| Liz: hahahahahaha making fun of handicapped people-- we're going to hell. fallen116Angel: yeah, we're going *straight* to hell. Liz: hahahha yeah like we can't even stop for coffee on the way there!!!! *straight* fallen116Angel: i don't like coffee. Liz: hahahahaha u don't like coffee? fallen116Angel: nope :( Liz: well maybe u could get a donut or something fallen116Angel: but i can't.....because we're going *straight* to hell. remember? Liz: oh man!!!! life is the pitts!! fallen116Angel: well, i don't know. how fast do you think the service is in these little coffe-donut shops on the way to hell? Liz: lol fallen116Angel: ice coffee's good though. i like ice coffee. i wouldn't mind settling for some ice coffee, instead of a donut. fallen116Angel: i guess they wouldn't have ice coffee, huh? fallen116Angel: they'd be like "ok, here's your ice coffee. careful, don't spill; it's hot." |
| Also, check out the second IMs page HERE. i didn't realize it for a while, i guess, but there are other people that are funny besides Liz. weird huh? yeah, i know...hehe. PAWNS. ALL OF YOU. ::cough:: |
| Fallen116Angel: you know what i've picked up from her????? she always says "definately" before *everything*!!! like she'll say "geez, i was looking for my red marker, but this is *definately* my green one." or "ouch, i *definately* just hit my shin on this stupid desk." Liz: lol....like she wasn't sure, but now, no, wait.....yeah it's DEFINITELY a green marker!!! Fallen116Angel: and the other one is "totally". as in, "i'm totally finished working on my assignment pad!" Fallen116Angel: and she uses them interchangeably, too. like, "this is *totally* a green marker" Liz: lol...wait, is she clever enough for..."yeah this is totally definitely a green marker" Fallen116Angel: hahaha, probably not. cuz you know in the back of her mind she's thinking "whoa, why is my red marker green?" |
| Liz: laura!!!!!!!!!!!! Fallen116Angel: liz!!!!!!!!!! Fallen116Angel: DAMN! beat me to it again! |
| Fallen116Angel: check out my profile Liz: how do i do that? fallen116Angel: oh, go to 'People' at the top of this little window, and then hit 'info'. Liz: i don't have a people at the top of my little window....i have aol fallen116Angel: oh. fallen116Angel: well you suck. fallen116Angel: uh, right click on my name on your buddy window (assuming i'm on your buddy list...) Liz: ok....now ure gonna think i'm really stupid....i only have one clicky thing on my mouse..... Liz: so no right click fallen116Angel: ::stiffles laugh:: Liz: we're not exactly advanced..... fallen116Angel: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Liz: hahahahhahah fallen116Angel: hahaha, is your mouse made out of wood too?!!? Liz: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! |
| Liz: driving sucked today fallen116Angel: awww, i'm sorry......so how'd driving go today? Liz: dude i'm never gonna get my license i'll just let my mom drive me around everywhere...forever... fallen116Angel: haha, i'm sure she appreciates that. Liz: hah yeah she really can't wait to get rid of me!!! fallen116Angel: haha fallen116Angel: aw, you know she loves the boy and the harp more... fallen116Angel: you mom's like "welcome to our home. thisisrob and *this* is my harp...it's brown and has *strings*. it's a big harp. see? i love my harp. ::kisses harp::" fallen116Angel: and then she's like "this is liz. LIZ!!! get over here and lug this inside, will you?!? ::cracks whip::" Liz: lol....it's true...she's had the harp longer than she's had me...it's her 1st child fallen116Angel: "bad new, liz...it's cold outside tonite, so the big harp is sleeping in your bed. you can stay in the garage." Liz: ahhahahahahhaha |
| Liz: i'm listening to the 12 yats of christmas!!!! Fallen116Angel: Fascinating. |
| Fallen116Angel: lol. Fallen116Angel: hahahahaha Fallen116Angel: ::dies laughing:: Fallen116Angel: AAAHAHAHAHA........... Liz: lol...ure such a great audience!!! |
| Liz: hahahahahahahhaha Liz: u crack me up.... Fallen116Angel: ::laughs:: dude,those IMs on my website, like, everytyme i'm depressed, i read them and they make me laugh, hehe. Liz: aaawwwww me too!!!!!! i like go all the time....did she update them again??!?! hehehhe they make me happy!! Fallen116Angel: haha, nope, you haven't said anything really funny in a while, liz. |
