conversations2

You know who this is by now, and you should love him.

GO BACK!

The Old Exorcist: Are you around?

Retard Illithid: NO!

The Old Exorcist: ?

Retard Illithid: NO!

The Old Exorcist: I wonder what the hell you are doing?

Retard Illithid: Eating POO!

The Old Exorcist: POO??????
The Old Exorcist: Is that Shit???

Retard Illithid: yes, poo.  and i love it.

The Old Exorcist: PUPU
The Old Exorcist: Popcorn?

Retard Illithid: i said POOPOO!  IN MY BUNGHOLE!

The Old Exorcist: Is it popcorn?
The Old Exorcist: Did you eat today?

Retard Illithid: shrink your font

The Old Exorcist: I am cooking a baked potato

Retard Illithid: i just shat out a whole potato out my funhole

The Old Exorcist: and turkey ground meat with tomato sauce 
The Old Exorcist: Did it fit?

Retard Illithid: YES!

The Old Exorcist: SHIT!!

Retard Illithid: and three of his brothers TOO!

The Old Exorcist: Holy SHIT!!!!

Retard Illithid: it was holy
Retard Illithid: a priest came and had a look

The Old Exorcist: Rather shitty
The Old Exorcist: Are you drunk or what?
The Old Exorcist: Out of your mind>
The Old Exorcist: Insane?

Retard Illithid: yeah, i had eight shots out of this girls tits
Retard Illithid: so i hear puerto rico is going to become the 51st state!

The Old Exorcist: no

Retard Illithid: thats GREAT! that island is going to have one great time conforming to Bush

The Old Exorcist: ?

Retard Illithid: Bush has big plans for puerto rico
Retard Illithid: since he faild with iraq, he is going for some easy fish to fry

The Old Exorcist: Where you heard that /

Retard Illithid: yes sir, this country is going to start sucking in all of the little guys around us
Retard Illithid: soon youll be looking at a Wall-mart right in the middle of the rain forest
Retard Illithid: if anyone keeps it around

The Old Exorcist: Don't know what you are talking about
The Old Exorcist: Where you heard all that?

Retard Illithid: CNN

The Old Exorcist: When?

Retard Illithid: they want to start turning the island into a production state, lots of factories with cheep workers

The Old Exorcist: When you heard that            /?

Retard Illithid: just last night

The Old Exorcist: oh, news for me

Retard Illithid: since the government wants to stop all the jobs going to india, they are taking over small countries and buying cheep workers there

The Old Exorcist: The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Retard Illithid: lots of change
Retard Illithid: lots more factories

The Old Exorcist: bs

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: and i am pulling your leg btw
Retard Illithid: (btw = By The Way)

The Old Exorcist: oh
The Old Exorcist: I 'm going to eat.
The Old Exorcist: I am getting my new car soon

Retard Illithid: ok

The Old Exorcist: I am taking a test Saturday

Retard Illithid: good luck

The Old Exorcist: Do you have college next Tuesday

Retard Illithid: yes
Retard Illithid: tomorow

The Old Exorcist: Next week

Retard Illithid: yes
Retard Illithid: but not on thursday

The Old Exorcist: ok

Retard Illithid: i should be in PR on thursday

The Old Exorcist: Want a copy of your airplane ticket now/

Retard Illithid: if you want
Retard Illithid: wait

The Old Exorcist: What?

Retard Illithid: marcelo is saying he wants to know flight numbers

The Old Exorcist: ?

Retard Illithid: the plane im going on

The Old Exorcist: Why he needs to know?

Retard Illithid: and the one im on to come back
Retard Illithid: so if it blows up, he can know

The Old Exorcist: Is he watching over your shoulder?
The Old Exorcist: Is he?

Retard Illithid: omg

The Old Exorcist: omg? forgot

Retard Illithid: oh my god

The Old Exorcist: Now I am wondering
The Old Exorcist: no clue

Retard Illithid: no

The Old Exorcist: OH

Retard Illithid: hes on his computor playing a game
Retard Illithid: but he is in the room
Retard Illithid: i told him that i was leaving on tuesday, and he asked where

The Old Exorcist: Can you see him

Retard Illithid: look
Retard Illithid: first of all, who cares?

The Old Exorcist: I know you do not care, but I have no clue where you are in the house. Supposely you are in the study

Retard Illithid: yes

The Old Exorcist: Marcelo's study

Retard Illithid: the only two computors are in the study
Retard Illithid: his is behind me, and mine faces the wall

The Old Exorcist: So he is working next to you

Retard Illithid: behind me
Retard Illithid: but he cant read anything
Retard Illithid: its too far

The Old Exorcist: When was the last time he blew up

Retard Illithid: and im in the way
Retard Illithid: never
Retard Illithid: he is still in one piece

The Old Exorcist: So is he calm since you mother left

Retard Illithid: jesus

The Old Exorcist: Honestly, I wonder so much about Marcelo

Retard Illithid: ok

The Old Exorcist: I just do not know

Retard Illithid: thats really not my problem.  or one that i want
Retard Illithid: thats your problem

The Old Exorcist: FIne

Retard Illithid: anyways

The Old Exorcist: ?

Retard Illithid: i would like a copy of the ticket
Retard Illithid: or just the times and flight numbers

The Old Exorcist: So that you can jump to show it to Marcelo?

Retard Illithid: you know, i dont HAVE to go anywhere

The Old Exorcist: Whatever you wanty

Retard Illithid: i could just stay here for thanksgiving, where people dont ask so many stupid questions

The Old Exorcist: So what you want to do?

Retard Illithid: i want YOU to tell me the flight numbers so i can jump up and tell marcelo
Retard Illithid: then he can give me a nice big doggy treat
Retard Illithid: and tell me what to do next

The Old Exorcist: Find
The Old Exorcist: Son

Retard Illithid: thank you

The Old Exorcist: If you are still my son

Retard Illithid: *sigh*

The Old Exorcist: Do I have to compete with Marcelo?

Retard Illithid: actualy, this IS marcelo, im acting like franz to piss you off, so that all my planes can come true.  I have a secret dark room so that i can plot peoples actions just to ruin their families lives!

The Old Exorcist: LOL
The Old Exorcist: Know you better than you think

Retard Illithid: yyeah

The Old Exorcist: I am sending you ticket , just wait a minute

Retard Illithid: ok

The Old Exorcist: Althought, I will appreciate you do not show it to marcelo
The Old Exorcist: Still you can do what you wish

Retard Illithid: ok

The Old Exorcist: I still feel Iam you father, not him
The Old Exorcist: 'To me he a a pretender, an impostor, to me.
The Old Exorcist: Just to me

Retard Illithid: ok

The Old Exorcist: Sorry son, but I just don't like the guy. He hurt me so much

Retard Illithid: i know

The Old Exorcist: I just feel bad that you prefer him that me
The Old Exorcist: than me

Retard Illithid: wow.  I really dont know what to say

The Old Exorcist wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Franz\Desktop\Stuff\My Pictures\Airplane Tickets to PR.doc.

Retard Illithid received C:\Documents and Settings\Franz\Desktop\Stuff\My Pictures\Airplane Tickets to PR.doc.

The Old Exorcist: Got the ticket?

Retard Illithid: i think so
Retard Illithid: got it

The Old Exorcist: Now you can tell M<

Retard Illithid: OH BOY!
Retard Illithid: really now, what the hell is he going to do with that?
Retard Illithid: who cares?

The Old Exorcist: You tell me
The Old Exorcist:  Hey, do what your heart tells you is right 
The Old Exorcist: Well?
The Old Exorcist: I am going to study now

Retard Illithid: ok
Retard Illithid: night

The Old Exorcist: I love you

Retard Illithid: me too
Retard Illithid: i really love myself

The Old Exorcist: See you next week

Retard Illithid: k

The Old Exorcist: What you mean you love yourself?

