Illithid: but i think he has a flappy

ShredFromHell: lol

Retard Illithid: but i dont know for sure

ShredFromHell: probly not
Retard Illithid: ill see when marcelo leaves

ShredFromHell: LMAO
ShredFromHell: Are you going to attack him
ShredFromHell: and rip off his pantaloons
ShredFromHell: and laugh at his flappy

Retard Illithid: that was not the word i would have used

ShredFromHell: what if he has one?

Retard Illithid: ill offer to cut it off
Retard Illithid: and if he says no....

ShredFromHell: LOL

Retard Illithid: no one is around but me....
Retard Illithid: i can do whatever i want, as long as i clean up the blood
Retard Illithid: and hide the bruses

ShredFromHell: What would marcelo do if he woke up and saw noah naked out side his door sleeping on the floor

Retard Illithid: he would yell at him

ShredFromHell: and you  undressed him and dragged him there

Retard Illithid: he would yell at me

ShredFromHell: that would be great
ShredFromHell: you could say he was sleep walking

Retard Illithid: holy shit, i would to
Retard Illithid: well, i downloaded the sims file
Retard Illithid: but its not the RIGHT ONE
Retard Illithid: so i get to start over!

ShredFromHell: damn

Retard Illithid: there are like twenty files for that fucking game

ShredFromHell: that sucks 
ShredFromHell: but i have gone through that more than once

Retard Illithid: i might as well buy the fucking thing

ShredFromHell: i know lol
ShredFromHell: even if you get it
ShredFromHell: you need to decode it and shit
ShredFromHell: its a pain

Retard Illithid: its even 0% done
Retard Illithid: and has 139 hours left
Retard Illithid: god fucking damnit

ShredFromHell: slam noahs foot and say "cut the shiiiiiit!"
ShredFromHell: when you see him 
ShredFromHell: because this must be his fault
ShredFromHell: lol what if noah was a mage in real life

Retard Illithid: ROFL

ShredFromHell: and no one knew

Retard Illithid: he would cast most epic spells

ShredFromHell: like ones the fuck up your downloads

Retard Illithid: AARGH! FUCK THIS SHIT!
Retard Illithid: Ill just buy the fucking game
Retard Illithid: god fucking damnit
Retard Illithid: those fucking whores at suprnova
Retard Illithid: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!
Retard Illithid: SPOIEgheaw0[]ytgf]-eug
Retard Illithid: p[oajg
Retard Illithid: pasdhj

ShredFromHell: as i shall buy the games i couldent download

Retard Illithid: pawerjf
Retard Illithid: pawerjh
Retard Illithid: peawrt
Retard Illithid: It really pisses me fucking off mother fuckier

ShredFromHell: like "come and see me tonight"
ShredFromHell: i have to buy that now
ShredFromHell: because i tricked me and didnt work

Retard Illithid: what the fuck god fucking damnit fucking fucking fucks fucking saying theyll fucking download the fucking fucking game but there are like fucking hundereds of other fucking files to fucking get so you fucking dont fucking know fucking what the fuck your fucking getting

Retard Illithid: fuck

ShredFromHell: hey man...If you see somone that looks like matt young in your school
ShredFromHell: it may be him
ShredFromHell: i remember him talking about going to tunxis

Retard Illithid: took me three fucking days to fucking get that fucking file to fuckign play the fucking shit god fucking damnit those fucks!

ShredFromHell: yeah sorry man
ShredFromHell: I know how ya feel

Retard Illithid: FUCK! 
Retard Illithid: FUCKING FUCKING BASTARDS FUCKING TELLING YOU ALL KINDS OF FFUCKING SHIT NEVER GOT ANYTNING OFF A FUCKING TORRENT I FUCKING COULDNT FUCKING GET OFF FUCKING KAZAA FUCKING WHORSE!

ShredFromHell: lol sweet
ShredFromHell: WAHOO

Retard Illithid: FUCKIGN SWEET FUCKERS FUCKING FUCKS!

ShredFromHell: lol

Retard Illithid: fuck the fucking fuckers! 
Retard Illithid: im getting so fcukign pissed right fucking now im so fucking fucking tired of fucking waiting fucking DAYS to get a fuckign file to fuckign fuck with the fuck of the fucking fuck!  What the fuck is taking so fcukign long they can fucking make all this fuckign other fucking shit but they fuckign cant have it ficking take so fucking fucking long what fucking numbnutts is fucking with the fucks at the fucking internet fuckers! 
Retard Illithid: now i have to go and fucking buy the fucking fuck of a game and fucking pay real fuckign money on the godamn thing!  fuck that shit, this is so fucking gay!  I dont wanna fucking pay for fucking shit so what the fuck is wrogn with these fuckers! cant a fucking theing do what the fuck it is said to fucking do?!?!?
Retard Illithid: fuck the fucking fucks at the fucking fuckers and their fuck! 
Retard Illithid: FUCK! 
Retard Illithid: FUCK!
Retard Illithid: THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS CANT FUCKING MAKE ANY FUCKING THING RIGHT GODAMNITFUCKS!
Retard Illithid: FUCK THE FUCKERS
Retard Illithid: fuck those fucking bastards and their fuckign fucking fuckign fuckign shit fucking fuckes!  I'll just get fucking gay little games for fuckign now fucking on fucking!

ShredFromHell: Lol

Retard Illithid: Fucking now fucking I fuckign have fucking to fucking get fucking the fucking real fucking fuck to fucking fuckers that fucking fuck the fucking fuck and fucking fuckers fucking fuck fucking fuck fucking fucking the fuckers in the fucking fuckign ass

ShredFromHell: niceman

Retard Illithid: I swear to fucking fuck im fucking not fucking down fucking loading fuckign any fucking more shit fucking shit like fuck that fucking fucker that fucking is fucking good fucking game!  FUCK! 
Retard Illithid: hey...
Retard Illithid: in the fucking suprnova fucking site... what does the fucking orange fucking [R] mean? 
Retard Illithid: do you fucking know?

ShredFromHell: no

Retard Illithid: there is a fucking [i] and a fucking [R]

ShredFromHell: loll

Retard Illithid: both under fucking two fucking difforent fuckign files names
Retard Illithid: fucking
Retard Illithid: by the fuckin way...
Retard Illithid: i got a fucking FUNNY FUCKING porno movie to show you some fucking time
Retard Illithid: its called fucking "Rocco Invades Poland" got it ofoff of fucking kazaa
Retard Illithid: its fucking funny as fuckin ghell

ShredFromHell: LOl
ShredFromHell: nice
ShredFromHell: how did you find it

Retard Illithid: fucking kazaa

ShredFromHell: wah
ShredFromHell: NICE

ShredFromHell: brb man 2 seconds sorry

Retard Illithid: FUCK 
Retard Illithid: all fucking righ 
Retard Illithid: t
Retard Illithid: fucking fuckers
Retard Illithid: hey...
Retard Illithid: what is a fucking TRACTOR on suprnova.org? they fucking said a working tractor? is that any fucking difforent from the fucking normal downfuckinglod?

ShredFromHell: you mean a tracer?

Retard Illithid: sure
Retard Illithid: that too
Retard Illithid: oooooooooooooooooh
Retard Illithid: fuck that then

ShredFromHell: some cites have shitty ones
ShredFromHell: which means the downloads suck

Retard Illithid: what fucking is it?
Retard Illithid: specificaly fucking?

ShredFromHell: huh?
ShredFromHell: you mean the trackers and stuff?