| Liz: hehehhehe no.,..cinderella, the disney version w/ brandy and whitney houston and like the multi-racial familys (the prince's mom is black, the prince's dad is white, and the son is chinese....go figure...) Fallen116Angel: hahahahahahahahahaha Fallen116Angel: it's like "hmmmmm....all of my brothers and sisters are different races...daddy? Liz: hahhahahahha Liz: disney doesnt exactly focus on reality.....they're like black + white = chinese Fallen116Angel: ::DIES:: aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha, tha'ts great. |
| Liz: it was this guy that was driving me home from jazzland, and we were just talking,nice,normal conversation, he was like "so what kind of movies do you like? did you ever see-" ::and then this guy doens't even CUT HIM OFF he just like changes lanes like 50 yards ahead of him and the guy i'm riding with is like :: "so did you ever see the one with-YOU STUPID F*CKER WHAT THE F*CKIN HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMB ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! now what kind of books are you interested in? you know what's really good is......" Liz: i was like WHOA now you're a schitzo!!!!! Fallen116Angel: wait a minute, wait a minute, is this the hottie?! Liz: no no no, the hottie is ******beautiful and perfect******* this is some weird guy that's like 26 and mentally challenged. Fallen116Angel: i see. |
| Fallen116Angel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! Liz: THANKS!!! omg- guess what rob got me?!?!??! Fallen116Angel: what? Liz: a pants bank!!!!!!! Liz: the same pants bank that i got you for YOUR birthday!!!!! Fallen116Angel: HAHAHAHA, wait, how did that happen?!?!?! Fallen116Angel: is there like a store by your house that only sells banks shaped like pants or soemthing?? Liz: ahahahahha why yes, "pants central"....get ure pants banks, pants keychain, pants PANTS.... Fallen116Angel: hahahaha Fallen116Angel: we need to open a place like that. Fallen116Angel: the world needs a place like that. Liz: hahahhahaha amen Fallen116Angel: we could call it "Our Pants". it would be like "come visit our pants" and promotions would be like "there's always a party in Our Pants" Liz: AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! |
| Liz: hahhahahahha yall have a sailing team?!?!?!?!? where do u sail!?!??! lake ponchatrain!?!??! Judocat46: there's a lake up on the top floor at MCA, so they usually practice up there. unless it's raining. then they go in the library. Judocat46: OF COURSE LAKE PONTUCHATRAIN, LIZ. |
| Fallen116Angel: it's like, ok, today we were talking in class and someone asked "what's DWI?" and someone said "that's 'drunk while intoxicated'" and i just laughed. Liz: hahahhahahahha Fallen116Angel: i was like "yeah, drunk while intoxicated. as opposed to being sober while intoxicated." |
| classic email subject lines (waiting for a REsponse): tard -liz venge of the dumb blondes, part two!! -liz dundant -laura ba macintire -liz eee-heee-heeeeeeely? -liz -god-damn-diculous. -laura nt: do you smell smoke...? oh hey Ryan, what's up? -laura caR E:pitomy......(yes i realize that make no sense shut up!!!!!) -liz Re:RE : Re :re:RE: RE :Re: -liz & Laura kinky by natuRE....wait, that's not right. -laura bjaerwhfakbgfaj;jfksd;jfakdfh -liz |
| Fallen116Angel: dude, this guy at school, his job is to fix computer errors and he wear this uniform shirt that says NERD OUT across the front. Fallen116Angel: i don't really get it, but the fact is his shirt says "nerd" and that's funny. Fallen116Angel: ::laughs to herself:: Liz: oh hahahahha i was like i dont get it either...is that like NERD ON.....? hahahhahahah i'd laugh if i saw it too though Fallen116Angel: haha, i can totally see you being incapacitated with laughter just standing there, pointing at him. Liz: hahahha exactly Fallen116Angel: "nerd off" sounds like a bug spray to keep computer geeks away. Liz: lol. |
| Fallen116Angel: wait...are you two friends? like, i don't want you to pretend you hate her for me or anything, although that's awefully sweet of you Liz: ::barfs in a bag:: please Fallen116Angel: hehe, oh dear. Liz: hahahah no, well i mean i really dont verbally-bitch-slap her to her face, but we're not BFF for life Fallen116Angel: ::nods understandingly:: let's kill her :) Liz: hahahahhahaha to the batcave! |