Retard Illithid: http://thefucksociety.com/chasey.jpg

The Old Exorcist signed off.

My dad and I having an argument about... everything. While I was talking to him, MYKL was throwing in suggestions (props).

The Old Exorcist: I just spoke with your mom.

Retard Illithid: good

The Old Exorcist: We spoke about you

Retard Illithid: what else would you have to speak about?

The Old Exorcist: You are kind of complicated.

Retard Illithid: I like complicated.

The Old Exorcist: I wish you were a simple old fashion son to me.

Retard Illithid: Simple is not complicated, and I like complicated.
Retard Illithid: So that means I don't like simple.

The Old Exorcist: I still like simple

Retard Illithid: You are not me.

The Old Exorcist: That makes thing too much them for us

Retard Illithid: ?

The Old Exorcist: Either you or me
The Old Exorcist: Your mom just let the flow go along....
Retard Illithid: You and I are both seperate beings.  We have our own 
likes and dislikes.  Due to us not living together for a long time, our 
preferances are not similar, dispite being related.

The Old Exorcist: I like to fix things that I see wrong

Retard Illithid: And I am not my mom.
Retard Illithid: I do not see anything that needs 'fixing'.

The Old Exorcist: But she shape up thing on time, before they got out of 
shappe
The Old Exorcist: She did not shape up on time

Retard Illithid: She also left you.

The Old Exorcist: For a different reason

Retard Illithid: And Marcelo.

The Old Exorcist: You are now generalizing

Retard Illithid: I think you and he have allot in common.

The Old Exorcist: You are dead wrong

Retard Illithid: Bullshit.

The Old Exorcist: I know

Retard Illithid: For example, you both have facial hair.

The Old Exorcist: And mustaches
The Old Exorcist: You could be easier on me

Retard Illithid: Dito.
Retard Illithid: Or vise versa.

The Old Exorcist: You act so stubborn with me

Retard Illithid: You are stubborn too.

The Old Exorcist: My ideas should be in priority over yours

Retard Illithid: Why?

The Old Exorcist: 'You do not give me room as your father
The Old Exorcist: to act

Retard Illithid: Like I said before, we are two difforent people, 
because we grew up far apart.
Retard Illithid: I am as mentaly related to you as I am from someone in 
Texas.

The Old Exorcist: You just critize without reasons

Retard Illithid: I have lots of reasons.
Retard Illithid: I'm complicated.

The Old Exorcist: Even if we grew up apart
The Old Exorcist: You don't have to be complicated with me

Retard Illithid: But you are stubborn.  And I want to keep my ideals.
Retard Illithid: And not change them, just because you think it would 
be better.

The Old Exorcist: Your ideals can change for better if you consider my 
first

Retard Illithid: I have considerd yours.  I think they are unrational, 
single minded, and obsolete.

The Old Exorcist: See there you go again

Retard Illithid: There YOU go again.
Retard Illithid: Putting down what I think, and hold as value.

The Old Exorcist: 1) I do not put you down.

Retard Illithid: I never said you put me down, I said you put down what 
I think.

The Old Exorcist: 2) You do not do any of what I tell you

Retard Illithid: Because all you tell me is to change!

The Old Exorcist: 3) You do not care for your family, just for you
The Old Exorcist: 4) I do not get any help, I should be getting from 
you/
The Old Exorcist: 5) You consider me only a SPERM DONOR/
The Old Exorcist: That is humilliating

Retard Illithid: So?

The Old Exorcist: That is also wrong.

Retard Illithid: There is no right and wrong.

The Old Exorcist: I have been around you all this time

Retard Illithid: Only difforent perspectives.

The Old Exorcist: Your perspective is wrong, you can change that
The Old Exorcist: get real
The Old Exorcist: Be reasonable
The Old Exorcist: Think:

Retard Illithid: THERE IS NO WRONG!!

The Old Exorcist: Think: My father really has been around, for better 
or for worse
The Old Exorcist: He at least should care a little
Retard Illithid: I've been thinking for 19 fucking years, and I have 
come up with what I think now.
The Old Exorcist: Open your mind to new ideas and perspective

Retard Illithid: No.

The Old Exorcist: Do not be inside an iron curtain

Retard Illithid: Why not?
Retard Illithid: It's better than forcing YOUR ideals into the heads of 
everyone around you.

The Old Exorcist: Because you are limiting your options and 
opportunities

Retard Illithid: And you are stubborn

The Old Exorcist: You could be doing so much better
The Old Exorcist: I know for real that you have a lot of potentials
The Old Exorcist: If you were more flexible

Retard Illithid: I could say the same for you.

The Old Exorcist: I have been very flexible with you, you know
The Old Exorcist: I have been out of shape for you
The Old Exorcist: bend backward
The Old Exorcist: for you

Retard Illithid: Your not a fucking martyr
Retard Illithid: Grandmami is a martyr, and I hate that
Retard Illithid: I give no respect to people like that

The Old Exorcist: I have been a fucking martyr for you even if you hate 
martyrs
The Old Exorcist: I have been a hero for a father to you

Retard Illithid: what
Retard Illithid: The
Retard Illithid: Fuck

The Old Exorcist: I just get a kick in my ass
The Old Exorcist: Martyr is good, get real

Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: WHAT
Retard Illithid: THE
Retard Illithid: FUCK
Retard Illithid: Do you KNOW what a martyr IS?

The Old Exorcist: I have never given you my back
The Old Exorcist: You have a caring father, even if you do not care for 
me

Retard Illithid: I have had this same conversation with you for over 12 
years.  I'm tired of it.  Verry tired.

The Old Exorcist: Then join me, then we can talk about something else
The Old Exorcist: If I am an asshole, try becoming one yourself. You'll 
have fun
The Old Exorcist: Less stress!

Retard Illithid: I don't think that taking ignorance for bliss is a 
fair trade, sorry.

The Old Exorcist: You just want to think differently, for what?
The Old Exorcist: How are you getting to college tomorrow?

Retard Illithid: Rocketship

The Old Exorcist: Youi are flying to Florida on December 17.

Retard Illithid: i know

The Old Exorcist: Probably walking to college

Retard Illithid: No, i have a friend swinging by
Retard Illithid: perhaps you heard of him, Spiderman?

The Old Exorcist: Good for you.
The Old Exorcist: I can loan you my car
The Old Exorcist: The Nissan

Retard Illithid: Thats ok, I've already asked you for help with that, 
and you made it clear that you won't.

The Old Exorcist: Get a Greyhound bus to NJ and pick up the car]
The Old Exorcist: I can pay for your bus

Retard Illithid: "And live there"

The Old Exorcist: Then I drive with you to CT

Retard Illithid: No you wont.

The Old Exorcist: It will be smarter to stay in NJ for you

Retard Illithid: Because Im not asking for help anymore

The Old Exorcist: Do not ask for help to anyone, but your parents
The Old Exorcist: You can treat us like shit, yet we still help you 
without a penalty

Retard Illithid: You can be sure that my 'parents' are the least most 
reliable people I know

The Old Exorcist: Anybody else will ask for interest
The Old Exorcist: You are dead wrong
The Old Exorcist: We (I) am reliable
The Old Exorcist: Very\

Retard Illithid: You wont help me with anything, unless you get 
something in return

The Old Exorcist: You bet anything

Retard Illithid: and mom is just in her own world
Retard Illithid: You take every oppertunity you have to change me into 
what you want

The Old Exorcist: You are clueless about your parents

Retard Illithid: you dont respect my individuality
Retard Illithid: you dont respect me
Retard Illithid: you dont respect the people i care about
Retard Illithid: you see yourself as the IDEAL
Retard Illithid: and as a martyr

The Old Exorcist: You do not know what the hell you are saying.

