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Firefest 2004 is a live music show. It features many bands. Bands that will play music live. Even sometimes there will be a cup of beer to drink. Drinking under the age of 21 can result in a fine. I would bring an I.D. because the bouncer is mean. There was a party once where I saw under age drinking. Much scolding was achieved on that night. Also, drinking alcohol under the age of 21 may produce alcoholism. For more information on alcoholism and how it affects you visit the NIAAA.

(note: you don't actually have to be twenty one to come... but either way, grow the hell up...)

February Seventeen, Zero Four
So I found a new hobby recently, unfortunately I've not the money to support it. And like always, my faith in humanity is dropping quickly and I lose more respect for other people daily. 
In other news, Firefest is this Saturday. All people that I've invited ought to come because I hate being stood up. Bill and I wish you all a safe journey and we'll see you here on the 21st.

February Second, Zero Four
It seems there's a new God in town, and he feeds on wishes...

January Twenty Nine, Zero Four
Paige sent us a happy message about the site. I am looking forward to your presence Paige, and I am really looking forward to the candle...

January Twenty One, Zero Four
Bill wants me to change the above text to something that isn't retarded. Did they want Van Gogh to reattach his ear? Hell no. So I say fuck Bill, fuck him they way God fucked his ankles. Thank you.
We also appreciate the positive feedback we've been receiving about Firefest 2004. I especially appreciate the Baraboo lip sync artist that showed interest in playing this show. Unfortunately for him, the bill is full and in all honesty he couldn't be any better than Jason and myself wailing off-key lyrics from the balcony. -Herv