The devil probably gets crack for free.
THE CAST:
Morgan: The GM
Sara L: Zandy, Virtual Adepts
Kat: Eva, Celestial Chorus
Sarah: Jasmine, Verbena
Amy: Dr. Raven Altieri, Order of Hermes
11/6/04
On science girls:
Kat: We get laid too!
On college students:
Sarah: We should make shirts: Got debt?
On Raven's personality:
Morgan: She's an English prof.
On Raven's eating habits:
Sarah: She supplements them with crack.
On Jasmine's looks (not really):
Sara: Squatty, male and dwarflike. But hot!
On describing Jasmine after having seen her:
Morgan: There was this really hot girl and she had… hair… and she was hot.
On going clubbing:
Amy: She has nothing to wear.
Morgan: Then wear nothing at all.
On better or worse?
Morgan: No, you're in 664. You're next to the devil.
On devil envy:
Kat: (about/as Raven) The devil probably gets crack for free.
On GMs:
Morgan: I'm a die Nazi.
On how dare he:
GM: (describing Lucius) He's trying to stop rebellions and just being a butt.
On pants:
Amy: And pants are very important.
On necessity:
Sarah: (to Andrew F, who was present though not playing) You need to wear pants!
On girliness:
GM: (to Raven, about an occult bookstore) There are some quaint things that make you laugh, like, "Oh, there's a book of spells. (girly laugh) Ha ha ha ha."
Sarah: (to Morgan) There's a reason you're an honorary girl.
On drunken mistakes:
Morgan: (as ??) I woke up this morning with two guys and a headache.
Amy: At least it was a headache.
On tact:
Sara: So, are you a mage? I am.
On Raven's seduction skills:
Morgan: You walk over with this, "Damn, I'm Miss Thing, you're going to buy me a drink." And they look at you with the, "Damn, you are Miss Thing…"
On Raven's seduction skills part two:
Morgan: (as Raven, mimes three Valley girl slaps, or the snapping the fingers thing, then as self) You would make obnoxious gay men jealous.