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The pushing force behind Firefest is none other than
Sounds Better Drunk. From what I hear, many fans from Whitewater,
or the Eighth Circle of Hell, have been begging for a reunion concert. And
thus, Firefest was born. At least it's given me something to do... |
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Apparently a comedy band infamous for changing their name every show and improvising lyrics each play list, Sounds Better Drunk, or SBD (thanks James), have been a force in the Whitewater comedy rock band scene since early 94(?). Their talent for completely upstaging the other local Rockomedy bands has spring boarded them straight into the hearts of 17 people. How can we forget classics like, "The Hawk Song," or, "Roses." It seems the only thing that SBD doesn't have going for them is puberty... |
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Vocals: Bill Hoekman Born in 1983 from the coupling of a man and Tom Petty, the third child,
second son, is loved by all he touches. Seeing as how his brother got the
intelligence and his sisters the charisma, Bill didn't have a whole lot to
work with. Problems were spilling
out of the boy at a rate far too frequent. From bricks to ankles this poor
boy turned to a life of crime at a very young age. Miraculously surviving
the brutal initiation rites of "Alma
de Rosado," a Whitewater gang, little Billy "ran" drugs
for roughly 4 years before a bullet wound left him even more stupid. |
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Guitar: James Haygood A legend before his time, James Haygood is a real
estate mogul of Whitewater. You'll often see him arrange multi-million
dollar deals much the way you and I buy an extra value meal. I would even
go so far as to guess that he could easily arrange the purchase of a
human. With a tongue of gold and a palm
of silver, there isn't much the James can't do. |
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Bass: Matthew Bennet Harris Lover of chocolate and all things furry, Matt has been an advocate for
all things holy
for many years. Little is known about his childhood but much is
speculated. One professor
hypothesizes that Mr. Harris is the direct result of cold fusion. Others
just think that two extremely ugly people had a kid. But like many
mysteries of the universe, this will probably never be worthy of
discussing. |
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Drums: Paul Christian Johanson Paul is in a world of trouble these days. With his father's shoes
too big to fill and his pointless major,
the future is growing dimmer
by the minute. Luckily he is in a wonderful band
full of wonderful emo. If you ever see them, you'll be able to tell which
one Paul is because he has a different hair
cut. |
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MC: Matt Bughman Our own Matt Bughman will be hosting the ceremonies on the night of the 21st. For those of you that don't know him, he is Irish as hell. So Irish, that it is nauseating for those around him. At least, he'll get a crack at Anna Bascik... |
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Author: Matt Harper What do I say about myself? Perhaps just the simple truth... it is
actually not that big of a secret. |