Retard Illithid: fucking yeah?\

ShredFromHell: If anything is corrupt in the tracker then the download is meaningless
ShredFromHell: which seems to be the case with that nova site
ShredFromHell: i tried it

Retard Illithid: The Sims 2(working tracker)

ShredFromHell: use torrent reactor

Retard Illithid: what the fuck is a tracker?

ShredFromHell: its just basicly the download it self

Retard Illithid: so who the fuck cares? 
Retard Illithid: does it fuckign do anything fucking else?
Retard Illithid: fuck

ShredFromHell: yeah well if the tracker is shit the download is shit so its everything

Retard Illithid: i DONT FUCKING CARE IF THE FUCKING THING IS SHIT!@ 
Retard Illithid: FUCK 
Retard Illithid: ARGH! 
Retard Illithid: EOIHFW})EFH
Retard Illithid: erhf
Retard Illithid: pawhfg
Retard Illithid: aehgf
Retard Illithid: sh
Retard Illithid: p
Retard Illithid: d
Retard Illithid: FUCK

ShredFromHell: you were right earlier

Retard Illithid: why would that fucking fucker put that down, is it anything difforent from any other of the fucking things?

ShredFromHell: downloading games sucks
ShredFromHell: yeah well its saying that it should work
ShredFromHell: thats all

Retard Illithid: ok

ShredFromHell: well actually its guarenteeing that it works

Retard Illithid: fuck?

ShredFromHell: Inconclusion dont use that nova site

Retard Illithid: ah what the fuck ever, i dont fucking care any fucking more 
Retard Illithid: ill just fuckign download them all

ShredFromHell: lol

Retard Illithid: one of them will work

ShredFromHell: probly not and you know it
ShredFromHell: Games are shit with bittorent
ShredFromHell: i have been trying for months
ShredFromHell: and no one works

Retard Illithid: not ONE!?!??!

ShredFromHell: NOpe
ShredFromHell: not one

Retard Illithid: how many did you get?

ShredFromHell: over 60

Retard Illithid: FUCK

ShredFromHell: all different games
ShredFromHell: from baldurs gate 2
ShredFromHell: to hentai games

Retard Illithid: oh my fucking god.

ShredFromHell: Hmm well i got pain killer

Retard Illithid: !!!!!!! 
Retard Illithid: well fuck dude

ShredFromHell: and it didnt work
ShredFromHell: lol

Retard Illithid: ...

ShredFromHell: only 3 of them worked but you have to decode them and burn some image to a cd and do all this shit i didnt understand
ShredFromHell: so i gave up
ShredFromHell: with games

ShredFromHell: the more seeds= faster download
ShredFromHell: its best to always have over 5
ShredFromHell: over 20 is great
ShredFromHell: one time i had 36 and i was going at 200kb per second
ShredFromHell: but guess what
ShredFromHell: that was a game!!
ShredFromHell: and it didnt work anyway!

Retard Illithid: fuck that fuck
Retard Illithid: i got one for 435 
Retard Illithid: *getting*

ShredFromHell: nice man

Retard Illithid: and i will fucking burn shit to the fucking CD

ShredFromHell: Downloading games sucks dick

Retard Illithid: i dont fuckign care

ShredFromHell: i fucking hate it
ShredFromHell: THEY TEMPTED ME
ShredFromHell: with all their hentai games

Retard Illithid: fucking 103 hours 07 minuts, and 5fucking9 secends

ShredFromHell: i got EVERY one!
ShredFromHell: and they just shit all over my face

Retard Illithid: what is a fucking CloneCD? 
Retard Illithid: and btfuckingw, where did you learn all of this fucking shit?

ShredFromHell: HAHA thats where it says you need to insert the game disc to play
ShredFromHell: so you need to make a clone of it
ShredFromHell: by putting the same files on it
ShredFromHell: and burning an image

Retard Illithid: so?

ShredFromHell: which is very long

Retard Illithid: thats allright, i can fucking do that

ShredFromHell: and hard process

Retard Illithid: better than paying for fuckign it

ShredFromHell: I learned this from people in forums
ShredFromHell: yeah but i cant do it
ShredFromHell: neither could they
ShredFromHell: and they are pretty damn good with this shit

Retard Illithid: it has the most seeds, and downloads

ShredFromHell: only one guy claims to be able to clone game cds
ShredFromHell: and have them work
ShredFromHell: on the forum
ShredFromHell: but hes full of shit

Retard Illithid: The Sims 2 CloneCD Multilanguage WORKING

ShredFromHell: thats the image
ShredFromHell: you need to burn that
ShredFromHell: to a cd

Retard Illithid: multi fucking language? 
Retard Illithid: what the fuck is that?

ShredFromHell: dunno
ShredFromHell: it doesnt matter though

Retard Illithid: i dont fuckig like that sound
Retard Illithid: i dont give a fuck about any language other than mine
Retard Illithid: and russian

ShredFromHell: here i shall give you the only site that has some working games

Retard Illithid: and german
Retard Illithid: because its gay

ShredFromHell: http://www.torrentreactor.net/
ShredFromHell: its the most honest torrent site on the net
ShredFromHell: they dont fuck you over
ShredFromHell: oh and one other thing yoiu need to know
ShredFromHell: about dl games
ShredFromHell: they are in mdf mds format
ShredFromHell: and it takes an expert to get it out of that
ShredFromHell: well not really
ShredFromHell: i was able to do that part
ShredFromHell: but the rest is beyond me
ShredFromHell: Instead of having it normal
ShredFromHell: they fuck it up and make it mdf
ShredFromHell: for no reason

Retard Illithid: WHAT THE FUCK is mdf?

ShredFromHell: http://www.moviecodec.com/thread/1701.html

Retard Illithid: that was not a fucking answer!

ShredFromHell: read up

Retard Illithid: FUCK
Retard Illithid: ah fuck
Retard Illithid: i dont want to
Retard Illithid: too fucking mad

ShredFromHell: yeah 
ShredFromHell: i jerked off 3 times after i found this shit out
ShredFromHell: dead serious

Retard Illithid: 6 today
Retard Illithid: it was a fucking spurt

ShredFromHell: woah

Retard Illithid: going to go a few times now

ShredFromHell: when you gettin noah tomorrow

Retard Illithid: el [fucking] lven

ShredFromHell: i may see you if your going around 2 ish
ShredFromHell: oh

Retard Illithid: you want us over fucking sunday?

ShredFromHell: sorry i couldent help you with this games

Retard Illithid: thats fucking fine

ShredFromHell: its beyond me i wish i could help
ShredFromHell: but yah
ShredFromHell: come with noah
ShredFromHell: its fine

Retard Illithid: lo fucking l

ShredFromHell: wanna play some gunbound and kill some gooks 
ShredFromHell: that helps me relax

Retard Illithid: sure

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS IS...

BananaPudding421: hi

Retard Illithid: yop to the "Tee" 
Retard Illithid: hey
Retard Illithid: haha, tee sounds like pee

BananaPudding421: wus up, homi-6
BananaPudding421: northside!

Retard Illithid: well i can tell you whats NOT up!

BananaPudding421: eastside
BananaPudding421: westside
BananaPudding421: southside

Retard Illithid: my wang!  Because i am not seeing PORN!

BananaPudding421: LOL
BananaPudding421: mine niether, lets look at some!

Retard Illithid: not together
Retard Illithid: thats gay

BananaPudding421: lol
BananaPudding421: its not together, im at my house!

Retard Illithid: i have something to send you....

BananaPudding421: ok

Retard Illithid wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Franz\Desktop\Stuff\Movies\mistakeallap78y7yp.wmv.

bananapudding421 received C:\Documents and Settings\Franz\Desktop\Stuff\Movies\mistakeallap78y7yp.wmv.