Retard Illithid: you get allong well with my grandmother
Retard Illithid: you are greedy, stubborn, and ignorant

The Old Exorcist: We are there for you

Retard Illithid: Go away

The Old Exorcist: We have been there for you, even when shit hits the 
fan
The Old Exorcist: You are the one holding better things from happeniong
The Old Exorcist: You are limiting your life for been stubborn
The Old Exorcist: I am trying to stop you from making a foolish mistake 
in life

Retard Illithid: You are trying to take control of something that does 
not want your control,

The Old Exorcist: You can not judge us for protecting you and for 
trying to convice you our way

Retard Illithid: you are in no position for protecting me

The Old Exorcist: You are acting in self-destruction. Get real.
The Old Exorcist: You are damaging your support system for this life
The Old Exorcist: You are a lucky man with great parents, not 
appreciated
The Old Exorcist: Stop been bitter

Retard Illithid: You are not my parent

The Old Exorcist: Yes I AM
The Old Exorcist: You want me not to be
The Old Exorcist: WHY????

Retard Illithid: Then you are not.

The Old Exorcist: God already decided thaT FOR YOU

Retard Illithid: There is no god.
Retard Illithid: Unless you are talking about humans

The Old Exorcist: I am your father, even if i am looking for a simple 
son
The Old Exorcist: GOD is GOD

Retard Illithid: Thanks for the life, go away.

The Old Exorcist: Bastard
The Old Exorcist: I am still your fdather
The Old Exorcist: Even if you do not think so
The Old Exorcist: What comes around goes around
The Old Exorcist: Do evil and you will receive the same
The Old Exorcist: Youi do not need to be the black sheep

Retard Illithid: There is no evil

The Old Exorcist: Parent crows and they will eat your eyes.
The Old Exorcist: The devil used to be an Angel
The Old Exorcist: He felt superior to GOD

Retard Illithid: so the father of the devil was a good man?

The Old Exorcist: Be humble

Retard Illithid: how ironic

The Old Exorcist: God is watching you

Retard Illithid: That is perverse

The Old Exorcist: Your body is mortal

Retard Illithid: God is just a pawn in Satan's plan to overthrow Allah.

The Old Exorcist: One day your body is going to get old and rotten

Retard Illithid: God is just a pawn in Satan's plan to overthrow Allah.

The Old Exorcist: Eaten by worms

Retard Illithid: God is just a pawn in Satan's plan to overthrow Allah.

The Old Exorcist: Dirt you are and dirt you will be
The Old Exorcist: You spirit will be out of your material body
The Old Exorcist: Your spirit then will seek refuge

Retard Illithid: I will be alive before I die sir

The Old Exorcist: Your lonely soul will apologize to GOD one day

Retard Illithid: And only those most fit will survive

The Old Exorcist: Life is short

Retard Illithid: When I am old, I will die, because I am weak, and 
therefore, unfit for survival

The Old Exorcist: Less than a century
The Old Exorcist: You are more than a body, you have a soul

Retard Illithid: A human's life may be short, but Life, is a long thing indeed.

The Old Exorcist: Your SOUL will have a close encounter with GOD
The Old Exorcist: God can take you out of your limbo life.

Retard Illithid: say "Would an omnibenevolent God allow this?"
(pic of an anthrax baby)

The Old Exorcist: The Devil will
The Old Exorcist: Those who believe in the devil get their share

Retard Illithid: so that baby worshiped the devil?

The Old Exorcist: Life gets you sooner or later

Retard Illithid: ...

The Old Exorcist: It could be very hard

Retard Illithid: I would go for the sooner
Retard Illithid: for I am alive now

The Old Exorcist: Just for a while
The Old Exorcist: A little while
The Old Exorcist: Accept GOD in time

Retard Illithid: No.

The Old Exorcist: You be sorry later

Retard Illithid: so you don't believe in the devil then?

The Old Exorcist: God needs you on his side
The Old Exorcist: Do not fight him like you fight me
The Old Exorcist: I am not GOD, he needs you
The Old Exorcist: Not me

Retard Illithid: Humans are gods

The Old Exorcist: That is an EVIL thought
The Old Exorcist: Get rid of it
The Old Exorcist: NOW

Retard Illithid: There is no evil, there is no good, there is no right 
or wrong.

The Old Exorcist: You do not know SHIT,
The Old Exorcist: GOD is real

Retard Illithid: Dude, I shit everyday
Retard Illithid: did god make that shit?
Retard Illithid: or did I?

The Old Exorcist: You are full of it
The Old Exorcist: SHIT

Retard Illithid: I am full of water sir

The Old Exorcist: and shit

Retard Illithid: ...

The Old Exorcist: The spirits will pull your legs tonoght....

Retard Illithid: okay

The Old Exorcist: tonight
The Old Exorcist: You will have plenty of shit then
The Old Exorcist: You might see spirits in the dark wandering around 
the house. Pray for them.
The Old Exorcist: Pray every night.
The Old Exorcist: OH GOD hear this shepperd of yours....in need

Retard Illithid: Sir, you are truly an idiot.

The Old Exorcist: That will make you another idiot, son of one
The Old Exorcist: Shame on you

Retard Illithid: okay
Retard Illithid: look
Retard Illithid: really now
Retard Illithid: have you seen god?
Retard Illithid: how do you know he exists

The Old Exorcist: You should be having pride on me
The Old Exorcist: I have seen spirits.
The Old Exorcist: Ghosts
The Old Exorcist: The science of paraphysics...
The Old Exorcist: Study it
The Old Exorcist: You will learn about the mysteries of the abstract 
world.

Retard Illithid: "Pride is a sin, and goeth before a fall"
Retard Illithid: I dont think you have read the bible

The Old Exorcist: Only brief sections of it.
The Old Exorcist: I always had doubts like you, but I never dare 
tal;king against GOD.

Retard Illithid: why?
Retard Illithid: what would you have to fear from god if he is all 
forgiving?

The Old Exorcist: You have no spiritual knowledge to make an 
intelligent decision about GOD.

The Old Exorcist: But you have no right to pretend to be GOD

Retard Illithid: I am a god

The Old Exorcist: Life is complex and beautiful, it just did not 
happened

Retard Illithid: I can make life, and take life, create whole worlds 
with a single thought, we make agreements and move mountains.  I have NEVER 
seen god do that.

The Old Exorcist: You are a mere mortal

Retard Illithid: I am a godlike mortal

The Old Exorcist: Very limited and ignorant you are

Retard Illithid: as a single person
Retard Illithid: but I am part of a race of humans, that have changes 
the way the world looks

The Old Exorcist: Pray for your health
The Old Exorcist: You do not even recognize your parents, now you are 
part of the human race?

Retard Illithid: are you telling me i am NOT human?

The Old Exorcist: A human shame.
The Old Exorcist: Shame on you

Retard Illithid: whatever you want

The Old Exorcist: Recognize GoD and your parents at least

Retard Illithid: ???
Retard Illithid: how can i recognize god if he never showed himself???

The Old Exorcist: You are a chain of life, you have my mutated heredity

Retard Illithid: god did not make me, a mear mortal did

The Old Exorcist: God will show himself when he need too, not just when 
you want him to do so...

Retard Illithid: I dont want him to do so
Retard Illithid: i think humans are better

The Old Exorcist: Humans are GODS creation

Retard Illithid: GOD is a HUMAN creation!!!

The Old Exorcist: GOD did the earth, animals, plants, humans, including 
you

Retard Illithid: did he?
Retard Illithid: did you see him?

The Old Exorcist: YEAH

Retard Illithid: did he tell you?
Retard Illithid: or did another human tell you he did?

