In the year 2002 a man, not a god, came forth bringing not light nor darkness, not peace nor glory, nor a book or commandments. He brought the world the concept of reality. Man began to quickly grasp this idea, this religion, this Fuckitism. But man was not perfect and needed to be shown the way. Ignorantly, man asked, �Who is god� and �is it okay to sleep with two women at one time?� The man who brought forth Fuckitism replied, �There is no god but there is a leader and he is I, the Dope.� And man questioned, �And what about the women?� The Dope continued, �Why have two when you can have ten?� From then on man knew the path and some, but not all, followed it. Man continued to look to The Dope for answers to all his questions and to every question from then on The Dope answered with a simple and impolite, �Fuck it.� With one flip of his mighty finger the world had become a seriously more deranged place. Soon man began to imitate his Dope, stretching his finger out to all those in need and making �Fuck it� his answer to everything. Man realized he had to grab life by the horns so they couldn�t stab him while he kicked it in the balls. That way, and only that way, could he truly rule his own life without The Dope. This would have been The Dope�s desire had he actually believed in anything. For you see, Fuckitism demands no beliefs, asks for no loyalty or contributions, and cares not worth a damn what happens to its followers. Essentially Fuckitism is a big ass finger that can speak and only knows two words. Those two words, which are said everyday by people who don�t even know of the religion, speak so clearly and so blatantly that even in a thousand years a person who discovers this dribble would understand their meaning. Those words are �fuck� and �it�. Often they are said differently by people who have strayed from the path of reality. Those impure Fuckitist�s will pray with words of, �Fuck you� or �Fuck off�. Others believe in the religion so strongly that they will only say, �Holy Fuck�. Some taunt the religion saying, �Fuck shit� or �Fuck yourself�. The Dope doesn�t frown upon these people, though. The Dope doesn�t give a fuck, he expects you to find the fuck on your own. The Dope wants to see you fuck the fuck and that�s why he says, �Fuck it�. The Dope should not be feared, nor hated, nor liked. If women don�t like The Dope they should say, �Fuck it� and do just that. And man, if there is fear in your belly think of it as a chore and say, �Fuck it�. If a Fuckitist ever feels they have to do something or if they feel any real emotion they need do nothing more than sing the words of the Fuckitist tune to realize what is really important in life. The tune is known as Anti-Everything and its words can be sung to any kick ass beat. �You might call me lazy, for not believing. But I can�t just be free, I can�t just be me, I am what society, wants me to be. You might call me crazy, for disbelieving. But I�m not for conformity, I�m all for anarchy. I�ve got my own religion, but no sanity. Fuckitism is what I believe in. There is no god; there is no religion. The universe is crumbling existence is nothing. We are all meaningless, there�s no point at all, give it eternity, and everything will fall." The only sin in this �religion� is the religion itself. Remember these words of advice but follow them only by your own true desire: 1. There shall be no gods. 2. You shall not make yourself a disgrace to idol�s but rather kick shit in their faces. 3. You shall take any name in vein if you have something to gain. 4. Remember that no day is holy. 5. Honor your mother and father only if they honor you and if they don�t, tell them to go fuck themselves. 6. You shall not murder unless for food. 7. Adultery is fine because your bitch probably doesn�t even respect you as it is. 8. You shall not steal if you plan to be caught. 9. Fuck your neighbors whenever and however you can. 10. If your neighbor is a dick then give him what�s coming to him. Remember, as you walk through the valley, walk with the biggest, bad ass weapon you can find so that if anyone or anything shall step forth into your way, you can tell it to fuck off and blow it away. A true Fuckitist doesn�t care about the world and doesn�t give a shit what happens in it or to himself. A true Fuckitist can find humor in almost anything. Thou shall not take shit from no one whom doesn�t have a bigger stick, a meaner smile, a bigger dick, or weapon of mass destruction. Thou shall not feel too small to another man or too large for the universe. You know what? I say fuck it, fuck it all to hell!