Retard Illithid: tell me what you think
Retard Illithid: oh, and its porn
Retard Illithid: sort of

BananaPudding421: wtf?
BananaPudding421: lol

Retard Illithid: HAHAHA
Retard Illithid: the guy did not expect that at ALL
Retard Illithid: and he starts ranting in german

BananaPudding421: is it real porn?
BananaPudding421: or funny?

Retard Illithid: LOL, oh, it WAS real
Retard Illithid: then that tard came all over the other guys face

BananaPudding421: lol

Retard Illithid: then it turned into a verry stupid thing to do

BananaPudding421: i thought the guy had two penisis at fuirst!''

Retard Illithid: ........

BananaPudding421: lol

Retard Illithid: ok... 
Retard Illithid: well, no.. no he didnt...

BananaPudding421: then im like "wait a minute...where duid that 
BananaPudding421: other guy
BananaPudding421: copme from

Retard Illithid: ok man.
Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: but its the ending that is special
Retard Illithid: really now, what would you say if that happend to you>

BananaPudding421: id kill the son of a bitch!

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: no you wouldnt 
Retard Illithid: you would just take it and give him dirty looks for the rest of the day
Retard Illithid: i would plot my revenge secretly and lay in waiting for the most glorious moment of PAYBACK 
Retard Illithid: which you would do as well 
Retard Illithid: (i think) 
Retard Illithid: (would you?)

BananaPudding421: lol
BananaPudding421: prolly
BananaPudding421: well, id enter barbarian rage
BananaPudding421: ejaclulate in his face, while in barb rage

Retard Illithid: OMG HAHAHA

ME AND MY GODAMN FATHER! THIS GUY KICKS ASS.

The Old Exorcist: Are you still playing?

Retard Illithid: no

The Old Exorcist: What are you doing? a

Retard Illithid: nothing really
Retard Illithid: working on my website

The Old Exorcist: What website?

Retard Illithid: i have a website

The Old Exorcist: Wher?

Retard Illithid: im not telling you
Retard Illithid: then you would go see it

The Old Exorcist: And why would you have a website?

Retard Illithid: why not?
Retard Illithid: its not like drugs

The Old Exorcist: Porn?

Retard Illithid: YEAH
Retard Illithid: NICE BIG GAY ANIMAL PORN

The Old Exorcist: What????????\
The Old Exorcist: Are you serious?

Retard Illithid: SURE

The Old Exorcist: I mean it.

Retard Illithid: thats JUST the thing ive always wanted to put down
Retard Illithid: there is a section for gays, and a place for underage 12 year old girls

The Old Exorcist: I is okay to watch but you better keep away from having a porn site. That is just not right.
The Old Exorcist: I really hope you are kinding.

Retard Illithid: well im not
Retard Illithid: go to www.snuffx.com 
Retard Illithid: thats my site you like it?

The Old Exorcist: Please, tell me you are not for real on this trash..............

Retard Illithid: OH IT SRUE IS!  i pay people to fuck each other in my basement

The Old Exorcist: I do not have a problem with you masturbating all you want in your on privacy, but making a living out of it is shameful and wrong..
The Old Exorcist: I do not believe you will be so sick and filthy

Retard Illithid: hey man, it pays good
Retard Illithid: filthy rich is still rich

The Old Exorcist: Better be poor and decent than rich and filthy.
The Old Exorcist: Jack off yourself alone and stay out of trouble.

Retard Illithid: well, some of us dont have wives to fulfill our desires ok?

The Old Exorcist: If you need a plastic doll i get you one, stay alone and out of trouble

Retard Illithid: im cool, women cum over here almost all the time now that marcelo is out
Retard Illithid: but hes comming back tomorow
Retard Illithid: so ill have to settle down

The Old Exorcist: DO not be sick. You do not need to risk your health and be unsafe. Good thing is worth waiting for.
The Old Exorcist: A plastic vagina should be enough for you at this time. It will not make you sick.

Retard Illithid: hey, you should be proud of me, i  have a job, and a website

The Old Exorcist: remember: hepatitis, herpes, aids, venereal warts, and more. They are all over. The ones you thing less of. Your life is very precious. Stay clean.
The Old Exorcist: Stay Healthy

Retard Illithid: yeah, thats why the world has people like you
Retard Illithid: when i get something, you just make it go away and i can go do it all over again

The Old Exorcist: What do you mean by that?
The Old Exorcist: ?
The Old Exorcist: I do not get it

Retard Illithid: your a doctor arnt you?

The Old Exorcist: So?

Retard Illithid: you guys can fix that

The Old Exorcist: You can never get things back to the original way

Retard Illithid: THEY HAVE A CURE FOR AIDS! god, dont you know anything!!

The Old Exorcist: The cure is death

Retard Illithid: yeah, you can have safe sex with a dead girl with aids right?
Retard Illithid: and still stay clean?

The Old Exorcist: Or you can use your hand 2 or 3 time a day and you stay clean and out of trouble

Retard Illithid: try seven

The Old Exorcist: OK
The Old Exorcist: Althought I thing that is a little excessive.

Retard Illithid: yeah well, its fun
Retard Illithid: but i have a question...

The Old Exorcist: ?

Retard Illithid: when it starts to bleed, should you stop?

The Old Exorcist: If you bleed then you need a break

Retard Illithid: I WILL NEVER STOP
Retard Illithid: hey.... hook me up with some Viagra

The Old Exorcist: You really do not need that

Retard Illithid: but i doo! 
Retard Illithid: i have to please my girl

The Old Exorcist: That is for persons who can not have an erection. You can

Retard Illithid: yeah, but i heard that you can get a bigger one

The Old Exorcist: You do not have to please anyone yet. Stay out of trouble.

Retard Illithid: hey, thats where all the best pleasure is at

The Old Exorcist:  No pill is going to give you a bigger penis.

Retard Illithid: oh, adn i need you to send me some money for a hooker who is comming over tomorow for a video

The Old Exorcist: The best pleasure is to wake up clean and healthy every day. Once you loose that is gone for good.

Retard Illithid: she does a good job
Retard Illithid: oh, and she is bringing over this guy
Retard Illithid: tell me, 
Retard Illithid: what do you think of bisexual relationships?

The Old Exorcist: Stay away from it. I mean it.

Retard Illithid: why? its not like it hurts or anything

The Old Exorcist: It is aginst the laws of nature

Retard Illithid: yeah, and thats what they said about condoms,

The Old Exorcist: The rectum is not design but for taking a shit.........

Retard Illithid: i have to disagree

The Old Exorcist: and out only,.

Retard Illithid: it is a hole....

The Old Exorcist: Just to take a shit, a crab
The Old Exorcist: It is filthy
The Old Exorcist: Dirty.

Retard Illithid: some guy called me a shit, did i crawl out of a rectum?

The Old Exorcist: Full of bacteria
The Old Exorcist: You only look like shit 'cause you need a decent haircut

Retard Illithid: this conversation is going on my website

The Old Exorcist: Your website suckssssssssssssssssss

Retard Illithid: and blows, and cums, and screams, and spooges....

The Old Exorcist: If you are serious the you are going the wrong pathway. If you are kidding, I am getting worry........

Retard Illithid: yeah yeah, im kidding
Retard Illithid: god
Retard Illithid: hahaa
Retard Illithid: oh, and remember keith?
Retard Illithid: my gay friend

The Old Exorcist: Gay???????????
The Old Exorcist: REally??????????

Retard Illithid: yeah, i toldyou didnt I?
Retard Illithid: just look at him, doesnt he give off that feeling?

