"Fuck the world or it will fuck you." - Jody Pratt

"The thing about Fuckitists is, they're impartial. When they make a blessing, it's to everyone. When they raise their hand, close their fist and stretch out their middle finger - they're doing it to the world. The "fuck you" they mutter afterwards is only icing on the cake." - Jody Pratt

"Bad things happen to good people because there is no force judging them. Shit happens and sometimes you have to be an asshole or a bitch just to keep the bad things happening to other people instead of you." - The Dope

"If I was God there would be no blasphemy." - Jody Pratt

"Belief is everywhere; logic isn't." - Jody Pratt

"I floated around on a void of religion until I found Fuckitism; then I sunk like a fucking rock." - The Dope

"Hate is a natural feeling even more natural than love. Wanting to fuck is a natual feeling even more natural than love. So hate to love and love to hate, hate the world before it's too late. Say fuck it, light up, smoke, fuck and get baked." - Jody Pratt

"Government, corperations, religion and politics... there are four things that need to be irradicated in order for order to triumph chaotically." - Jody Pratt

"I don't give a fuck about fuck, so fuck." - Jody Pratt

"If there really is a God then he's punishing you." - Jody Pratt

"This is the religion by stoner's, for stoner's." - The Dope

"If you think your God is fucking with you... fuck with your God." - George V.

"I'm the kind of guy to stand on the highest hill I can find, wearing an iron suit, holding a copper rod, during a lightning storm screaming, 'All God's are bastards'." - Jody Pratt