| Liz: dude im gonna bring u a mickey souveneir Liz: ::thumbs up:: mickey rocks my world Fallen116Angel: oh yeah, micky's definately is a hottie. Liz: woo-hoo oh yeah. Liz: look out minnie Fallen116Angel: hah. Fallen116Angel: you should hand out Jazzland fliers to the characters over in DW. Liz: lol definitely. the people at jazzland said i'd get like the trailer named after me or something if i brought back mickey mouse's head so we could hang it on the jazzland front gates Fallen116Angel: hahahahaha, shibby! |
| Fallen116Angel: dude, if i were a guy, which i'm not, i would totally tell my parents i was gay. so i'd be like "mom, i'm going to spend the night at this hot girl's house." and they'd say "THANK GOD!!!" Liz: AAAAAHAHHAAAHHAAHHA sweet!!!!! k im gonna tell my parents im a lesbian Fallen116Angel: ...when you put it that way, it's kinda weird, dude. Liz: OMG i can imagine the lectures. dude i dont want to put myself through that....my mom: "its who you are as a person that counts! we love you no matter what! but they cant come over EVER" my dad: "no, no, i dont think so, request denied." Fallen116Angel: i am so *not* homophobic. hah. Fallen116Angel: theater people...like, they can't be. Liz: AMEN. Liz: i was talking to this old friend of mine the other day and he was like "so...it seems like all ure guy friends are....gay" and i was like "yeah, maybe thats why im not getting any booty." |
| Liz: dude i just finished reading this other summer reading book, Tess of the D'urbervilles, OMG is that book stupid. theres this guy thats all like, well first off he rapes her at the begining and she has his baby and he leaves her and then later in the book he meets her again and he's all like "i'm better i'm better i'm religious!" and she's like "no your not" and he's like "ok, you're right i'm not." and then he's like "but i love u, i've always loved u!" and she's like "hmmm.....no." and he's like "oh, ok." Liz: and then she KILLS HIM!!!!!!! Liz: ITS THE STUPIDEST BOOK!!!!!!! Fallen116Angel: HAHAHAHAHAHA Fallen116Angel: dude, you should TOTALLY go work for Cliffnotes. |
| Fallen116Angel: dude, i just replied to your email, Fallen116Angel: but managed to press "send" before i actually...you know...typed stuff? Fallen116Angel: so basically, i just sent you a copy of your last email. Fallen116Angel: so yeah......excuse that. Liz: hahahah lol i saw that i had mail but i didnt check it yet b/c lately all i've been getting is "enlarge your penis size by 48%!" Liz: hahahaha ok Fallen116Angel: .....what?!?! Fallen116Angel: did you sign up for that?!!? Liz: oh yeah, i forgot to tell u, i have a penis. Liz: NO I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR IT!!!!!!! |
Liz: ie ciant typer!!!! Liz: :-) heheehehe nho its not that bad...I LOVE MY NAIOLS!!!!! |
| (after getting our nails done) |
| Fallen116angel: i am the worst planner in the world, dude!! i feel like if i say "yeah, let's plan a party!!" i'm really saying "yeah, plan a party, liz." Liz: du-ude i dont care i suck too!! thats the point if we both suck really bad our party might turn out ok!!! Fallen116angel: you always were the optimist, liz. Liz: suck+suck=good |
| Liz: OH MY GOD remember i told u i used to get those emails 'increase ure penis size 32%' and all kinds of stuff like that?!?! Fallen116Angel: 48% actually. but yeah? Liz: well i still get those but now i get tehse ones that are even weirder, the subjectrs are like "Girls, Dogs, and Horses!! Extreme Adult Farm Action!" Fallen116Angel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA OHHHH MY GOD!!!!! Liz: i know!! i guess kansas finally got the internet, and this is what they did with it.... |
| Liz: hah i dont hear from like 1/2 the ursuline people on my buddy list over the holidays, and now, the nite before (obviously) they're all like "heywhatsuphowwasyourholiday DO WE HAVE ENGLISH HOMEWORK!??!?!?!" Fallen116Angel: HAHAHAHAHA....oh GOD that is so true. Liz: and i love how smart these people are too, like they call sunday nite at 10:00 to find out if we have tests tomorrow. i told this girl we had to finish reading our english book and she was like "oh....the whole thing?...ok...i guess i better go..." |