The Old Exorcist: No, you never told me
The Old Exorcist: DID he make a pass on you?

Retard Illithid: anyways, he and his boyfriend told me to ask you a bunch of stupid medical questins...
Retard Illithid: yeah once...
Retard Illithid: but i didnt feel like it

The Old Exorcist: Now , are you serious?
The Old Exorcist: What kind of pass?

Retard Illithid: a sexual one, i dont know
Retard Illithid: whatever thos faggs do...

The Old Exorcist: Explain

Retard Illithid: why?
Retard Illithid: who cares

The Old Exorcist: Is he trying to dragg you into his realmmmmmmmmm
The Old Exorcist: That is dangerous and a common way to get AIDS

Retard Illithid: he tried to, and we got as far as the belt

The Old Exorcist: Was he trying to suck your dick?

Retard Illithid: HAHAHAHFEWoidhga]eoiwrg
Retard Illithid: awerg
Retard Illithid: [wera
Retard Illithid: sdf[pog
Retard Illithid: [sdojf
Retard Illithid: [HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

The Old Exorcist: HAAAHAHAHAHA
The Old Exorcist: Stay away from him
The Old Exorcist: If you play with fire, you will get burn

Retard Illithid: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Retard Illithid: OMG! LOL

The Old Exorcist: What's OMG?

Retard Illithid: Oh My God

The Old Exorcist: OK
The Old Exorcist: Have you heard about FAT JOE?

Retard Illithid: nope
Retard Illithid: who is he?
Retard Illithid: a gay guy?

The Old Exorcist: SUpposely he is a famous rap singer. 
The Old Exorcist: A millionaire
The Old Exorcist: I never knew about him until recently

Retard Illithid: wow, is he black as coal or white as snow?

The Old Exorcist: He is sore of a mulato cuban

Retard Illithid: wow, sounds like he should be cleaning my toilets

The Old Exorcist: I know his father

Retard Illithid: why dont you cut out his balls so he doesnt make any more kids
Retard Illithid: sounds like a real winner that one

The Old Exorcist: He showed me a photo with his son from a Rap magazine.
The Old Exorcist: Check in the website for FAT JOE, he is reaalyy famous. Althought I do not like RAP.

Retard Illithid: yeah,
Retard Illithid: is he fat?

The Old Exorcist: Sort of

Retard Illithid: a fat, cuban raper, what is next huh?

The Old Exorcist: I thing he is a weirdo, I just wanted to tell you

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: OMG
Retard Illithid: IS THIS HIM!
Retard Illithid: http://lisag.com/photos/december/fat%20joe.jpg

The Old Exorcist: Yeap that is FAT JOE
The Old Exorcist: Do you know him

Retard Illithid: he looks like a blown up condom

The Old Exorcist: Yeap
The Old Exorcist: He supposely is very famous and rich by singing trash music

Retard Illithid: wow, 
Retard Illithid: your sure this guy is not Asian?
Retard Illithid: its as though his face was hit by an iron

The Old Exorcist: He father does not really like his music but he is having his son is now a millionaire.

Retard Illithid: wait a minut...
Retard Illithid: what does his father have?
Retard Illithid: other than a bad life?
Retard Illithid: i mean having to go to you for something

The Old Exorcist: Patient:Doctor relationship is confidential. Didn't you know?

Retard Illithid: so?

The Old Exorcist: That means I will only tell my son If my son keeps secrets.

Retard Illithid: i will never tell anyone father.

The Old Exorcist: With your website and having a fagged friend, I am very nervous about telling you secrets........

Retard Illithid: yeah

The Old Exorcist: Well I need to work tomorrow.

Retard Illithid: ok
Retard Illithid: night

The Old Exorcist signed off at 12:15:20 AM.

This is a long one with a friend of mine, talking about our future.

Retard Illithid: whats up

[Removed]: nothign
[Removed]: you?

Retard Illithid: ready to shut down

[Removed]: oh
[Removed]: thats right you have school

Retard Illithid: yeap

[Removed]: hows college treating you anyways

Retard Illithid: fine

[Removed]: have you talked to any hot women
[Removed]: that show some intrest in you

Retard Illithid: oh yeah, got a date with one in three hours

[Removed]: im serious though man

Retard Illithid: so am I, she's a giant vagina!

[Removed]: have you talked with any chicks

Retard Illithid: whats your problem dude?
Retard Illithid: go eat a pant
Retard Illithid: achbar le viila
Retard Illithid: oooiAH!

[Removed]:  ?

Retard Illithid: sry
Retard Illithid: yeah, lots of girls here, dont talk to much

[Removed]: If i was there i would be tlaking to hot chicks and failing miserably

Retard Illithid: but no hot ones
Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: i dont even bother with those

[Removed]: yeah good plan man
[Removed]: i think im gonna start doing the same
[Removed]: they are fuckin lost causes

Retard Illithid: the ugly ones really are the best
Retard Illithid: theyre willing to do stuff
Retard Illithid: and the chances for a home run are dramaticaly higher

[Removed]: oh hell yeah
[Removed]: and no english speaking chinese women

Retard Illithid: eh
Retard Illithid: found a women from japan on gunbound today
Retard Illithid: and she was living in brazil
Retard Illithid: and spoke english really well

[Removed]: thats freakin goofy
[Removed]: thats even sweeter

Retard Illithid: she wasnt interested in anything

[Removed]: Yeah
[Removed]: indeed
[Removed]: but getting a women from gunbound is just as obnoxious as me trying to date some hot movie star
[Removed]: same odds

Retard Illithid: i think i asked if she looked like a hentai slut
Retard Illithid: and a few other nasty questions that jsut are not worth repeating
Retard Illithid: then she left
Retard Illithid: and i won the game
Retard Illithid: WOOO!

[Removed]: LOL
[Removed]: I like it
[Removed]: I like it long time

Retard Illithid: LOL

[Removed]: but seriously im browsing around
[Removed]: they have some pretty good eastern to western pen pal sites

Retard Illithid: huh?!?!?!

[Removed]: yep
[Removed]: im not a member YET
[Removed]: but i am tempted

Retard Illithid: so did you find out how much for a mail order bride?

[Removed]: uh no actually

Retard Illithid: there has to be something around
Retard Illithid: 100?
Retard Illithid: 200?

[Removed]: I think its free you just need to pay for them to get accepted  and approved for the marriage

Retard Illithid: !?!?!??!?WHAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!!!!
Retard Illithid: HOLY SHIT THATS NUTS!!

[Removed]: and i was reading some shit on there
[Removed]: testomonials or whatever
[Removed]: and guys said some fat fucking 500lb guy married a hot chick

Retard Illithid: a fucking RealDoll costs fucking $2000!!!!!
Retard Illithid: and a third world women costs NOTHING????????

[Removed]: and he said
[Removed]: that withn a day
[Removed]: he got 100 emails
[Removed]: from different girls

Retard Illithid: i really should start looking into the rules of all that stuff
Retard Illithid: even just for some fun

[Removed]: litterally 100

Retard Illithid: thats just so... funny?

[Removed]: and the other guys said the same
[Removed]: they all got around 100 emails
[Removed]: and they just pick one

Retard Illithid: HAHAHAA
Retard Illithid: we must spread our seed man
Retard Illithid: but FIRST!