The Old Exorcist: I meditated about it
The Old Exorcist: I had a close encounter with the beauty of the world
The Old Exorcist: The marvel of the world
The Old Exorcist: The greatest of life

Retard Illithid: Life is the greatest
Retard Illithid: because it can make more life
Retard Illithid: and i have not seen god make anything

The Old Exorcist: Call it GOD, ALLAH, Whatever , the power of life that 
just cannot happen without GOD

Retard Illithid: OMFG
Retard Illithid: GOD NEVER MADE LIFE!!! HUMANS MAKE LIFE

The Old Exorcist: You are only 19 years old, you have not seen shit.

Retard Illithid: YOU WERE MADE BY A FUCKING HUMAN!

The Old Exorcist: The body
The Old Exorcist: The spirit
The Old Exorcist: How the fuck it all started?

Retard Illithid: does it matter?
Retard Illithid: why ask that question

The Old Exorcist: You need something to start

Retard Illithid: we are here, and if we were NOT here, we would not BE 
ASKING that question!!!
Retard Illithid: so im 19?  how old is your god?

The Old Exorcist: How the HEll you think all complex things combine to 
make life as it is

Retard Illithid: chance

The Old Exorcist: My GOD has no age.
The Old Exorcist: Not a body

Retard Illithid: so he is younger than i am
Retard Illithid: thats good

The Old Exorcist: Is the force of life

Retard Illithid: that means i am older than he is
Retard Illithid: so i am better
Retard Illithid: thank you

The Old Exorcist: That means he is a force that your limited mind can 
not comprehend. The power is immense
The Old Exorcist: It is not a body
The Old Exorcist: Not of any sex
The Old Exorcist: Not physical
The Old Exorcist: The planets, travelling around the many suns, think 
big
The Old Exorcist: HUGE

Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: wow
Retard Illithid: and how do you know this?
Retard Illithid: because another human told you.
Retard Illithid: not a god
Retard Illithid: a human
Retard Illithid: a mear mortal

The Old Exorcist: You are just like a piece of ant or less to this 
universe
The Old Exorcist: Look at the sky above you in a clear night.
The Old Exorcist: Nobody needs to tell you anything

Retard Illithid: and i see stars
Retard Illithid: balls of burning gass, that i would not be able to 
see, if a human had not made me

The Old Exorcist: That is why many cultures in different countries pray 
to GOD
The Old Exorcist: They feel the POWER
The Old Exorcist: You are so focus on yourself
The Old Exorcist: So limited

Retard Illithid: i am focused on improving myself
Retard Illithid: you are limited, since you have stopped

The Old Exorcist: Then open your mind now

Retard Illithid: you no longer improve yourself, because you think you 
know it all
Retard Illithid: you think there is a god, and you have stopped 
expanding your mind
Retard Illithid: you are an embarasment to expansion

The Old Exorcist: I am open to smart ideas that are reasonable

Retard Illithid: and i would guess you think religious ones are 
reasonable???

The Old Exorcist: You can call it religion or not. I am talking about 
GOD not religion.

Retard Illithid: good

The Old Exorcist: Although I consider myself a christian

Retard Illithid: because in that sence god does exist
Retard Illithid: you are talking to one right now

The Old Exorcist: I think it is more important to follow the 10 
commanders than to be reading about them.
The Old Exorcist: Like respect and obey your parents

Retard Illithid: wow
Retard Illithid: thwt is NOT one of the 10 comandments
Retard Illithid: sorry

The Old Exorcist: I know you don't like thT
The Old Exorcist: i DO NOT KNOW THE EXACT WORDING

Retard Illithid: thats too bad

The Old Exorcist: Sometrhing like that

Retard Illithid: it is, HONER thy mother and father

The Old Exorcist: I know you are doing the opposite

Retard Illithid: and i dont have to love you, follow you, or even do 
what you say
Retard Illithid: i can honer you by telling people you are my father
Retard Illithid: and never think of you again
Retard Illithid: boom
Retard Illithid: im a good little christian

The Old Exorcist: I do not agree with you there

Retard Illithid: then you do not agree with the BIBLE
Retard Illithid: AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
Retard Illithid: BURN!

The Old Exorcist: After you I go to hell

Retard Illithid: 1) Thou shalt worship no other God. 2) Thou shalt make 
thee no molten gods. 3) The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. 4) 
Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest. 5) Thou 
shalt observe the feast of weeks. 6) Thrice in the year shall all your 
menchildren appear before the Lord God. 7) Thou shalt not offer the blood of my 
sacrifice with leaven. 8) Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of 
the passover be left until the morning. 9) The first of the firstfruits of 
thy land shalt thou bring unto the house of the Lord thy God. 10) Thou 
shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
Retard Illithid: Exodus 34:14-26

The Old Exorcist: Are you publishing this conversation at your website?

Retard Illithid: hell yes

The Old Exorcist: ASSHOLE
The Old Exorcist: HOW could you?

Retard Illithid: with three button clicks

The Old Exorcist: CLICKS???

Retard Illithid: of a mouse
Retard Illithid: and sound arguments hold up tp popular criticism
Retard Illithid: to

The Old Exorcist: That makes you a bastard???

Retard Illithid: so you have nothing to worry about
Retard Illithid: WOO WOO!

The Old Exorcist: A SON OF A BITCH????

Retard Illithid: is that a question?

The Old Exorcist: YEAH

Retard Illithid: or are you insulting your ex wife

The Old Exorcist: I just want to know what kind of a son you really 
are?

Retard Illithid: a son of a human

The Old Exorcist: What kind of a person you are?

Retard Illithid: a mear mortal

The Old Exorcist: EVIL?

Retard Illithid: there is no evil

The Old Exorcist: Maybe you?
The Old Exorcist: You like acting evil?

Retard Illithid: there is no evil way to act.

The Old Exorcist: Been bad?
The Old Exorcist: Real Bad?
The Old Exorcist: Abussive>?

Retard Illithid: i dont abuse you

The Old Exorcist: Specially bad treatment to your own father?

Retard Illithid: just because i do not follow your unprovable beliefs, 
does not make me evil.

The Old Exorcist: Do you want to get even./?
The Old Exorcist: You want to make a foul of me?

Retard Illithid: what even?  what are you talking about?
Retard Illithid: so what?  it would only be to people you dont know

The Old Exorcist: Treat me like shit in front of others/

Retard Illithid: and most would even agree with you
Retard Illithid: hey
Retard Illithid: thats what you do to me anyways
Retard Illithid: im just doing what you taught me to do

The Old Exorcist: tHEN YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE ME AT ALL, DON'T 
UNDERSTAND

Retard Illithid: and you dont appreciate me

The Old Exorcist: yOU ARE A BAD LEARNER

Retard Illithid: there is no bad

The Old Exorcist: yOU WANT TO HUMMILLIATE ME

Retard Illithid: no i dont, i want to entertain ppl

The Old Exorcist: yOUR MIND IS ALL SCREW UP, THAT WHY YOU NEED MENTAL 
HEATH
The Old Exorcist: HEALTH\
The Old Exorcist: YOU DON'T ENTERTAIN WITH YOUR OWN FAMILY
The Old Exorcist: MAKING A FOUL OF YOURSELF

Retard Illithid: i dont like candy

The Old Exorcist: MAYBE YOU LIKE A MOJON
The Old Exorcist: SUCKER

Retard Illithid: i guess
Retard Illithid: but throwing random insults at me isnt going to make 
me feel better

The Old Exorcist: hOW DO YOU THINK i FEEL?

Retard Illithid: i dont know

The Old Exorcist: not good

Retard Illithid: i dont think it would be a big deal
Retard Illithid: im going to edit this

The Old Exorcist: IT IS A BIG DEAL WHEN YOU INVOLVE OTHERS
The Old Exorcist: yOU ARE NOT THINKING RIGHT
The Old Exorcist: YOU NEED HELP

Retard Illithid: what difforence is there between one person and 16 
thousand?

