The State of Insanity
Otherwise knowen as Lee's Room
Yeah, that's me, Lee James. Official house weirdo. Seriously, just look at the various things on my page here.The life philosophy is a good starter to truly fathom my "unique" mind (nice way of putting it, I've heard worse) Anyways they explain more than I could tell here so have a browse around and see what you think of the place. I'll have little comments throwen around in approprate (and inapproate) places!! Enjoy!
Life Philosophy
Rules Of State (Warning on my Door)
For those that are interested, Here is a pic of my room at it's best. Take a close look and remember to use the legend at the bottom to see the various areas.Will have to use a grid system, cause otherwise the numbers would cover too much.
Theory of Traffic and Driving
Stats: Lee James
Age: 21(chronologially that is, mental:5-12)
Height: 197 cm
Weight: Classified: I could tell u but then I'd have to eat you.
Studying: Bsc Biotechnology (whatever they let me into)
Employment: Woolworths -Deli Assistant: still havn't fired my ass!
Favorite Food: Anything packet, takeaway or frozen
Favorite Drink: Pepsi, and lots of it: Record is 17L in 2 weeks
Fav Alco Drink: Fire Engine, by the jug through a straw.
Type of music: Dance, Trance, Techno & Hard House
Fav Station: GC- 105.7 Hott FM. Bris: None, they take them away
Fav Book: Nights Dawn Trilogy, P.F.Hamilton
Fav Movie: Dogma, El Dorado, Atlantis, The Emperors New Groove.
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Colonies Bacteria growing: 49
# Days since causing car accident: 0.32
# Toxic or Dangerous Substances in room: 23
Fav Lecture: the one with the mouse fetus brain guy.(Derrik)
Pepsi cans in Canwall that are mine: 78%
# Things that glow in the dark in my room: 54
Without UV light on: 7
That shoudn't normally: 5
Things of intrest:
A6) Dressing gown: hasn't been washed. not even when I found a bit of sausage in the pocket an hour after breakfast,              covered in steak sauce.
B-C2, E3) Chemicals ect and lab equipment: Good thing I didn't swipe a Quartz Curvette cause it turned out they cost $1000 each. Have small surgery here : chloroform, scalpel, antibiotics, toxic chemicals, mutagens.
C2) BioHazard Area: Where I grow mold, bacteria ect in various 'vessels' such as last weeks pepsi glass.
A5-6) Bed: this is where all the fun stuff happenes; sleep, reading, plotting evil plans ect.That is all.
D4) Comfy Chair: Only cost $14 and is great for long time hacking or to pretend you are an evil genius with cat.Excellent...
A&B 4-5) Sound system: Plays the music at really high volume from 7am to 12:30am. Reason I got the myercard.
C&D 4) Area around my computer where I leave food and drinks. I swear that is not a Vodka Bottle behind the monitor...
B-G 5&6) The floor, well the stuff on the floor. I hear rumors that there is carpet under there so i'm setting up an expitition to go see. Those are not GCCC witches hats there mum, nor are they holding my dirty cloths basket (absent) Note:  Bin and Uni books in same area.
E2) My learing aids: alco posters.Damn, there also seems to be actual study aids there, but in my defence. i did swipe them       from uni.
A2) Curtian: Currantly gone and being replaced by aluminium foil over the window, to stop sun and creep out neighbours.          Windowsill Now home to the UV light, curtain rod and celing fan holding up the 25 meter of UV reactive tubing.
E4) A large collection of funky-ass CD's, we have Wild on the left, MOS in the mid right amd gatecrasher on top, with many others mixed in.Anyone with a Wild 2 or 5 they don't want or wouldn't mind selling, tell me, PLEASE!!
D3) Dinner from 3 nights ago precariously balanced ontop of phills "borrowed" scanner. --- walk into his room..."hey phill borrowing the scanner........kay" (he wasn't in the house so i answered for him)
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New Vesion of the room comming soon, completely undoctored!!
Welcome to the State of Insanity in the house of Bob.Enjoy your stopover and please remember the duty free limit.
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