Stupid quotes
Sometimes, people say really STUPID things. These quotes are a list of things real people really said. Some were intentional, others were not. Either way they were a blast to hear. A lot of these were said in my presence, so I can vouch for the veracity of them. Read on:
Oops Stuff people said that didn't come out the way it was meant to.
Customers, Consumers, and Employees Dumb retail lines.
Stuff we shouldn't have said but we said it anyway!
Come Again Things that were misunderstood.
Weird Phone CallsStrange occurences with the phone.
Weird Stuff Random weird quotes.
Miscellaenous Quotes Funny things that didn't fit into any other section.
Kids say the darnedest things Cute kid stories.
This is all I have for now, but with human nature being as it is, there will soon be more. :-)
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