This is a local shop, for local people. There's nothing for you here!
That being said;
Ceb:
Today is some crazy Christian holiday... sweet.
HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU ASSHOLES!
[12-25-05]
Ceb:
I like to play games. Won't you play with me?
[12-13-05]
This place is boring... nothing new ever happens anymore.
So...
I'm making a few changes. :textheart: @ Fravas.
[11-10-05]
Added a new section to this called 'Ceb'. It'll be a sort of journal thing. Not really, but kind of.
[06-30-05]
Hey DARLING, it's Ceb. I just wanted to say that you're awesome. Write more in
here.
vampirebox: Actually. I win bigger than you
Retard Illithid: How?
vampirebox: :D
vampirebox: I'm not going to tell you.
vampirebox: You'll find out eventually.
Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: You stole something from my house, didn't you?
vampirebox: NOPE!
Retard Illithid: YOU BITCH
Retard Illithid: What?
vampirebox: ...
vampirebox: actually.
vampirebox: I seriously didn't.
Retard Illithid: Ok ok..
Retard Illithid: Then what?
Retard Illithid: Oh fuck...
vampirebox: Not telling.
Retard Illithid: Did you do something...
vampirebox: o_O like what?
Retard Illithid: ...
Retard Illithid: /gets up to look in room and such
Retard Illithid: /afk
vampirebox: LOL Dude
vampirebox: You're awesome.
Retard Illithid is away at 10:02:03 PM.
vampirebox: LOL
Well, now you know. I pwn you. I pwn you like nobody's business.
I need to write here more...
[06-27-05]
fuhfuhf
uh vampires are my best friends
we dance in the moonlight like crazy flamingos
our tails are fluffy and our eyes are dreamy
because we have no gold coins
we cannot buy tools of creation nor tools of destruction
the governemnt is wrong therefore I am inhumane
we curl up into tiny spaces
and pretend our lives are insignificant
all the while the sun blazes a trail of tears
within our souls of darkness
and we wither away under the harsh light
for which we are not prepared
-Ceb
[06-14-05]
So, here's a 'hypothetical' situation for my boy friends out there. There's a girl you like, and you're in her room, with her parents just outside. Things get a little warm, and some pheromones start flying around. You're kissing her and then without thinking, you go for second base. Why? Because, you know you're a guy, and that's the only fucking thing you EVER have on your mind (/rolleyes).
Now, she gets pissed, hits you, says, 'No.' and pulls away. She obviously didn't like that. You know you fucked up, and now feel bad, and are out of ideas of how to make things better. So you Try your best to give her some space and time. But then, she says, "I'm not a slut you know."
Ok, wtf? Really, does a grab really merit the Slut title?
Now, I admit, that if you do go for something the girl is not ready for, you're the one in the wrong, but why the hell would she be a slut? Technically, if anyone is a slut it would be you, because you would fuck anything that moves (wouldn't you Aaron?).
Oh, and then to top it off, you're mom calls you and hints that she thinks your sex life may be too big. Oh fucking boy.
Man, things are going a little weirder than normal.
[05-23-05]
BananaPudding421: so are there any hot girls at your school?
Retard Illithid: Yeah, a few.
BananaPudding421: ever gonna try to bang any?
Retard Illithid: Nah.
BananaPudding421: why not?
Retard Illithid: Too lazy.
BananaPudding421: ahh, same here! i mnay talk about it but in the end im like "chiks are for fags!"
[05-09-05]
"I almost poked my eyeball out today. The world flashed red. The world flashed blue. We're lost.
And Franz is quite odd.
Solemn beneath heavy sarcasm. Hiding?"
-Ceb
[04-20-05]
Get a life? Sounds great! Where can I download one?
[04-10-05]
Why are zombies always thought of as violent brain eating monsters? They should start a support group to pick up their public opinion. Or would it just be inhumane?
