The Dishonered Guests:
Kristy: aka:Dwarf, Man of the House
Cass: aka Shrek
Phill: aka Phik, Philistine.
Lee: aka froggy, Lanky Bastard
Okay, here we have the listing of the people who actually live in the house full time (yes it is like a job sometimes: tedious, underappriciated and people asking dumb questions all the time) Me and phill being the only ones with computers and any skills on them, we actually have our own pages and so have devoted this one mainly to the other two, and we get the main say cause they couldn't even find the on switch of a computer let alone program web pages. So enjoy the back-stabbing and slanderous lies and ego boosting of me and phill (well phill is taking his own sweet time so I'm doing most of it)
Kristy:
Known on occasion as the man of the house, much to my annoyance, kristy is undoubtly the leader of the pack. Ok, it's now five minutes later and I have stopped laughing and got back to typing. The first thing you notice about kristy is that she is a kid. She looks about 13, and is as big as a hobbit. See the student photo? Thats her at 18!!!Any guys she goes out with get locked up for being pedofiles. But on the inside she is a sweet person, despite not having any of the sweetest substance on earth inside her: chocolate.She hates it. WEIRD!!!!!!!So I got her a kilo of it for her birthday. Mwuhahahaaa!! (Evil Laugh, which she also can't do)
Cas:
Me and phill have our own pages, just click on owr names at the top to go there
Stats: Kristy Lee Evangilista
Age: 20
Height: None
Weight: 48 - 50 kg
Studying: Bsc Chem & Physical Maths
Employment: None, Bludger
Favorite Food: Frozen peas in creaming soda
Favorite Drink: Creaming soda with Frozen Peas
Fav Alco Drink: Midori & frozen peas
Type of music:  Rock
Fav Station: Triple M
Fav Book: Good Omens
Fav Movie: Apollo 13
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Hair lengh:1.5 ft
In shower plug: 2m
Ammo for throwing@table :Frozen peas
#of times lee offers choc per day: 4
# of times he knows she dosn't like it: 0
# accents this week: 3
Stats: Cass "Sandra" Louise Sealby
Age: 18
Height: 181 cm
Weight: Too afraid to ask, fear for life.
Studying: Bsc Biochem&Molecular Genetics
Employment: Centrelink
Favorite Food: Choc Ice Cream
Favorite Drink: Melted Choc Ice Cream
Fav Alco Drink:Melted Choc Ice Cream with Kahlua
Type of music: Rock
Fav Station:Triple M
Fav Book: How to make Choc Ice Cream
Fav Movie: Gladiator & Mulan Rouge (make that 1 movie)
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What to say about Cas... Well if kristy is the man of the house, Cas is the cyberneticaly enhanced mercenary killer of the house. Her job is to protect the little one herself from me and occasionally phil. As you can see she dosn't like photos, if you start saying the word "photo" she is hiding before you get to the 'o'(the first one).She also enjoys stoping me and phill from impulse buying a new , well anyhing that is on sale. But can be fun to have around, especially when pissed off at someone who isn't me.
Phill:
Not really phill, just artists impresion (bit to much use of the turps i think)
Lee, you're gonna die for this, you bastard!, you just wait, I'm sure I have a really bad pic of you somewhere!!!!!
Mwuhahahahaaaaaa, the dark side, she is seductive, no? besides, if you find a bad pic of me i will HELP you put it up.
They made me remove her student number so you can't check her results. Damn them.just gimme a call.
Here we have a photo of NAM, what we call phills ass.....Yes, we named Phill's ass, and it scares us too. But this way when we lose something we can say 'we lost it in NAM' and it'll have a double meaning!!! it's fun try it. "hey man, what happened to your foot?" "i lost it in NAM"
" wheres is my pen?" " i left it in NAM"
"Wheres the remote control?" "NAM has it!"
Watch out for Agent Orange Attacks!! Gas Masks everyone!!
Lee:
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The Flatman Lives.

Lanky Barstard won't let me put any other photos of him on here, so you'll just have to settle for this one. Else Call me, I stole some really good ones ;-)

AKA: the human Pretzel.
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We have decided that this guy has lived with us long enough. So we officially welcome him to the family. Meet Lee's Roommate, Dagget.. Unfortunaly we can't get him to pay rent.
Wanna go to Phills Page then Click on the link Above.Mwuhahahaa
Wanna go to Lee's Page then click on the Link below
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