The Old Exorcist: THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU ARE MY SON AND MY 
CONVERSATION 
WITH YOU SHOULD BE CONFIDENTIAL
The Old Exorcist: THE WORLD DO NOT NEED TO KNOW
The Old Exorcist: NOW I CAN NOT TRUST YOU

Retard Illithid: www.geocities.com/fravasthebard
Retard Illithid: thats my site
Retard Illithid: and i put whatever i want on it

The Old Exorcist: YOUR ARE SICK
The Old Exorcist: A SICKO

Retard Illithid: As "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 
one drink," so also, "You can drag a Christian to the truth, but you can't 
make one think."

The Old Exorcist: i DO NOT SEE THIS CONVERSATION

Retard Illithid: its not on yet
Retard Illithid: its going to take a while
Retard Illithid: and i have to edit it

The Old Exorcist: DON'T DO IT

Retard Illithid: yes

The Old Exorcist: WHY YOU WANT TO DO IT

Retard Illithid: I do not feel obliged to believe that same God who 
endowed us with sense,
  reason, and intellect had intended for us to forgo their use."
                             [Galileo]
Retard Illithid: why not?
Retard Illithid: WHO CARES
Retard Illithid: SO WHAT
Retard Illithid: WHAMO!

The Old Exorcist: YOU ARE REALLY SICK

Retard Illithid: If judged only by the results that challenge the laws 
of probabilities, then the power of prayer is nil."

The Old Exorcist: YOU NEED HELP

Retard Illithid: would you feel better if i took your name out?
Retard Illithid: i did that once already
Retard Illithid: www.geocities.com/fravasthebard/conversations

The Old Exorcist: i AM WATCHING YOUR WEBSITE

Retard Illithid: for what?

The Old Exorcist: IT IS REALLY SICK

Retard Illithid: its not going on there tonight????
Retard Illithid: ?????????
Retard Illithid: HOW IS IT SICK???

The Old Exorcist: I AM LEARNING MORE ABOUT YOU

Retard Illithid: what are you talking about???

The Old Exorcist: WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU REALLY ARE

Retard Illithid: what are you looking at?

The Old Exorcist: ALL THE WEIRDO STUFF
The Old Exorcist: AWFULL

Retard Illithid: WHAT
Retard Illithid: where are you in it
Retard Illithid: my site is pretty big
Retard Illithid: http://www.geocities.com/fravasthebard/bio.html is 
THIS where you are?

The Old Exorcist: i CAN NOT BELIEVE MY EYES ABOUT HOW SICK YOUR MIND IS

Retard Illithid: what did you read that makes you think im sic?

The Old Exorcist: lET ME FINISH READING

Retard Illithid: READING WHHAT!!!
Retard Illithid: WHAT PART ARE YOU READING?G???!?!
Retard Illithid: what is it called???

The Old Exorcist: YOUR BIO, AND THE PORN CARTOON, AND THE RELIGION 
STUFF, ETC

Retard Illithid: oooooooh
Retard Illithid: ok
Retard Illithid: your not reading the conversations
Retard Illithid: good

The Old Exorcist: YEAH
The Old Exorcist: I ONLY KNOW THAT YOU ARE REALLY SICK, YOU NEED HELP
The Old Exorcist: I AM OVERWELM BY YOUR COMPLEX MENTALITY
The Old Exorcist: YOU  ARE SO FREAKING CONFUSE AND OUT OF IT
The Old Exorcist: SO MUCH GARBAGE

Retard Illithid: HAHAAHA
Retard Illithid: how
Retard Illithid: what did you read to have you think that?
Retard Illithid: i want to know the exact words i put

The Old Exorcist: YOU TALK OUT OF IGNORANCE AND YOU THINK YOU ARE AN 
AUTHORITY

Retard Illithid: about WHAT
Retard Illithid: WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT

The Old Exorcist: WHY THE HELL YOU HATE A HATE LIST WITHOUT A LOVE 
LIST?
The Old Exorcist: WHY ARE YOU SO SIMPLISTIC IN YOU BIO AND SOUNDING 
LIKE YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF RELOCATION

Retard Illithid: im not a victim of relocation sir

The Old Exorcist: LOGOS ARE ALL DISORGANIZED JUMPING FROM ONE TOPIC TO 
ANOTHER WITHOUT A SEQUENCE

Retard Illithid: huh?
Retard Illithid: 4:  Christianity.
5:  Soccer Moms.
6:  Contradictions.
7:  Anyone Who Has Strong Beliefs On Something I Don't Like.

Retard Illithid: is that what botherd you?

The Old Exorcist: YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE A SURPRISE STATEMENT, 
ONLY TO SHOW YOU HAVE A CONFUSE MIND.

Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: GHAHAHA

The Old Exorcist: YOU JUST WANT TO DRAW ATTENTION (LIKE A MANIAC) BY 
SHOWING EXPLICIT PHOTOS

Retard Illithid: ???
Retard Illithid: what photos/????

The Old Exorcist: THE LOGOS AND THE ATTACHMENTS TO THEM.

Retard Illithid: WHICH ONE!!!
Retard Illithid: I HAVE MANY
Retard Illithid: you dont like www.datejesus.com?
Retard Illithid: www.thefucksociety.com

The Old Exorcist: YOU CAN IMPROVE THE WEBSITE MUCH BETTER

Retard Illithid: www.b0g.org ?
Retard Illithid: HOW!!!!!
Retard Illithid: WTF
Retard Illithid: you just keep criticizing my website
Retard Illithid: and you never tell me what to change

The Old Exorcist: YOUR WEBSITE IS TOO COMPLEX, IT NEEDS A FULL WEEKEND 
WORK

Retard Illithid: ok

The Old Exorcist: IT IS DISORGANIZED

Retard Illithid: you have not told me ONE thing
Retard Illithid: NOT ONE
Retard Illithid: that you would change

The Old Exorcist: FULL OF CRAB
The Old Exorcist: NOTHING PRODUCTIVE

Retard Illithid: you just say, "THATS BAD! FULL OF CRAP!"
Retard Illithid: "BLAH BLAH BLAH"

The Old Exorcist: CAN NOT MAKE YOU A BETTER HUMAN BEEN
The Old Exorcist:  IT NEEDS IMPROVEMENT AND WORK
The Old Exorcist: I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO IMPROVE ARE MY AFTER SHOCK 
ENCOUNTER WITH IT
The Old Exorcist: ANOTHER DAY
The Old Exorcist: IT REQUIRES LOTS OF THINKING

Retard Illithid: whatever
Retard Illithid: you told me nothing
Retard Illithid: so i will do nothing
Retard Illithid: would you rather myt site be more like THIS ONE? 
http://grouphug.us/random
Retard Illithid: http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg or THIS ONE?

The Old Exorcist: SICKO MANIAC

Retard Illithid: www.tubgirl.com
Retard Illithid: i like that website the most

The Old Exorcist: http://www.geocities.com/fravasthebard/Jick.gif
The Old Exorcist: ?????
The Old Exorcist: WHATS THAT LINK?

Retard Illithid: how did you get that???

The Old Exorcist: YOUR WEBSITE

Retard Illithid: thats a link to a pic of mine
Retard Illithid: no way...

The Old Exorcist: GOT IT FROM YOUR WEBSITE
The Old Exorcist: http://www.sofake.com/

Retard Illithid: what did you click on to get it

The Old Exorcist: I AM LEARNING

Retard Illithid: learning what?

The Old Exorcist: http://datejesus.com/
The Old Exorcist: http://www.b0g.org/

Retard Illithid: YOU MAKE NO SNECE!!! YOU JUST KEEP SENDING RANDOM 
WEBSITES!!!!