[04-09-05]
Yesterday, I was talking to Ceb, and she went off to play Diablo 2. Didn't play that game in a long time (REALLY long time). But ol Bible-Black was still alive, so I went into the game. She was playing with her bf, and I met the guy. Instead of playing the game with her, he and I just chatted about how sweet it would be if Grand Jedi Master Yoda busts his light saber skills on a mech warrior, while awesome anime FX blast through the background, and how Ash should totally have been phu><0rD by Brock, because Onyx is FAR more badass that that fucking 9 volt rat. Ceb was out of the entire (20 min) conversation and just left sounding pissed. It was awesome.
[04-04-05]
To my friends:
You guys are the best friends I have. I love you all so much. You keep going to my site, and I never go to yours because it sucks (or you just don't have one). Sometimes a few of you say how bad life feels, and sometimes you just want to have some fun. I'm so lucky to know you.
Sorry for all the time I'm not here. I feel so bad for you. I wish, there was some way, that I could go into your head and beat the snot out of all the bad mean things that hurt you. I wish that we can all be friends, and love each other like good friends do. But I'm such an asshole, I don't think we can. Again, I'm so sorry. I'm so lucky to have you all.
Just to note, I'm listening to "It's a wonderful world" right now, and feel like crying. Really. Ever just wanna cry? It feels good to let it all out. It also feels good to talk about your feelings. I want to be there patting your back when you cry, and listen to all your pain. That way, you will know that you can cuddle up in my arms and find peace with me. I want to hold you close, and help you know that we are there for each other. Be my special friend.
Happy fucking Valentines Day.
[04-01-05]
It's way past Valentines Day, but I wanted to say something.
[04-01-05]
Man, I've not talked in a long time no? It's been too long. Much too long. I've (yes, no more we. Had to kill the rest of my crew because too many sick days turns into a real one. BWAHAHAHAA!) had to do lots of school stuff, and between that and playing world of warcraft, I'm about booked.
[03-28-05]
Franz saw this really cool Asian guy at school today. He has this real sweet and well chiseled chin and small frame, with thin and straight jet black hair. He looks really badass.
Every time He walks past us, he slits his eyes and gives us this nasty look that says, "I shouldn't have to be here with the likes of YOU, I am Asian, and deserve to be in a REAL university by default! I am going to get a big freaking robot to crush your house because stinking American kids like yourself should be ground to food! LONG LIVE COMMUNIST CHINA!"
What a cool guy.
We wonder if he could teach us some karate, because the way this guy is dressed just screams he knows how to fight. He looks like he could kick our ass really easy. Like if we would ever get in his way, he just busts out these sweet moves from the Far East. We would cower in fear from his might and sleek dress, and we'll be like, "Our inferior capitalist American fighting moves are no match for your exotic attacks and swift palms! Please spare us so that we might export more steel to the great lands of the Orientals!"
This guy is the most badass kid we have ever seen in real life. We have never seen anyone else dress as cool as he does, and he has the looks to match it.
He's actually studying books right now. We bet he's reading some ancient lore passed down for years from father to son about how to make the most use of his small frame and release great and powerful magic from the Happy-Lucky-Charm-Dragons.
Yeah, this guy is smart, AND strong. We KNOW that if he just walked into a room full of twenty big sweaty bruiser bouncers who are sporting brass knuckles and "Anime sucks!" T-shirts, he could floor them all in three minutes flat, using his highly evolved mind, and the power of the fist.
Damn, Asian people are so cool. It's a good thing their people have such small penises; otherwise they would be the superior race for sure.
[03-10-05]
So pretty much everything is going to be text. We like text. Text is an art form. Really, everyone loves text. Let's pray to the holy Texts.
[03-09-05]
UDALA.exe
Auto detect PriMaster #80063|2
PPL\ 1337-366
open-RetardIllithid.exe
running="FravasTheBard"
C:/FravasTheBard
Fravas.doc
600cold.dam +1d20 NEGATIVE.lvl
page Z|\|4|2|= pain.xtml
|31457 failed to execute
P4N75.2.347
Welcome%20fravasthebard.html
RUN: F:/MYKL.html
RUN: F:/bardtender.html
RUN: F:/bio.html
RUN: F:/conversations.html
RUN: F:/conversations2.html
RUN: F:/hate.html
RUN: F:/links.html
RUN: F:/convo.html
RUN: F:/ceb.html