MOSES IS THE LIVING LEDGEND HIMSELF. HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD US TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND INFLUENCED US TO DO WHAT WE DO. HE IS LORD OF THE SHITPIT.
THE MASTER:
THIS PERSON IS THE SUPREME FOUNDER OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA. HE/SHE'S IDENTITY SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS. THIS PERSON GIVES OUT ALL OF THE ORDERS TO THE RIGHTHAND MAN. HE/SHE IS VERY FORMAL AND IS NEVER REALLY SEEN IN PUBLIC.
THE RIGHTHAND MAN:
THIS PERSON TAKES ALL OF THE ORDERS OF THE MASTER AND GIVES THEM OUT TO THE LOWER RANKS. HE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE TRUE IDENTY OF THE MASTER.
GENERAL:
THE GENERAL INFORMS ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA WHEN WE ARE UNDER ATTACK HE TAKES ALL THE PRIDE IN THE WORLD IN THROWING SHIT DOWN PITS.
TATICS COMMANDO:
THIS PERSON FIGURES OUT THE BEST WAY TO APPROACH AN ATTACK. HE WORKS OUT ESCAPE ROUTES, DIVERSIONS, COST ETC.
RING LEADERS:
THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN IN THE MAFIA FOR QUITE SOME TIME. THEY FIND IT VERY FUN TO THROW THINGS IN THE DRAINS. THEY INFLUENCE OTHERS BY THE WAY THEY DO THIS.
INTELLEGENCE:
THIS PERSON IS IN CHARGE OF DESTROYING ALL GOVENMENT FILES THAT HAVE US IN IT, HE ALSO MAKES DIRECT SHITPIT LINKS VIA INTERNET AND UPLOADS VIRUSES ONTO HATERS
REGIONAL LEADERS:
IF THERE IS ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF MEMBERS IN ONE AREA OR JUST ONE, THEY SHALL BE LEAD BY A REGIONAL LEADER. THIS PERSON IS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING ALL THE DRAINS FULL IN HIS/HER AREA. THEY ALSO INFORM OTHER MEMBERS FROM AROUND THE LOCAL AREA ON WHAT IS GOING ON.
ELLIETS:
WHEN A MEMBER HAS FULLFILLED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF SPECIAL MISSIONS THEY BECOME AN ELLIET. THIS MEANS THAT THEY CAN SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW. HOWEVER THEY STILL ARE SENT OF SPECIAL MISSIONS AND ARE ORDERED TO SOMETIMES START RIOTS.
MARINE:
IN TIME CERTAIN MEMBERS OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA MAY BE UPGRADED INTO A MARINE. THIS THEN MEANS THAT THEY CAN LEAD A SMALL GROUP OF MEMBERS INTO ATTACKS WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE MASTER. THESES PEOPLE ARE VERY TRUSTED.
INFORMERS:
INFORMERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL THE RIGHT HAND MAN ON ANY ATTACKS ON OUR PITS, OR IF WE ARE BEING ATTACKED. THEY ALSO CAN GO INTO CHATROOMS AND ADVERTISE OUR MAFIA. THEY CAN USE THIS THROUGH FLYERS, POSTERS, WORD OF MOUTH, RANDOM PHONE CALLS ETC.
FOOT SOLDIERS:
THESE PEOPLE ARE A BIT MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE HITMEN. THEY ATTACK IN GROUPS OF 4 OR MORE AND SHOW NO MERCY. THEY ARE SILENT AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO FULFILL THE MASTER'S REQUEST.
HITMEN:
HITMEN ATTACK USUALLY BY THEMSELVES. THEY THROW LARGE ITEMS IN THE PITS AND WILL ATTACK ALL MEMBERS OF AUTHORITY IF NEED BE.
LOOKOUTS:
LOOKOUTS KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THE ENIEMY AND MAKE SURE THAT ALL ATTACKS GO UNDETECTED.
ROOKIES:
ROOKIES ARE NEW OFFICAL MEMBERS OF THE SHITPIT MAFIA. THIS MEANS THEY HAVE ONLY RECENTLY BEEN TRAINED.
ONLOOKERS:
THESE PEOPLE ARE BEING TRAINED TO BE APART IF THE LARGEST MOST DANGEROUS MAFIA WORLD WIDE. THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED
THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
