Laws of state

State of Insanity:
The Laws that Govern the Nation

You didn't think you could have a state and not have some laws that govern your behavoir?!?! Thats like having a politition and not having corruption!!! (keeping in the law and politics theme there). You should first have had a close lok at the picture of my room before coming here to spot what I'm on about, like the biohazard area and the Monster under the beds house (my bed, obviously).

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	Welcome to the Sovreign State of Insanity. The Most Esteemed El Presedentae: Lee James Secutary of State affairs: Durandal Area: approx 15sq meters GNP: $220 per week Imports: Junkfood, useless knowledge, Disco Effects, a hot chick, bio-chemicals. Exports: insanity, chaos, evil, pain, death, parasitic microbes, koosh balls. National Anthem: "Another Day", Skip Raiders. Useful Info: Be warned that at some point the room has undergone a Total Existance Failure.What is inside now cannot be conceptualised and it is advised that you leave your normalicy and sanity at the door before entering. The State Laws: 1. What i say goes. Usualy in one ear and out the other. 2. All food must pass through me. Not all the way, i don't have a toilet in here...yet. Any food already in here you wouldn't want to eat, it has been exposed to the air. 3. Do NOT clean up anything. You don't know what is growing under there. I do, and i don't want you disturbing them. 4. No responsibility is taken for loss of life resulting from looking under the bed. The monster does not like to be interupted during the day. As for at night, what the hell are you doing in room!!!Those not specifically invited in, or specifiacly welcome, will be eaten. 5. Any music is allowed, as long as it is the music spectrum between hard house and techo-trance. Regular Dance music is also allowed, so long as the volume is loud and the bass vibrates your fillings out. 6. At all possible times wear full protective suits. They had to add an amendment to the Geneva Convention forbidding use of my sheets in warfare and they've built a Chernobl type concrete containment bunker for my PJ's, but havn't been able to catch them as yet. 7. Watch you step. My carpert is the only one specifially mentioned in the International landmine treaty. Once a month i get a team from the UN to stop by and deactivate as much if it as they can 8. There is to be no mocking of the national traditions. This is not your country, it's mine and i'll do whatever i damn well please, upto and including S&M, animal experimentation and nude sunbathing. All at the same time if i should so feel (to quote Phill, don't close your eyes, it only makes the mental picture clearer). 9. I don't really want to hear your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion.Unless it also one of mine. 10.If your a chick, u should have read "the rules" before entering.If your a guy, again:what the hell are you doing in my room!Phill, your not included. 11.At no time is any actual work to be done in this room.Last time i tried that the house got cleaned instead and still noone can find the damn cat. Work is to be avoided at all costs. 12.Always tell people where you have gone before entering. Once inside i have you hook, line, sinker, rod and copy of 'Anglers Times'.You may not (ie won't) leave the same as you entered. You thought Total Sensory Deprivation would drive you nuts, this room with me in it will drive you el loco bongo.

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