[Removed]: yeah man

Retard Illithid: we must do it for fun

[Removed]: like get 4 chinese wives

Retard Illithid: totaly

[Removed]: and kick marcelo out
[Removed]: and have a fuckin throne
[Removed]: nah jk

Retard Illithid: "it is american custom for the wife to shut up and wash my hairy nuts"

[Removed]: but we could have 4 wives
[Removed]: and could trade them at random

Retard Illithid: i would really only want one if any
Retard Illithid: if i got one...
Retard Illithid: i would share her with you man
Retard Illithid: i love you

[Removed]: lol ok thanks man...i guess
[Removed]: dude according to some of the guys
[Removed]: its really easy
[Removed]: like in 2 days
[Removed]: guys offer marriage

Retard Illithid: nono, if you ever want some, just call, and ill send her over

[Removed]: Lmoa
[Removed]: lmao
[Removed]: nah man trust me
[Removed]: if you got one
[Removed]: i would have already had one

Retard Illithid: thats a fucking promis dude

[Removed]: i bet one day we call eachother up 
[Removed]: and we both realize that we got chicks at the same time

Retard Illithid: AHAHHAA
Retard Illithid: if you ever want two at a time

[Removed]: same for you man lol

[Removed]: Dude if i dont get a chick in like 1 year
[Removed]: im gonna seriously consider this

Retard Illithid: dude! we would own these women!
Retard Illithid: that would be so  fucked up!

[Removed]: yeah
[Removed]: Im doing my homwork on this shit
[Removed]: soon i shall be a master
[Removed]: im serious too man

Retard Illithid: totaly

[Removed]: im really looking around and reading about what they do
[Removed]: and how all of it works

Retard Illithid: yeah, im going to have to take a looksie myself
Retard Illithid: you know any good sites?

[Removed]: hmm
[Removed]: i havent really bookmarked any
[Removed]: let me check

Retard Illithid: hmm, 
Retard Illithid: would you want one that knew english, or not?
Retard Illithid: if you had a choice

[Removed]: yeah a little
[Removed]: so she can say "shoot your dirty thing" and im dead fucking serious!

Retard Illithid: i wish it could be something like... she only knew what I was saying, and no one else

[Removed]: yeah

Retard Illithid: that would be great
Retard Illithid: hell, while im at it, i wish she was an invisible ninja and could fly

[Removed]: but check it
[Removed]: http://www.loveme.com/index1.shtml
[Removed]: it says russian
[Removed]: but go to foreign women profiles
[Removed]: and click china

Retard Illithid: hey man, russian women are hot 
Retard Illithid: holy SHIT

[Removed]: there are 2314 women from the philippines
[Removed]: that need loving

Retard Illithid: this is crazy!

[Removed]: yeah and this is a crappy site too

Retard Illithid: no fucking way this shit really exists!

[Removed]: yea way
[Removed]: this is why i love it
[Removed]: its like a buffet

Retard Illithid: HAHAA

[Removed]: a litterally chinese buffet
[Removed]: there is ONE girls from Turkey
[Removed]: personally i like chinese women best

Retard Illithid: dude...

[Removed]: japs are too highclass 
[Removed]: and have high standards

Retard Illithid: too fucking bad
Retard Illithid: they are goiing to fucking get what they get

(At this point, I'm looking at the site myself and finding women to buy...)@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Retard Illithid: !
Retard Illithid: wtf, there is one from america too
Retard Illithid: hmm, what about south korea man
Retard Illithid: they look the same as japs..
Retard Illithid: or do you want the brand name lable?
Retard Illithid: not a cheap knock off?

[Removed]: Lol
[Removed]: dude check em all out
[Removed]: i im on hong kong

Retard Illithid: woah, the chick from turkey is not that bad
Retard Illithid: http://www.loveme.com/women/turkey/turkey-women.htm

[Removed]: the other site had 18 year olds like nutz
[Removed]: this site is mostly 20s and 30s

Retard Illithid: actualy
Retard Illithid: the singapore breed should be well trained
Retard Illithid: since they live in one bad ass dictator country

[Removed]: haha

Retard Illithid: or should we buy our dogs for looks, not tricks?

[Removed]: we shall buy them for everything
[Removed]: even dinnner

(Dinner???)

[Removed]: they usually cook good

Retard Illithid: oooooh hahahaa!

[Removed]: so why not make them do it

Retard Illithid: haha
Retard Illithid: i thought you ment...

[Removed]: eating them
[Removed]: lOL
[Removed]: nope
[Removed]: well if you want

Retard Illithid: eh

[Removed]: im sure nonone would care

Retard Illithid: give or take man

[Removed]: lol i wouldent do it

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: damn, i forgot how hot spanish chicks can be
Retard Illithid: but the problem with that is... when they get older... YIKES!
Retard Illithid: have you EVER seen an even decent looking spanish grandma?
Retard Illithid: NO!

[Removed]: i have somting to show you
[Removed]: LOL
[Removed]: hang on 
[Removed]: if this man can do it
[Removed]: we fuckin can

Retard Illithid: http://www.loveme.com/women/indonesia/indonesia-women.htm woah

[Removed] wants to directly connect. 
[Removed] is now directly connected.

[Removed]d: too bad my internet is fucking lagging like 56k
[Removed]: This chick is nice
Retard Illithid: but she is christian

[Removed]: (Sends a pic of ugly guy with hot girl, freaks me out)

Retard Illithid: ughHUUUUUUMMM?

[Removed]: shes a jap

Retard Illithid: verry jap-esk
Retard Illithid: AAAAAAAAAH!
Retard Illithid: http://www.loveme.com/women/cambodia/cambodia-women.htm

[Removed]: (Sends ANOTHER pic of a hot girl hugging some ugly old guy)

Retard Illithid: what... the... FUCK

[Removed]: i know
[Removed]: its real

Retard Illithid: no fucking way man

[Removed]: i shall link you
[Removed]: i have more to show

Retard Illithid: that shit only exists in little fat boy's fantasys

[Removed]: (Yet again, he sends me a pic of a GREAT looking asian girl, kissing this... fat, old, ugly, soneofabitch looser)
[Removed]: hang on 
[Removed]: http://212.59.22.112/asp/find.asp?pcode=9253

Retard Illithid: that its even posible is a hot, hot thing, is amazing

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: There is an option to search for girls who want platonic relationships

[Removed]: this site has alot of younger girls
[Removed]: i love this shit man
[Removed]: (Sends a pic of one ugly dude.. as usualy, and GUESS WHAT KIND OF A GIRL he has around him?)
[Removed]: oh and the next one....
[Removed]: is amazing

Retard Illithid: my dream transexual german "women" looking for a platonic relationshop does not exist
Retard Illithid: Women found: 0
Retard Illithid: im sad

[Removed]: (Sends a pic that makes me squirm)
[Removed]: she is insane hot

Retard Illithid: i dont fucking care what goth kids say man
Retard Illithid: the world is a fucking GREAT place!

[Removed]: LOLL
[Removed]: LMAO
[Removed]: your right in some ways it really is isnt it
[Removed]: i never looked at it that way
[Removed]: but your fucking right man

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: you can fucking do ANYTHING!!!!!
Retard Illithid: literaly...

[Removed]: (another pic)
[Removed]: they were married in like 2 weeks
[Removed]: that fuck

Retard Illithid: these pics your sending are like the best things i have ever seen
Retard Illithid: the ugliest guys with the sexiest women

[Removed]: yep
[Removed]: it getts even better
[Removed]: well not really
[Removed]: kinda stays the same

[Removed]: also married
[Removed]: (FUCK MAN THESE PICS DONT STOP!)

Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: dude
Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A4702801

[Removed]: For the first time in my life I met someone who treats me like gold and who appreciates being treated the same back. Cressie and I are terribly in love and we are making plans to bring her over to the U.S. where I am presently living or back to my beautiful country of Canada.