| Liz: dude im writing this story for chemistry extra credit about this big girl named "Day" who wants to be all small and little like her friend, Seconds, so she goes to see this doctor, diMen Shunanalysis, who gives her a makeover and transforms her into hours, then minutes, then seconds, so shes happy :-) its cute. i better get 10 full points for this sucker though, b/c its taking me a hell-of-a-long time. Judocat46: hahaha, what grade are you in, liz? Liz: shut up!!! Liz: for 2nd quarter extra credits, we could make up "Chemistry Carols," like 'Rudolph, the Overactive Atom" and "O Element, O Element" |
| Judocat46: hahaha what a nerd. Judocat46: wad an heard. Liz: dude, i totally wish you were in the show!! Judocat46: aww, i know dude. Judocat46: ah why node ood. Judocat46: HAHAHAHA Judocat46: let's have a whole conversation in MAD GABS hahahahahahaha...::cough:: poopie. Liz: hahahahhhaha dude ide own thing kai cud do..it... Judocat46: HAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD!! Liz: (it just took me like 3 and a 1/2 minutes to type that) |
| Judocat46: id inky oot old mia bow tha dwun. Judocat46: don dude rugs, kids. Lizz: hahahahha cha rude at. Liz: k dude i gtg - dress rehersasal Judocat46: ok, brickal egg. |
| Liz: ....does your computer ever blink? Judocat46: liz, i don't even know how to begin to respond to that question. |
| Liz: hasta luwego muchacha Judocat46: ...bye...? Liz: heh yeah. i think thats spanish...but i dont know what it means. Liz: hope i didnt curse you out... |
| Liz: well, so....while we're both going to the party, and since I have been making a habit of inviting myself over to your house lately.....do you think i could sleep over afterwords?? Liz: ::big pathetic look:: Judocat46: YAY!!! Judocat46: wait....ahhhhh.... Liz: what? what? no aahhh.... Judocat46: i'd have to get offline to start cleaning my room, like, *now*. Liz: dude. do i really still have to tell you about how much i dont care about your room?? Liz: i'll just make a little liz-shaped hole in the center of the mess and sleep there. Judocat46: hahahaha |
| (planning who to invite to our after-graduation picnic) Lizziemax: muhaha courtney has school too Lizziemax: loser Judocat46: it hought she was a senior? Lizziemax: no way breh shes a junior Judocat46: hah. what a nerd. Judocat46: a junior? seriously...what was she THINKING. Lizziemax: i know breh...boy did HER parents breed her at the wrong time... Judocat46: huh, really. Lizziemax: OH MY GOD I HATE THAT GIRL SO MUCH Lizziemax: SHE SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE EYE!!!!!! Judocat46: HAHAHAH Judocat46: just the eye? Lizziemax: yeah. b/c i've heard that hurts alot. Lizziemax: k, lemme tell ya, i'm checking my email right now, and this girl that i DONT EVEN KNOW (she got my sn off of one of allie peck's damn emails) keeeps forwarding me CRAP like "scroll down and make a wish", so i emailed her back last time and i was like "stop forwarding me stupid crap". and so she just writes back..."you're such a bitch" Judocat46: hahahahahahhaa Judocat46: but that's nothing--- i signed up for like, this joke page, and the past 2 weeks, i go to my inbox and it's like 230 messages, like, EVERYDAY. Lizziemax: hahahahhah 230 messasges EVERY DAY!!!! are they any good?!? Judocat46: NOO!! they all SUCK!!! it's like "YOU ALMOST WON A MILLION DOLLARS- BUT YOU DIDN'T!!!" Lizziemax: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA Lizziemax: k wait hold up this is what i wrote that girl back that told me i was a bitch: Lizziemax: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!??!?!?!?! WHO'S THE BITCH HERE?!?!?!?!?? I DON'T EVEN FREAKIN KNOW YOU, LORD KNOWS WHERE THE HELL YOU GOT MY SCREENNAME FROM, AND THEN YOU DONT EVEN USE IT FOR ANYTHING REASONABLE!!!!!!! YOU SEND STUPID SHIT TO STRANGERS , AND IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD OR INTERESTING EMAILS, IT'S STUPID, POINTLESS AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT FOR BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE DUMB-ASS WISH WILL COME TRUE IF YOU SEND AN EMAIL TO ENOUGH PEOPLE!!!!! SO STOP SENDING ME IDIOTIC EMAILS YOU RETARD!!!!!!!! Judocat46: whoa!! liz?!? this girl betta LOOK OUT Lizziemax: oh yeah look out now i'm TOUCH! Judocat46: touch? Lizziemax: AAAAAHHHHHH I MEAN TOUGH!!!!!!!! TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ( Liz runs off to college and is never seen again. come back Liz!!! ) |
| Judocat46: so how did driving go today? Lizziemax: well, i didn't hit any cats Judocat46: oh...well that's good. |