IT WAS AN ORDAINARY DAY WHEN THE MASTER ORDERED BATMAN TO CARRY OUT A MAJOR ATTACK. BATMAN WENT TO BLOB. FOR 50 MINUTES BLOB RIPPED UP THOUSANDS OF PEICES OF CORNFETTE'. BLOB FILLED HIS POCKETS WITH IT. HE ORDERED DERF TO KEEP WATCH. BLOB THEN REALESED THOUSANDS OF SQUARES OF CORNFETTE' INTO THE PIT. THE MASTER THEN APPROACHED BATMAN AND TOLD HIM JOB WELL DONE. THAT DAY MANY OF THE MEMBERS STARTED A FOOD FIGHT AND THROUGH HEAPS OF FRUIT INTO THE PITS. THE SMELL WAS OUTRAGIOUS. A ENIMIY GIRL COMPLAINED. SHE TOLD HER COMMANDER BILL. BILL CAME TO THE SCENE SHORTLY AFTER. HE POURED 4 LITRES OF DETOL DOWN THE DRAIN AND THREATEN US "YOU LITTLE BASTARDS STOP PUTTING SHIT DOWN THE DRAINS OR I WILL TELL THE HEADMASTER ON YOU FOR VANDALISM". WELL THAT WAS GOING TO BE IT FOR THE MAFIA. MANY WERE READY TO HANG UP THEIR BOOTS WHEN THE MASTER APPROACHED BATMAN AND TOLD HIM TO SAY "NOW WE ARE GOING TO THROW SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT DOWN THOSE DRAINS THAT IT IS NOT FUNNY!"
THE MASTER THAN SAID THE HEADMASTER IS A COPY OF THE MASTER HE JUST WANTS TO BE THE MASTER.
THEN THE MASTER SAID.
"I AM TELLING EVERY MEMBER OF THE SHITPIT ORGANIZATION THROUGH OUT THE WORLD TO STRIKE BACK HARDER THAN EVER IN THE SHORTEST AMOUNT OF TIME FOR THE BENIFIT OF THE MAFIA".
LATEST NEWS
RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED
THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