Retard Illithid: 19 year old jap
Retard Illithid: ROMMFAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retard Illithid: HAHAHA
Retard Illithid: its a fucking catch for the guy

[Removed]: shes pretty damn hot
[Removed]: (trust me, you dont want to see THIS pic)
[Removed]: your gonna love this
[Removed]: look what the man said
[Removed]: "We hit it off right away. I met my fianc�e Hong on your site and after 3 months of writing to her I went to visit her in China. We hit it off right away and she was very happy I came to see her. We will be married sometime next year."

Retard Illithid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

(Ok, this goes on for several minuts, and after re-reading it, it's not verry funny to listen to, so I'll just skip ahead.)

[Removed]: Dude...I have never been more serious
[Removed]: we need to do this man
[Removed]: at some point

Retard Illithid: YES!
Retard Illithid: WE MUST!
Retard Illithid: just for a try try
Retard Illithid: and if we get tired, we just send them back

[Removed]: true

Retard Illithid: for a full refund right?

[Removed]: uhh
[Removed]: i dont think so man
[Removed]: but yeah you can get rid of them easily

Retard Illithid: HEY!  If im not fucking happy with my product!  i have the right to return it, and get a new one FREE OF CHARGE!

[Removed]: but you can meet them first
[Removed]: before you pay
[Removed]: Terry and Lixia- "I proposed in Chinese to her, and she has accepted"

Retard Illithid: i dont want some chick to grow a backbone and kill me in my sleep

[Removed]: they wont
[Removed]: most of them love western men
[Removed]: not just for the money
[Removed]: its a fetish
[Removed]: alot of chinese have it
[Removed]: few japs have it
[Removed]: however

Retard Illithid: well yea man
Retard Illithid: japs are better than us
Retard Illithid: american boys have the fucking fetish for THEM
Retard Illithid: US!

[Removed]: yeah man, because they are exotic
[Removed]: and tight
[Removed]: and make us chinese dinnner

Retard Illithid: and they make cool cartoons

[Removed]: yep
[Removed]: most of them can understand japanese

Retard Illithid: i want to train my wife to make hentai

[Removed]: that would be pretty goofy making my wife cook dinner  and translate my anime at the same time

Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A4671163

[Removed]: too bad she only wants to chat
[Removed]: but you can get more usually
[Removed]: as with any women

Retard Illithid: I WANT IT ALL I WANT IT NOW AND I WANT HER TO GIVE IT TO ME!

[Removed]: I think chinese see us the same way we see them
[Removed]: in some ways

Retard Illithid: no way

[Removed]: they see us as exotic
[Removed]: i swear

Retard Illithid: we're fucking losers man

[Removed]: Maybe to the japs
[Removed]: but not to the chinese
[Removed]: chinese fucking go ape shit over western men

Retard Illithid: hahaha!

[Removed]: i have went through nearly every profile
[Removed]: trust me i know
[Removed]: japs i dont give a shit
[Removed]: those fucks

Retard Illithid: yeah,i see the japs as a better breed
Retard Illithid: even though they are the same thing

[Removed]: and im using your tatic you use with extremly hot women
[Removed]: with the japs

Retard Illithid: Uhh...

[Removed]: i dont bother
[Removed]: they seem too high and mighty

Retard Illithid: but i thought you ment my... "other" tactic

[Removed]: OH
[Removed]: lol

Retard Illithid: with pills, vans, and leather straps

[Removed]: yeah
[Removed] we can do that too
[Removed]: but much to expensive
[Removed]: if we are talking logically

Retard Illithid: totaly
Retard Illithid: yeah yeah
Retard Illithid: anyways
Retard Illithid: i think this is kicking ass
Retard Illithid: alot of ass

[Removed]: however ordering a chinese or any other than japs are a piece of cake man
[Removed]: i hate saying that

Retard Illithid: chink girls going out nuts for us? thats a bit far man

[Removed]: but its true
[Removed]: its the only words i could think of

Retard Illithid: it just sounds too good to be true
Retard Illithid: there HAS to be something

[Removed]: well not really 
[Removed]: like you said
[Removed]: their country is overflowing
[Removed]: no jobs 
[Removed]: and shit

Retard Illithid: well, yeah... but putting babies in death rooms is one thing.
Retard Illithid: who cares?
Retard Illithid: but haveing SEX with american losers!!!
Retard Illithid: WOAH! THATS WORLD STOPPING NEWS MAN!

[Removed]: they would do anything for opportunity and guess what AMERICA "LAND OF OPPORTUNITY" so they only have one place to go
[Removed]: and that is in my pants
[Removed]: to get a job here

Retard Illithid: NONONONONONONONO!
Retard Illithid: my wife cannot work

[Removed]: LOl
[Removed]: yeah good point man

Retard Illithid: she must be locked in the fucking house, and please me drawing cartoons and making FOOD!

[Removed]: I may make mine become a chinese doctor though
[Removed]: for tons of cash
[Removed]: because i wont make it

Retard Illithid: no contact with the outside world, OTHER than people i trust
Retard Illithid: like my dog

[Removed]: LOL

Retard Illithid: i would MAKE her love my dog
Retard Illithid: and people say slavery is dead! HUMBUG!

[Removed]: say that this women must stay married to you
[Removed]: the only way you can get her off 
[Removed]: is if YOU divorcer her
[Removed]: so shes stuck man

Retard Illithid: that WOULD be the only way......
Retard Illithid: unless... 
Retard Illithid: how much do you think people would miss her?

[Removed]: you mean her family in china?

Retard Illithid: well, i mean as if, and this is just a thought... that if i grow weary of her, and lock her in my basement to starve to death so i can not divorce her..

[Removed]]: ...

Retard Illithid: too much?

[Removed]: yeah man
[Removed]: dude i dont think i would grow weary
[Removed]: of her

Retard Illithid: BULLSHIT! people grow weary all the time!

[Removed]: yeah
[Removed]: your right

Retard Illithid: you dont play halo anymore do you?

[Removed]: who am i shittin
[Removed]: no
[Removed]: not unless im doing multiplayer

Retard Illithid: playing the same game over an extended time can lead to wandering eyes
Retard Illithid: i dont care how good it is the first few hours

[Removed]: better a chink than one of us
[Removed]: ya know?
[Removed]: like american chicks would try to steal your money in a divorce
[Removed]: thats why i like asian women so much
[Removed]: they are more respectful of men
[Removed]: because they still are pretty traditional

Retard Illithid: hey... look what i found:
Retard Illithid: Looking for serious relations with mature reliable man. Im tender pretty young girl, speak English and Japanese. See You soon ...

[Removed]: yeah
[Removed]: nice
[Removed]: brb 2 secs
[Removed]: piss time

Retard Illithid: k man

(Few seconds later)

[Removed]: another thing i like
[Removed]: is it seems like they are easier to orgasm
[Removed]: even though thats not my primary concern

Retard Illithid: there is a girl here lookign for a man who is unique (me), happy with who he is (totaly me), who is romantic (...), open minded (FUK ME!) and has a sence of humor (W00T!)!

[Removed]: nice man
[Removed]: and there ya go

Retard Illithid: im going to E-mail her

[Removed]: serious?
[Removed]: go ahead man

Retard Illithid: YEAP
Retard Illithid: see how she is

[Removed]: dude she just may want to marry you
[Removed]: im not joking

Retard Illithid: dude, i am the most unique person on the fucking planet!  I'm more unique than ANYONE! in fact... im the MOST unique.

[Removed]: i havent meet anyone like you
[Removed]: so i can agree

Retard Illithid: she is looking for long term or marriage relationship

[Removed]: well
[Removed]: is that what you want?

