Stuff we probably shouldn't have said, but did anyway.
These are all the comments we made that we probably shouldn't have made, but we did anyway.
"The dog bit you where? And you can't do what for how long?"--Random intoxicated guy to my friend's mom in a bar.
"There's the guy who thinks I'm psycho!"--Me, on numerous occasions spring semester 2002 (no wonder he thought that way).
"Did you get the alcohol yet?"--Me, on a choir trip, unfortunately within hearing range of the choir director.
"Ooh! I get to get into all the guys' pants!"--Me, when the choir director asked me to take out all the tuxedo pants and check them to see if there were any names on them.
"Got any marshmallows?"--My friend's dad the day their garage caught fire and burned to the ground.
"Do you need any of those?"--Another friend's mom at the grocery store, pointing to the condoms.
"There's the Lucky Market, where people go to get lucky!"--Anonymous friend, talking of the Asian grocery store called the Lucky Market.
"If the Lucky Market is where people go to get lucky, is the Quick-e-mart where people go to get quickies?"--Me, during a discussion about weird store names.
"Did all the decent guys get left back in your generation?"--Me, to my sociology teacher the day we discussed dating.
"R.C. Dick's is the place to be. You will always have Dick's in you, even after you punch out or quit."--Some smart ass writing on the coupon bag at work (yes, that is actually the name of the store).
While talking with a friend of mine over MSN:
Me: "I told off [So-and-so] today cause he was being an ass."
My Friend: "How is that different from any other day?"
During setup for the fall 2002 concert, while talking about railings:
Me: "Are you going to nail them in?"
My Friend: "No, screw 'em!"
During choir one day, when trying to decide how to name our 60s and 70s music theme:
Choir Director: "Does anyone have any suggestions?"
One of the guys: "Fun With Drugs!"
"Can we have a bonfire on stage to burn our bras?"--Girl in choir, referring again to the 60s and 70s theme.
After the spring 2003 concert:
Guy #1: "Your mom told me after the concert that she almost cried when she heard me do my solo."
Guy #2: "That's cause you sucked."
While viewing a videotape of one of our concerts:
Choir Director: "Because of the way things showed up on tape, So-and-so's head got cut off."
One of the girls: "That's ok, it's not that good-looking anyway."
When Heather was setting up her cell phone:
Heather, to me: "I'm adding you to my personal list."
Melissa: "Am I on your personal list?"
Heather: "No, you're under 'Weirdos that I pray never call.'"
At work:
Customer #1: "Who do I make the check out to?"
Me: "Dick's Foods."
Customer #2:(to Customer #1) "See, I told you you don't make the checks out to C.R. Dick's!"
In my sociology class, about marriage and families:
Me: "Sex is overrated in relationships. I hate sex."
Another girl: "How awful for you!"
Another sociology discussion:
The teacher: "The strongest sex organ we have is the one between the ears." (meaning the brain)
Me: "I wonder if guys even have one of those."
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