Philosophy

The Life Philosophy Of Lee

Any Librans out there will relate well to this. 3 of us in the house are librans and we are all like this but not in the extreme way that I am. Really check it out. My thanks to all the people who origionaly thought up the quotes, but the first 2 parts are all me. Be afraid..Be VERY afraid!!!!

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Life Philosophy: 1) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 2) If you don�t tell them they won�t know, and what they don�t know cant hurt them��or you. 3) It�s only bad/ a lie/ illegal if you get caught. 4) Health is but the slowest rate at which one can die. Rules of eating: 1) Don�t eat anything that looks like what it was. 2) Vital/Internal organs should stay internal. 3) Keep to a strict vegetarian diet: only eat animals that are strict vegetarians. 4) You don�t need to eat vegies; they can come through the above point. Rules of thumb, and other fingers: There are few personal problems that can�t be solves with the suitable application of high explosives. A closed mouth gathers no feet. The only obstacle to happiness is reality. The only way to get rid of temptation in to yield to it. Logic is an organised way of going wrong with confidence. If everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane. There are no saints, just unrecognised villains. A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. Quoting one is plagiarism, quoting many is research. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement, but the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate in it. While money can�t buy you happiness, it can certainly let you choose your own form of misery. Interesting Quotes: I love deadlines; I especially love the loud whooshing sound they make as they go by. Eat, drink, and be fat and drunk. I spent most of my money on booze and women, the rest I just wasted. Support wildlife, throw a party. My reality check bounced. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too good, either. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don�t. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Everyone is someone else's weirdo. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

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