Retard Illithid: these are all links of mine, SO WHAT??!?!?!
Retard Illithid: you have NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THEM>!!!

The Old Exorcist: THATS MY POINT, YOU HAVE RANDOM CLUELESS LOGOS TO 
WEBSITES

Retard Illithid: ?
Retard Illithid: Those are all links to websites that i like!

The Old Exorcist: NOTHING TO RELATE ONE WITH THE OTHER

Retard Illithid: they are LINKS

The Old Exorcist: JUST TRYING TO SHOCK PEOPLE

Retard Illithid: the icon tells what is on it

The Old Exorcist: OK

Retard Illithid: HOW THE FUCK CAN A RUBBER DUCK SHOCK SOMEONE??!?!?!
Retard Illithid: THEY ARE LINKS
Retard Illithid: as in:  OTHER WEBSITES
Retard Illithid: THAT I LIKE

The Old Exorcist: LINKS TO TRASHY DISGUSTING WEBSITES

Retard Illithid: really now?
Retard Illithid: like which one?
Retard Illithid: show me
Retard Illithid: you think www.sofake.com is trasy?
Retard Illithid: your stupid
Retard Illithid: you think that www.oohbitey.com is trashy? you think 
that www.principiadiscordia.com is trashy???

The Old Exorcist: I JUST HIT THAT INNOCENT LOOKING DUCK AND FOUND YOUR 
DIARRHEA ASS SPITTING MANIAC

Retard Illithid: you think that www.kingdomofloathing.com is trashy??
Retard Illithid: LOL
Retard Illithid: WHAT?!?!?!
Retard Illithid: that shit thing is not on the rubber duck site

The Old Exorcist: OH YEAP IT IS
The Old Exorcist: LOOK AGAIN

Retard Illithid: then send me a link
Retard Illithid: because i dont think so
The Old Exorcist: http://www.thefucksociety.com/
The Old Exorcist: nOW CHECK HYSTERECTOMY

Retard Illithid: HAHAHAHA

The Old Exorcist: AT FRIEND SOCIETY

Retard Illithid: ok, yeah
Retard Illithid: actualy
Retard Illithid: its called the FUCK SOCIETY
Retard Illithid: its a canadian website made by a bunch of kids

The Old Exorcist: wELL i HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW
The Old Exorcist: NEED TO GO TO SLEEP

Retard Illithid: okay
Retard Illithid: night

The Old Exorcist: GOOD NIGHT
The Old Exorcist: lOVE YOU STILL
The Old Exorcist: B GOOD

Retard Illithid: there is no good

The Old Exorcist: YES THERTE IS
The Old Exorcist:  B GOOD

Retard Illithid: there is no good

The Old Exorcist: THERE IS GOOD AND THERE IS BAD
The Old Exorcist:  YOUR WEBSITE IS BAD
The Old Exorcist: IT CAN BVE GOOD

Retard Illithid: there is no good, and there is no bad

The Old Exorcist: IT NEED IMPROVEMENT
The Old Exorcist: I'LL HELP YOU MAKE IT GOOD
The Old Exorcist: I NEED TIME FOR THAT

Retard Illithid: there is no good

The Old Exorcist: LOVE YOU, GOOD NIGHT, B GOOD
The Old Exorcist: BYE

Retard Illithid: night
Retard Illithid: there is no good

The Old Exorcist: THEREIS
The Old Exorcist: THEREIS
The Old Exorcist: THEREIS
The Old Exorcist: THEREIS
The Old Exorcist: THEREIS
The Old Exorcist: THEREIS
The Old Exorcist: GOOD
The Old Exorcist: GFOOD
The Old Exorcist: GOOD

Retard Illithid: there is no good./;

The Old Exorcist: AT LEAST YOU CAN BE GOOD TO ME
The Old Exorcist: YOU NEEDD TO CHANGE

Retard Illithid: night

The Old Exorcist: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT GOOD IS ANOTHER DAY

Retard Illithid: there is no good

The Old Exorcist: I'LL SHOW YOU
The Old Exorcist signed off.

Chefield and my father, teaming up to bring me down... I will have my revenge on both of them...

You have just entered room "Chat 8577616450153682601."

The Old Exorcist has entered the room.

Retard Illithid: hello

PyesyetsBorya has entered the room.

The Old Exorcist: OK

Retard Illithid: okay!
Retard Illithid: yay
Retard Illithid: everyone i WUV IZ HEAR (ear)

PyesyetsBorya: Hello, father of the crazed one

The Old Exorcist: Whos this PyesyetsBorya
The Old Exorcist: Another wacko?

Retard Illithid: the friend that wanted to talk with you
Retard Illithid: ... he can hear you...

PyesyetsBorya: I too, wish to change Franz for the better

The Old Exorcist: A WACKO like MICHAEL JACKSON
The Old Exorcist: Who you really are?

Retard Illithid: i told you, hes a friend from school

PyesyetsBorya: I am told that you are a viking

The Old Exorcist: How old is him?

PyesyetsBorya: is this true?

Retard Illithid: he is... i dont know..
Retard Illithid: how old are you?

PyesyetsBorya: 17

Retard Illithid: ah

The Old Exorcist: What you mean by a Viking?

PyesyetsBorya: A warior from the far off land of NORWAY
PyesyetsBorya: They can fly

The Old Exorcist: No Viking. Get REAL

Retard Illithid: he likes attention

PyesyetsBorya: ahh...

The Old Exorcist: What are you studying?

PyesyetsBorya: i hear you are trying to get the crazy out of franz, is this true?
PyesyetsBorya: i study history

The Old Exorcist: Franz have a lot of confusion

PyesyetsBorya: yes
PyesyetsBorya: he needs help

The Old Exorcist: He needs help

Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: i really think Im the smartest person here

The Old Exorcist: He rejects my help

Retard Illithid: BECAUSE ITS NOT HELP!
Retard Illithid: WHA

The Old Exorcist: He thinks he is a big shot

PyesyetsBorya: you are quite wise, sir

Retard Illithid: i AM a big shot

The Old Exorcist: He is not using his full potencial

Retard Illithid: ...

PyesyetsBorya: to help him though, you must first understand the confusion

Retard Illithid: . . .
Retard Illithid: Borya, i think your acting stupid
Retard Illithid: and i HAVE no confusion, since I am smarter than both of you

The Old Exorcist: After seeing his website i am beginning to understand his confusion

PyesyetsBorya: that is good

Retard Illithid: OH MY GOD!
Retard Illithid: MY WEBSITE IS FOR FUN!

PyesyetsBorya: once you fully understand it, you can help him

Retard Illithid: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Retard Illithid: wow
Retard Illithid: you two are fucking dummasses

PyesyetsBorya: i've been trying, but am not nearly as wise as you
PyesyetsBorya: a cannot comprehend the confusion

Retard Illithid: so chefield, you like the smell of hairy shit in your nose or something?

The Old Exorcist: Believe me Borya, I have being trying to work with Franz for all his life.
The Old Exorcist: I am losing this battle

Retard Illithid: wow
Retard Illithid: i guess you are a viking

PyesyetsBorya: just because you lose the skirmish, does not mean you lose the war

Retard Illithid: so Borya, why dont you tell my father a little about yourself?
Retard Illithid: so that he might understand you 
Retard Illithid: I think its a good idea.
Retard Illithid: why dont you tell him about your yiffy bicycle?
Retard Illithid: see what he thinks

PyesyetsBorya: why, i haven't a yiffy bicycle

The Old Exorcist: So Borya tell me about it

PyesyetsBorya: you are confused, franz

Retard Illithid: there we go
Retard Illithid: WTF
Retard Illithid: well, what did you call yourself again...
Retard Illithid: or right... c0mr4d3 r3d
Retard Illithid: (comrade red)

PyesyetsBorya: ...durak

The Old Exorcist: Franz have all the support from his family but he doesn't give a shit about us.

