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THE MASTER
MAIN
ABOUT
THE MASTER IS THE SUPREME FOUNDER OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA. HE/SHE IS VERY FORMAL AND IS THE LEADER OF ALL ORGANIZED CRIME. IT IS SAID THAT THE MASTER KNOWS ALL AND CAN FIND WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU LIVE ECT. WITHIN SECONDS. THE MASTER IS THE MOST FORMAL THING THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. NO BODY CAN MESS WITH THE MASTER. THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE MASTER'S REAL IDENTY IS THE RIGHT HAND MAN. THE MASTER IS UNKNOWN BUT WALKS AMONGST US. WE KNOW FOR SURE THAT HE/SHE DOSE NOT SPEAK OFTEN BUT WHEN HE/SHE DOSE IT IS VERY FORMAL AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. WHEN MOST PEOPLE RECIEVE AN E-MAIL FROM THE MASTER THEY DON'T THINK MUCH OF IT. WELL IT IS A BIG DEAL. YOU ARE BEING ADDRESSED BY THE LEADER OF WORLD ORGANIZED CRIME.
ONE OF THE GREATEST PRIVLAGES IS TO RECIEVE A FORMAL CLAP FROM THE MASTER. NO ONE EVER REALLY SEES THESE BUT IT IS SAID THAT THE MASTER WILL FORMALY CLAP HIS HANDS THREE TIMES. THE MASTER GIVES ALL HIS/SHES ORDERS TO THE RIGHT HAND MAN WHO WILL GIVE THEM OUT TO THE LOWER RANKS. HE/SHE ALSO KEEPS A SPECIAL JOURNAL RECORDING MANY OF THE SHITPIT EVENTS. THE MASTER ONCE SAID
BE QUICK
BE BRAVE
BE AGGRESSIVE
BE FORMAL!
AND KNOW THAT IS THE SHITPIT MAFIA'S MOTO. IN ALL PHOTOS OF THE MASTER HIS/SHES FACE HAS BEEN BLOCKED FOR SAFTEY REASONS.
MISSON
NEWS
MASTER
PHOTOS
NATIONS
DAMAGE
RANKS
BIOS
ENIMIES
JOURNAL
HISTORY
HATERS
E-MAILS
LINKS
JOIN
UPDATES
WE HAVE A SHITPIT MAFIA MARKETING CAMPAINGE GOING ON AT THE CURRENT TIME.

RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED

THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
SITE INFO
THIS SITE IS LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA, SHITPIT POSSE, SHITPIT CULT ECT.
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAINGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
THIS SITE WAS STARTED ON 7/02/02 IT WAS LAST UPDATED ON THE 21/03/02
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