THE SHITPIT MAFIA IS AN UNSTOPABLE FORCE THAT IS SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD. WE TAKE PRIDE AND PLEASURE IN DESTROYING PUBLIC AND PRIVATE PROPERTY. WE KNOW IT AS AN ORGANISATION OF SOME SORT. THE SHITPIT MAFIA IS UNDER MANY DIFFERENT NAMES, THE FORMAL MAFIA, SHITPIT CULT, SHITPIT POSSE ETC. THEY HAVE LINKS TO THE ITALIAN, RUSSIAN, CHINESE AND EVEN THE EURO-ASIAN MAFIA. THERE IS NO STOPPING THEM. THEY ARE TAKING OVER HUNDREDS OF MAJOR CITIES WORLDWIDE. THE GOVERNMENT HAS TRIED ITS BEST TO COVER IT UP BUT SOONER ALL LATER THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEILED. THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALSO TRIED TO BRIBE THE SHITPIT MAFIA BEGGING US TO STOP, BUT THERE IS NO MERCY. WE GO AROUND ATTACKING THE SOCIETY. WE DO THIS BY DESTROYING THE VERY BASE IT SITS ON. WE LIGHT DUMPSTERS ON FIRE, PUSH THEM DOWN STEEP SLOPES, STEAL TROLLEYS AND THROW THEM OFF BRIDGES, MAKE FLOORS SLIPPERY IN SHOPPING CENTRES SO THAT PEOPLE SLIP OVER AND HURT THEMSELVES, STEAL PEOPLES DOORMATS, PISS ON THEIR DOORS, START RIOTS, THROW ROCKS AT CARS, SMEAR PAINT ON CAR WINDOWS, BLOW UP LETTER BOXES, ADVERTISE OUR MAFIA ON THEIR DOORSTEP, KICK IN BENCHES AND TABLES, KNOCK OVER TRASH CANS,WRITE SHITPIT MAFIA EVERY WHERE WE GO, SHUT OFF PEOPLE'S POWER, PRANK CALL THEM, LIGHT BURNING BAGS OF SHIT ON THEIR DOOR STEPS, SLASH THEIR TIRES, ATTACK INNOCENT PEOPLE, TIP OVER CARS BUT MOSTLY BLOCK ALL DRAINAGE AND WATER SYSTEMS WITH SOLID WASTE.
RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED
THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
NOTHING CAN STOP US!
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