Retard Illithid: along with Knight Of Iniquity
Retard Illithid: ...

PyesyetsBorya: yeah...he is so inconsiderate

Retard Illithid: .......
Retard Illithid: wtf

The Old Exorcist: He is unemployed, yet he want to be treated like royalty

Retard Illithid: ...

PyesyetsBorya: he once had a girlfriend, but, she left him...he didn't care about her, he is unemployed, and confuseed

Retard Illithid: stop measuring royalty with unemployment
Retard Illithid: he knows
Retard Illithid: and she did NOT LEAVE ME

The Old Exorcist: Tell me about that girlfriend

Retard Illithid: Borya never met jesica
Retard Illithid: this was before i even knew him

The Old Exorcist: Is it Jessica?

PyesyetsBorya: no, not her...the OTHER girlfriend

Retard Illithid: yeah
Retard Illithid: i only had one girlfriend

PyesyetsBorya: you know, the one that was a man

Retard Illithid: ...

The Old Exorcist: HOMO?

PyesyetsBorya: didn't you call him a "manfriend" or something?

Retard Illithid: holy fucking shit you moron fucing cunt bisexual yifftacular homoerotic conformist COMIE!

PyesyetsBorya: tvoyu mat'

The Old Exorcist: ???

Retard Illithid: i think everyone knows im not gay

The Old Exorcist: ???

Retard Illithid: YOU on the other hand...

PyesyetsBorya: franz is confused, and homo

The Old Exorcist: ???

Retard Illithid: okay

PyesyetsBorya: in fact, i have reason to believe that jessica was really jeff

Retard Illithid: Borya is being stupid right now

The Old Exorcist: ???@@###
The Old Exorcist: I HOPE

Retard Illithid: yeah

The Old Exorcist: Wacko and Homo is not a nice combination.

Retard Illithid: hes just trying to be funny and emberass me, but hes ust being stupid

The Old Exorcist: Hope so

PyesyetsBorya: no...now that i think about it, franz is just a wacko
PyesyetsBorya: he eats babies

Retard Illithid: ...

PyesyetsBorya: even look at his icon!

Retard Illithid: i WANT to eat babies, because they are stupid

The Old Exorcist: Borya, are you 17 for real?

Retard Illithid: yeah he is

PyesyetsBorya: yep

The Old Exorcist: Are you a man?

Retard Illithid: well, his body is anyways
Retard Illithid: hardly

PyesyetsBorya: yep
PyesyetsBorya: i am a d00d

Retard Illithid: that is an exageration

The Old Exorcist: Are you in college?

PyesyetsBorya: nope
PyesyetsBorya: not yet
PyesyetsBorya: soon though

Retard Illithid: they dont allow idiots in college

The Old Exorcist: High scholl?
The Old Exorcist: school?

PyesyetsBorya: yesh

The Old Exorcist: WHere you know Franz from?

PyesyetsBorya: from school
PyesyetsBorya: when he was in high school

The Old Exorcist: OH
The Old Exorcist: HarBur

Retard Illithid: no
Retard Illithid: the retarded one
Retard Illithid: hes a kid from the retard school papi

The Old Exorcist: SHIT, are you serious

Retard Illithid: yes

The Old Exorcist: The wacko school

Retard Illithid: thats right

PyesyetsBorya: i am all better now
PyesyetsBorya: i found help in god

Retard Illithid: ...

The Old Exorcist: You had MENTAL Problem?

PyesyetsBorya: until i found jesus, yes

Retard Illithid: he is a pathological lier
Retard Illithid: thats why he was put there
Retard Illithid: liar

The Old Exorcist: Schizophrenia?

PyesyetsBorya: no, it's because i got kicked outta school

Retard Illithid: no

The Old Exorcist: Depreesion?

Retard Illithid: nothing that extreem

PyesyetsBorya: actually franz, sorta

Retard Illithid: whatever it was, he got kicked out of school for it

PyesyetsBorya: PTSD and depression
PyesyetsBorya: but i found god
PyesyetsBorya: and now i am better

The Old Exorcist: Is he honest or making stories?

Retard Illithid: oh, so YES for the schizophrenia
Retard Illithid: i didnt know that
Retard Illithid: that would explain the god thing

The Old Exorcist: Are you fooling around here?

PyesyetsBorya: nope

The Old Exorcist: Kind off?

Retard Illithid: im not sure

PyesyetsBorya: why would i?

The Old Exorcist: Franz when was the last time you saw this kid?

Retard Illithid: a few months ago
Retard Illithid: when i drove back to the school to say hellpo
Retard Illithid: hellop
Retard Illithid: !!
Retard Illithid: HELLO

The Old Exorcist: So He is more of a chating friend?

Retard Illithid: he is more of a retard
Retard Illithid: but yes

The Old Exorcist: Why a retard?

PyesyetsBorya: franz: oh you shut up, git

Retard Illithid: because he went to a retarded school, and he is slightly schito!

The Old Exorcist: Do you life with both of your parents?

Retard Illithid: schitzo
Retard Illithid: do you?
Retard Illithid: i dont even know

PyesyetsBorya: but really, i think franz is GOD
PyesyetsBorya: he is like jesus, only franz came back to life TWICE
PyesyetsBorya: jesus doesn't have shit on that

Retard Illithid: . . . . . .\

PyesyetsBorya: XD

The Old Exorcist: Sorry for all the questions but I would like to know more of your background

Retard Illithid: i think it would be best too

The Old Exorcist: Where are your parents?

PyesyetsBorya: around here somewhere

Retard Illithid: both of them?

The Old Exorcist: Both father and mother?

PyesyetsBorya: father is in east haven

The Old Exorcist: Or stepparents?

PyesyetsBorya: mother is around here somewhere

The Old Exorcist: Divorced?

Retard Illithid: HE JUST SAID NO

PyesyetsBorya: yep

Retard Illithid: oh
Retard Illithid: lol
Retard Illithid: kk

PyesyetsBorya: franz: you ARE confused, aren't you??

Retard Illithid: i guess
Retard Illithid: dont really know much about your personal life

The Old Exorcist: DO you have a stepfather?

PyesyetsBorya: yep

The Old Exorcist: Stepbrothers or sisters?

Retard Illithid: i usualy keep peoples personal lives away from me, since i find it can get kind of... strange
Retard Illithid: sort of like now

The Old Exorcist: I think it is important

PyesyetsBorya: 2 stepbrother from stepmother
PyesyetsBorya: and i feel this is quite irrelevant

Retard Illithid: (I always found it rude to be digging into peoples personal lives)

The Old Exorcist: Are you a happy and fulfilled person?

Retard Illithid: (Then again, my father doesnt seem to understand what rude is)

PyesyetsBorya: ......HA
PyesyetsBorya: you are quite the funny man, father of franz

The Old Exorcist: Franz you are full of it

Retard Illithid: you just proved me right

The Old Exorcist: I am glad you are mentally stable now Borya.

Retard Illithid: . . . . . . . . . .
Retard Illithid: Borya is HARDLY mentally stable

PyesyetsBorya: i think franz is finally right for once :O

The Old Exorcist: You need to have smart and mentally stable people around you to feel fulfilled

Retard Illithid: why?

PyesyetsBorya: i have many dumb people around me

Retard Illithid: what goal do you need that for?

The Old Exorcist: Borya so are you all screw up?

Retard Illithid: PAPI!  HES GOT DIVORCED PARENTS, SKITZO, RETARD, AND IS NOT TAKKING HIS MEDDICATION!!!

PyesyetsBorya: franz, shut the hell up already

Retard Illithid: i have more....

The Old Exorcist: Borya the truth is Franz is no God, no Jesus. You need mental help.

