The holidays have just started and we have seen an uprise in vandalism through ou the area. Many juvilniles have been caught lighting dumpsters on fire, emptying trash cans down gutters and sewers, smashing windows and spray painting walls. I am writting this letter to the police of the communittee so that they can arrest the culpurates. Several vandals have been caught already, their excuses were "I was bored!", "There's nothing to do in this town" and "its not just me, its a family of guys destroying stuff."
I was suprised that the vandalism had risen so high that we are in the top 5% of vandalised towns in America.
I woke up one morning to find a young man urinating in my letter box!. At this point I have had enough. I have contacted the police from around the area and they have promised to find the culperates to this criminal activity.
Sgt: Alex Rendel
"The patterns in which these youths work it is almost as if it is organized"
"I am not saying we are dealing with a mafia but probably a gang or cult of youths that are taking pleasure in the distruction of private and public property."
I AM PROUD OF THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
E-MAIL I RECIEVED FROM A ANGRY PREIST
TO WHOM THIS LETTER CONCERNS.
I WAS RECENTLY BROWSING THE INTERNET WHEN MY CURSOR CLICKED OFF INTO AN ADVERTISMENT. THIS LEAD ME TO A SEARCH ENGINE THEN I WAS LEAD TO THE MAFIA SITE. APON ARRIVAL I SAW HIDEOUS ACTS OF VANDALSIM. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU! HAVE YOU NO MORALS?. THIS IS THE FIRST LETTER I SHALL SEND YOU, BUT IF THE SITE PROGRESSES AND I READ MORE ABOUT THESE HURRIFIC ACTS OF VANDALISM. I AM WARNING YOU I SHALL PUT MY FOOT DOWN. JUST GROW UP!
FATHER McQUARIE
ABC NEWS RADIO ALICE SPRINGS
In the city of Alice Springs I have witnessed terrible acts of graffiti, in the world's most beutiful national park area. In some drains in Alice Springs there are mounds of garbage. From broken bottles, old car tyres to rotting pizza boxes. Alice Springs is a small communittee and those responsible should not be hard to find. Over seven different drains are filled over the top with rubbish. The people who did this also took the time to remove the drain covering, fill the drain with garbage then return the drain to it's natural state. Alice Springs recieves little or next to no rainfall a year. I scorching heat of up to 45.c the garbage rots in the sun. In some places the smell has become so bad that several members of the communittee have taken it upon themselves to leave the surrounding area. Even the local plummber refuses to go near the site. "You better off getting the army in" John Peterson told.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I ADVERTISED THE SHITPIT WEBSITE IN A CHRISTIAN CHATROOM.
>JUDITHTHE3RD "hello"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "Hello"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "I have an important issue to bring up"
>ANGELOFGOD "WHO ARE U"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "I am here to talk to all of you about a plan for world domination!"
>John16:32 "excues me we are talking about other stuff, go to the teen room to chat about that sort of stuff"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "We are known as the Shitpit mafia and we take pride and pleasure in destroying people's property"
>JUDITHTHE3RD "please don't use pofanity in this room"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "Fuck, fuckity, fuck"
>John16:32 "Don't be an idot"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "Worship the unholy Moses!!! HAHAHAHA"
>ANGELOFGOD "NO I BELEIVE IN GOD"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "You suck, WHAT"
>JUDITHTHE3RD "why do ppl like u always p me off?"
>John16:32 "sorry but i have to kick you out"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "Fuck You"
>FORMAL-MAFIA "The Master will kill you" This message can not be recieved by any of the following. Please leave this room and come back later.
THIS IS JUST SOME OF THE HATERS. WE GET A FAIR FEW IN THE GUEST BOOK. TO VIEW IT GO TO THE MAIN PAGE AND THEN TO THE VIEW GUESTBOOK BUTTON.
RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED
THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