Retard Illithid: no.  
Retard Illithid: i want to get in her pants

[Removed]: so long term relationship
[Removed]: with hintin at marriage

Retard Illithid: and if i have to marry her to do it...
Retard Illithid: by god i fucking will dude

Retard Illithid: thats why we have abortions, erasers, and divorces
Retard Illithid: dude...
Retard Illithid: she weighs 95 lbs
Retard Illithid: fuck, i cant do half the things i want to do with ehr...
Retard Illithid: but, that wont stop me from trying

[Removed]: shes fucking tight shit

Retard Illithid: medical insurance is always a pluse
Retard Illithid: i plan to be on top dude

[Removed]: you can throw her around
[Removed]: and jerk her up and down with ease

Retard Illithid: wow, a full foot under me
Retard Illithid: no smoking, good, i dont want to buy anything but food for her
Retard Illithid: well, she looks like shit though
Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A4965475

[Removed]: show me

Retard Illithid: what do you think?
Retard Illithid: her second pic is worse

[Removed]: you can get better
[Removed]: you forget man
[Removed]: were in fuckin china town now
[Removed]: its our world
[Removed]: we do whatever we want

Retard Illithid: not this girl, shes jap

[Removed]: oh
[Removed]: fuck japs

Retard Illithid: i plan to

[Removed]: she might even be chinese but living in tokyo
[Removed]: you never know
[Removed]: i dont know how the "eyes" things work
[Removed]: they look slightly different for japs and chinks
[Removed]: i still cant figure it out

Retard Illithid: god damn man

[Removed]: ?

Retard Illithid: all these women say they are from "traditional cultures"
Retard Illithid: wtf does that mean?

[Removed]: it means they respect men 
[Removed]: like kings
[Removed]: im dead serious

Retard Illithid: you are wise [Removed]-San

[Removed]: they are like fuedal girls but around today
[Removed]: japan doesnt have much of tradition left
[Removed]: since they are so caught on technology
[Removed]: china is way more traditional

Retard Illithid: WTF
Retard Illithid: Listen to this fucking bitch
Retard Illithid: If you are a man that taller than 6'2, well-educated, in good job, good manner, good temperament, good looking, good shape, good family background, out-going, single white, then maybe I will like you. 
Retard Illithid: if i would ever buy her i would kick her ass just for saying something like that
Retard Illithid: NO CHINK!
Retard Illithid: REALLY!

[Removed]: bah
[Removed]: shes jokin
[Removed]: or some shit
[Removed]: she would take anyone

Retard Illithid: hmmm

[Removed]: they act all tough
[Removed]: but they are all the same

Retard Illithid: well dude, chink guys and girls look, the same

[Removed]: yeah
[Removed]: god girls like that
[Removed]: i want to shit on their face
[Removed]: while making them watch childish japanese anime
[Removed]: like milk chan

Retard Illithid: woah,
Retard Illithid: i think i found a winner
Retard Illithid: i am very cute ,kind,lovely chinese lady.i like dance,singing,travel and nature.i am looking for real love in my life.hope i can find a kind and honest man to be husband.
Retard Illithid: no one is more honest than me dude

[Removed]: haha
[Removed]: yeah
[Removed]: i think i saw her
[Removed]: show her to me

Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A4973699
Retard Illithid: pretty nice

[Removed]: shes 35 though man

Retard Illithid: fuck didnt see that

[Removed]: I want a women that i can fuck for at least like 10 years

Retard Illithid: damn

[Removed]: before they turn 36

Retard Illithid: there are NO women uner 30

[Removed]: search for it man
[Removed]: do ages 18 - 25
[Removed]: so anyways man
[Removed]: whats going on this weekend
[Removed]: we doing somtihng for sure?

Retard Illithid: sure
Retard Illithid: ill be there

[Removed]: what day
[Removed]: sat again?

Retard Illithid: any
Retard Illithid: ok
Retard Illithid: that would be best
Retard Illithid: WOAH!
Retard Illithid: if looks could energize, i found a fucking HOTTI
Retard Illithid: well
Retard Illithid: not really
Retard Illithid: but RIGHT out of an anime
Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A4696802

[Removed]: Oh hey man the best thing about chinks is that they look great till like 50
[Removed]: they like dont wrinkle for a long time

Retard Illithid: yeeeeeeeaaaaah.......
Retard Illithid: you know how long they last?
Retard Illithid: i would want to get anohter after the old one gets... old

[Removed]: no prob too
[Removed]: since they love older men too

Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A4194117  20 years old, and said NOTHING
Retard Illithid: my kind of girl

[Removed]: shit man
[Removed]: those last to chicks
[Removed]: i nearly creamed my pants

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: TOTALY!
Retard Illithid: WQOOOO

[Removed]: just think about it seriously
[Removed]: They want western men
[Removed]: thats so fucking hot man

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: http://212.59.22.113/prof/per.asp?pcode=9253&Login=&Info=IeFmGb&kod=A3788218
Retard Illithid: woah
Retard Illithid: thats fucking nice.

[Removed]: yeah

Retard Illithid: well dude
Retard Illithid: im fucking dead if i dont go to sleep now
Retard Illithid: night

[Removed]: night man
[Removed]: go on tomorrow

Retard Illithid: sure thing

Some people should not be smart.

Retard Illithid: do you like kitties?

Cradle Of Cleen: no

Retard Illithid: do you like to see movies of happy kitties?

Cradle Of Cleen: no

Retard Illithid: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/benzin.avi

Cradle Of Cleen: wuts dat

Retard Illithid: a movie of a verry unhappy kittie

Cradle Of Cleen: ok

Retard Illithid: at least in the middle
Retard Illithid: in the begining, the kittie is ok, and in the end...
Retard Illithid: you have to see it

Cradle Of Cleen: is it where the cat runs into the wall

Retard Illithid: nonono
Retard Illithid: just see it
Retard Illithid: no viruses
Retard Illithid: not a GOOD site, but a turstworthy one

Cradle Of Cleen: ok
Cradle Of Cleen: i have a very slow internet though

Retard Illithid: aaah
Retard Illithid: it might take a while then
Retard Illithid: its not too too long

Cradle Of Cleen: ok

Retard Illithid: in the meantime, ill send you some pics of happy women
Retard Illithid: http://b0g.org/wsnm/article/13499
Retard Illithid: http://b0g.org/wsnm/article/13492
Retard Illithid: http://b0g.org/wsnm/article/13432

Cradle Of Cleen: they better b

Retard Illithid: http://b0g.org/wsnm/article/12388
Retard Illithid: http://b0g.org/wsnm/article/12342
Retard Illithid: http://b0g.org/wsnm/article/12223

Cradle Of Cleen: the first on hasnt even loaded up yet

Retard Illithid: http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

Cradle Of Cleen: FUCKIN SICK!

Retard Illithid: http://poetry.rotten.com/customs/

Cradle Of Cleen: no more

Retard Illithid: ???

Cradle Of Cleen: stop, thats fucking gross

Retard Illithid: the last ones should be much faster
Retard Illithid: they have a better server

Cradle Of Cleen: no more
Cradle Of Cleen: its gross

Retard Illithid: oh...
Retard Illithid: did you see the movie of the cat being burned alive yet?

Cradle Of Cleen: no i closed the window

Retard Illithid: oooh
Retard Illithid: okay!
Retard Illithid: it makes me happy to see things like that, but many people yell at me when I show it to them
Retard Illithid: oh well!
Retard Illithid: at least i found something that can get me off huh?

