AGE: 15
SEX: Male
LOCATION: SYDNEY
RANK: Ringleader
CODE NUMBER: 00284
FAVORITE QOUTE: "Ha ha, I have a kebab and you don't !"
OTHER: When Forehead slapper puts his mind to it he can destroy lots of property. He will work alone and take simple objects and use them as weapons.
AGE: 15
SEX: Male
LOCATION: Sydney
RANK: Marine
CODE NUMBER: 00183
FAVORITE QOUTE: "No Beacroft!"
OTHER: Beavis helps with the smell to the shitpits. He contributes plates with sour cream on them. This takes bout 2 days but when it turns it smells really bad.
RANKINGS. SOME MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DERANKED AND UPRANKED
THE MASTER PROCLAIMS DEC 06
AGE: 15
SEX: Male
LOCATION: Sydney
RANK: Rookie
CODE NUMBER: 00144
FAVORITE QOUTE: "I swear I must have hit him for six"
OTHER: This person is responsible for graffiti on walls, kicking in park benches and shit.
ALL SHITPIT MAFIA WEBSITES ARE ALL LICENCED TO THE SHITPIT MAFIA CODE. ANY BREACHING OF THIS CODE WILL RESULT IN HEAVY FINDS UP TO $5000 AND/ OR IMPRISONMENT.
THIS IS A MARKETING CAMPAING BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPIT MAFIA.
COPY RIGHT 2002
AGE: 15
SEX: Male
LOCATION: Sydney
RANK: Informer
CODE NUMBER: 00069
FAVORITE QOUTE: " Hello Mr Johnsen"
OTHER: This member of the shitpit mafia alerts all the other members of when there are witness' around. He also is a Porn Dealer.
