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Oh man, don't flirt with Dracula.

THE CAST:
Morgan: The GM
Sara L: Zandy, Virtual Adepts
Kat: Eva, Celestial Chorus
Sarah: Jasmine, Verbena
Amy: Dr. Raven Altieri, Order of Hermes

4/23/05

On rationalization:
Kat: Murder is the biggest sin. Killing people is not murder.

On stuffed animals:
Sarah: I don't want to lose it. So I put it on my head.

On the Master and delivery of the word "oh":
Amy: And he was like "ah" and we were like "oh!"
Kat: I wish you could quote the way you say, "oh." It's like a cross between an epiphany and an orgasm.

On crossovers from OOC:
Morgan: You all perceive that superimposed over the dilapidation is a beautiful old - [there is a knock at the door]
Kat, Sara, Amy: Pizza!
Morgan: Pizza guy holding his pie high!

On the rules of comedy:
Morgan: It's funny because it's not me.

On "and tell her what she wins, Alex":
Sarah: I win! Give me stairs to the evil mezzanine!

On the hotel doorman:
Morgan: He's about four feet tall, squat, about three feet wide.
Sarah: So he's the king of the breast hug is what you're saying?

On that's my cue to exit:
Amy: You just heard "not on the list - bones go in the soup" and you're waiting around? I'm out of here.

On polite company:
Lord Black: (to Queen Mab) And could you please tell your things to keep their mouths to themselves?

On reasons to feel icky:
Kat: I don't like this place.
Amy: I don't like it because I'm afraid my bones are going in the soup.

On skeeze:
Morgan: (as D, to Eva, in growling scary voice) Well... don't you look sweet...

On vampires:
Kat: I'm bleeding. That's why he came over.

On listen carefully:
Morgan: Well, [D's] kind of hard to understand.
Kat: Well, you're using that fucked up voice.
Morgan: That's why he's hard to understand.

On it never leads to good:
Amy: (to Kat) Oh man, don't flirt with Dracula.

On it just gets creepier:
Morgan: (as D) You have such lovely skin. Do you use lotion?
Amy and Sara: It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Kat: (whimpers)

On define trouble:
Sarah: But [the fact that Eva is now linked to Mister D] could be a good thing, if you get in trouble.
Kat: But I am in trouble.

On reasons not to be too interested:
Morgan: [as Alderberry]I don't know much about [Mister D's family] with their always going "mmmm...mmmm...." all the time.

On things we don't need to hear:
Morgan: [in D voice] Mmmm... she loves the rubs...

On more crossovers:
Morgan: As you walk out of earshot, you hear Alderberry, "So, tell me about her lands," and Lord Black, "Oh, she's got huge... tracts of land."

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