Retard Illithid: a few things that will change your mind about him TOTALY!

PyesyetsBorya: i know, i am humoring him

Retard Illithid: but ill hold on that that...

PyesyetsBorya: i am just feeding franz's ego

Retard Illithid: I can eat on its own, thank you

The Old Exorcist: Feeding his ego and yours is goping down the toilet

PyesyetsBorya: franz needs to feel like he has big cahones
PyesyetsBorya: no, mine is not, in fact, i find amusment in this

Retard Illithid: i HAVE big cajones

PyesyetsBorya: you think so, franz?

Retard Illithid: i KNOW so

PyesyetsBorya: you have little girlyman cajones

The Old Exorcist: It is actually COJONES. But where you learned that.

Retard Illithid: oops
Retard Illithid: typo for me

The Old Exorcist: That means BALLS

Retard Illithid: i knew that

The Old Exorcist: Testes

PyesyetsBorya: i know it means that

Retard Illithid: NUTZ

The Old Exorcist: bolitas

PyesyetsBorya: as i said, franz has little girlyman cojones

The Old Exorcist: or peanuts for you

Retard Illithid: he also knows what a puta is, mojon, and cago
Retard Illithid: (i think)

The Old Exorcist: Do you know spanish?

PyesyetsBorya: no hablo espanol x.x
PyesyetsBorya: no comprende

Retard Illithid: why dont we get sam in ehre and we can compare how big my cojones are...

The Old Exorcist: What's your real name?

PyesyetsBorya: well, it is kinda hard to pronounce...

The Old Exorcist: Sam?

PyesyetsBorya: no
PyesyetsBorya: SCOfield

The Old Exorcist: Franz what's his name?

PyesyetsBorya: franz can't pronounce it

The Old Exorcist: Is that real?

PyesyetsBorya: he says "chefield"

The Old Exorcist: Last name?

Retard Illithid: Josh skofield

PyesyetsBorya: sCofield

Retard Illithid: whatever

Retard Illithid: i call it chefield

The Old Exorcist: Josh how tall are you?

PyesyetsBorya: erm...

The Old Exorcist: erm?

PyesyetsBorya: isn't that a bit personal for only the first meeting?

The Old Exorcist: Short?

PyesyetsBorya: no

Retard Illithid: he is about up to my eyes

The Old Exorcist: I am not planning to date you anyways

PyesyetsBorya: XD

The Old Exorcist: XD?

PyesyetsBorya: its a face...like ":-)"

Retard Illithid: sideways
Retard Illithid: it means LOL

The Old Exorcist: Are yuo Italian , Jew or Irish?

Retard Illithid: sort of
Retard Illithid: JEW!@
Retard Illithid: JEW!
Retard Illithid: JEW!

PyesyetsBorya: no

Retard Illithid: JEW!
Retard Illithid: LOL

PyesyetsBorya: i am from the south

The Old Exorcist: JEWISH

Retard Illithid: HICK!

PyesyetsBorya: you know, redneck

Retard Illithid: REDNECK

The Old Exorcist: Red Neck?

Retard Illithid: Nigger hatter

PyesyetsBorya: naw
PyesyetsBorya: that's the DEEP south

Retard Illithid: cross burner

The Old Exorcist: Negro?

Retard Illithid: NIGGER!

PyesyetsBorya: ugh
PyesyetsBorya: i am american

The Old Exorcist: Deep South?

Retard Illithid: GAY NIGGER SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS!
Retard Illithid: CHICKEN PENIS

PyesyetsBorya: oh nevermind...those are slang terms

The Old Exorcist: From Georgia?

PyesyetsBorya: no

Retard Illithid: NIIIIGGGEEER!!!!

PyesyetsBorya: geogia is DEEP south

The Old Exorcist: Where in  the South?

PyesyetsBorya: south carolina

The Old Exorcist: I love the South

Retard Illithid: NIGER!

PyesyetsBorya: yeah, the south is great

Retard Illithid: FUCKING BLACK SLAVES!

The Old Exorcist: Do you have a southern accent?

Retard Illithid: cotten picking BASTARDS!

PyesyetsBorya: i've been up north too long

Retard Illithid: BILLY BOB!

The Old Exorcist: Do you know a lot about Franz?

Retard Illithid: Blue collar!

PyesyetsBorya: franz: SHADDAP BOY, OR YOU'LL BE GETTIN' FOURTY LASHES!!!!

Retard Illithid: !!!!!!!!!!!
Retard Illithid: PROOOOOOOOOOFE!

The Old Exorcist: What you mena?

PyesyetsBorya: GEET BACK TO PICKIN' COTTON!!!

The Old Exorcist: mean?
The Old Exorcist: oh!

PyesyetsBorya: telling franz to be less confused

Retard Illithid: MYKL missed out on something good

PyesyetsBorya: oh?

The Old Exorcist: But do you really know Franz?

PyesyetsBorya: yep

Retard Illithid: he would have loved this

The Old Exorcist: MYKL????

PyesyetsBorya: mykl is confused

Retard Illithid: another friend
Retard Illithid: much smarter than chefield

PyesyetsBorya: mykl is confused like franz...
PyesyetsBorya: mykl is also emotionless robot

The Old Exorcist: Borya Why all your friends are confused?

Retard Illithid: chefield is an idiot, and MYKL is smarter

PyesyetsBorya: i don't know

Retard Illithid: because HE IS CONFUSED TOO!
Retard Illithid: THATS WHY HE MAKES CONFUSED FRIENDS LIKE ME

PyesyetsBorya: mykl tried to get franz to become a terrorist

The Old Exorcist: Stay away from WACKOS or you'll become one

PyesyetsBorya: but franz said no

Retard Illithid: papi
Retard Illithid: listen to me

PyesyetsBorya: i'm reformed...i cannnot go back

Retard Illithid: HE
Retard Illithid: IS
Retard Illithid: ONE
Retard Illithid: I dont need to be a terrorist, i am god

The Old Exorcist: I am glad you are save. How can we safe Franz now?

PyesyetsBorya: i am unsure

Retard Illithid: trust me, he is NOT saved
Retard Illithid: dont be stupid
Retard Illithid: its starting to be hard for me when you two are joking or being serious

PyesyetsBorya: maybe he has AIDS from having homosex

Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: thats it man
Retard Illithid: why dont we talk about ALL of our sexual preferances....?
Retard Illithid: Im sure my father will be quite ammused by what Borya finds erotic, no?

The Old Exorcist: I am talking with Borya

Retard Illithid: in this screen right?
Retard Illithid: not in another?
Retard Illithid: . . .
Retard Illithid: I think ive had enough then

PyesyetsBorya: alright, well, i also have some stuffs to do
PyesyetsBorya: i'll talk to you all later
PyesyetsBorya: bye byes
PyesyetsBorya has left the room.

Retard Illithid: so you think he was nervous?

The Old Exorcist has left the room.

This is me, trolling in a forum for fun... I got banned two minuts after posting this.

(I was hopping around fucking with a bible forum, and I found this)

helen says hello!
Hi Christian friends,
I want to get some advice on any medication that has helped with your depression. I have bi-polar for 13 yrs. I 've spent most of that time denying my illness. I'm trying to accept it so i can treat myself better. Also, i don't think i'll ever date again, because i don't want to bring this on anyone.
  
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(I am tired of weak people, so I wrote this)

PedoNecroBeast  (me)
I rape kittens. that always takes the edge off. but since your a chick, i think you should turn to cutting. most girls i kno do that. just a little slice to make sure you are still here, but ONLY strong ppl can do it. you should test on yourself to see if yoour strong. watch the blood flow out slowly. and REMEMBER! Down, NOT accross!

(That was it.  I left that, and started writing something much worse on another thread, but they banned me.  I still don't know why...)

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