Cradle Of Cleen: but, poop is yucky

Retard Illithid: Sac lotus for black 
Play broken Shit from the yard 
Yawgmoth's Will wins games

Retard Illithid: ooh, the shit one was nothing
Retard Illithid: the rest of them were pics of women getting cut to pieces, and deformities, and men with lots of blood

Cradle Of Cleen: yea i seen

Retard Illithid: ah
Retard Illithid: good

Cradle Of Cleen: its gross

Retard Illithid: well, i guess

Cradle Of Cleen: r u a guy or girl

Retard Illithid: girl

Cradle Of Cleen: thought so

Retard Illithid: but i still like that stuff
Retard Illithid: lots of guys dont like it
Retard Illithid: how could you tell?

Cradle Of Cleen: idk u just seem like a girk

Retard Illithid: huh...

Cradle Of Cleen: u seem like a girl

Retard Illithid: i have to be more manly to FOOL PPL!
Retard Illithid: dick!

Cradle Of Cleen: ?

Retard Illithid: dont guys always say dick?
Retard Illithid: i guess its just where i am

Cradle Of Cleen: no\

Retard Illithid: oh

Cradle Of Cleen: r u bi?

Retard Illithid: eh, i try not to think of it that way
Retard Illithid: i would get off to anyone
Retard Illithid: if they know what to do
Retard Illithid: haha, well, igtg take a shit!
Retard Illithid: ill be on tomorow i tink!

Cradle Of Cleen signed off at 10:14:45 PM.

Here I am getting my ass handed to me. My how the world turns

(Let me start you off, MYKL sends me a random website, like we always do, and i went to see if this one worked. I figured he was some guy trying to be a posser, so I AIMed him to have some fun)

Retard Illithid: Hello!

AllThingsSpring: hello
AllThingsSpring: who is this?

Retard Illithid: A mindfull little happy person
Retard Illithid: I know more about you than you know about me

AllThingsSpring: uh huh

Retard Illithid: yep
Retard Illithid: i dont know, i just like saying hello to people i dont know.

AllThingsSpring: i see

Retard Illithid: but i said i know you...
Retard Illithid: that is to say, i know you, from what you say about yourself
Retard Illithid: but i dont know you
Retard Illithid: and you dont know me

AllThingsSpring: okay

Retard Illithid: your name is Jeremy right?

AllThingsSpring: yes

Retard Illithid: and you live in minnesota,
Retard Illithid: and you are an aspiring modern Renaissance man,
Retard Illithid: lol

AllThingsSpring: most of the things I have said about myself on my webpage remains true to this day

Retard Illithid: wow
Retard Illithid: now, this has been bugging my head for a while...
Retard Illithid: ihopethisworks.com
Retard Illithid: ???

AllThingsSpring: easy to remember

Retard Illithid: ahh

AllThingsSpring: easy to spell

Retard Illithid: well, so is www.home.com thats not takken
Retard Illithid: could lead one to think that the website name is a ploy to get a little girly girl

AllThingsSpring: its a ploy to have an easy to remember domain name

Retard Illithid: or even prove to someone that you are more sensitive than you really are
Retard Illithid: or im just odd

AllThingsSpring: perhaps

Retard Illithid: PERHAPS!
Retard Illithid: indeed I am mad
Retard Illithid: www.principiadiscordia.com
Retard Illithid: have you read it?

AllThingsSpring: hail eris

(As soon as he said this, I started to think that he MAY be a LITTLE smarter than I thought he was.)

Retard Illithid: HAHAHA!
Retard Illithid: Hail
Retard Illithid: eris

AllThingsSpring: lets see...

Retard Illithid: fnord?

AllThingsSpring: RA Wilson fan
AllThingsSpring: i'm sorry, I couldn't see your last post
AllThingsSpring: ;-)

Retard Illithid: fnord?
Retard Illithid: i dont post

AllThingsSpring: nope, just seeing blank space

Retard Illithid: ha!
Retard Illithid: hmm

AllThingsSpring: interesting AIM nickname

Retard Illithid: ..
Retard Illithid: you wouldnt know it...
Retard Illithid: would you?

AllThingsSpring: you'd think something that eats brains would be smarter

(This got me.  His stock is going up im my book.)

Retard Illithid: HAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!
Retard Illithid: i like you already
Retard Illithid: yes yes yes, one would think that, but i do not eat brains
Retard Illithid: just a happy human

AllThingsSpring: lemmie guess, you know who cthulhu is too

Retard Illithid: the almighty dark lord
Retard Illithid: of course
Retard Illithid: i wouldnt worship him though

(Now he is starting to make fun of me. I start to think that I'm in over my head)

AllThingsSpring: his worshippers have a tendency to get eaten

Retard Illithid: that they would
Retard Illithid: ok, i have to come clean
Retard Illithid: i came to your site by accident and saw your AIM and wanted to make fun of you
Retard Illithid: but it seems that i am being made fun of now
Retard Illithid: joke is on me
Retard Illithid: smarter than i thought you would be

AllThingsSpring: or at least nearly equal in our nerd quotients

(I LOVE THIS GUY!)

Retard Illithid: HA!
Retard Illithid: so why did you make that site anyways?

AllThingsSpring: i've had a website for years

Retard Illithid: i see,
Retard Illithid: but what started it
Retard Illithid: ?

AllThingsSpring: boredom and an ability to code xhtml and css

Retard Illithid: wow.  that was the perfect answer

AllThingsSpring: plus a one page bio is a lot less work than a blog

Retard Illithid: yes.
Retard Illithid: yes it is.

AllThingsSpring: that comes from experience?

Retard Illithid: well, a little bit.  like everyone else i have one.
Retard Illithid: but i was a noob and used geocities
Retard Illithid: i hate geocities

(I HATE geocities.)

AllThingsSpring: even people who WORK for geocities hate geocities

Retard Illithid: and i have tried to take the time to start from scratch on my own website...
Retard Illithid: but i never got around to it.
Retard Illithid: so i pussyfooted around and got the fastest one i could make
Retard Illithid: www.geocities.com/fravasthebard
Retard Illithid: oh, mind the language
Retard Illithid: most of this was made with, and for, my highschool friends
Retard Illithid: i had no intention to enlighten anyone with this

AllThingsSpring: looks like you have a birthday coming up

(He skims fast.)

Retard Illithid: !
Retard Illithid: yes i do
Retard Illithid: i guess you too, but less than a month away from mine
Retard Illithid: 30?

AllThingsSpring: yeah, its looking like that
AllThingsSpring: sad to say

Retard Illithid: ha.  then im a newb

AllThingsSpring: by several years

(Now he is making fun of me.  I accept that..)

Retard Illithid: wow, that helps, thank you
Retard Illithid: ok, one last personal questions...
Retard Illithid: have you already been enlightened?
Retard Illithid: it seems that it is one of your goals... or am i wrong?

AllThingsSpring: enlightenment is a path, not a destination

(At this point, he JUST blew my mind.)

Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: woah
Retard Illithid: but, that was my goal for the longest time...
Retard Illithid: what would the destination be?  or is it difforent for everyone

AllThingsSpring: to get enlightenment, you must stop striving to find it and instead walk the path toward it

(I try showing off, a feeble attempt.)

Retard Illithid: Nirvana?
Retard Illithid: hrm, that has little to do with it i guess.
Retard Illithid: other than the desire to want something

AllThingsSpring: i'm not sure 'enlightenment' in an Eastern sense can be discussed in any manner that isn't a tautology

(Quick serch GOOGLE for "tautology".)

Retard Illithid: hmm
Retard Illithid: then i must have misused it
Retard Illithid: the word,

AllThingsSpring: you'll be farther along when you run out of words
(At this point, I shut my stupid mouth.)

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