
The Fuckitist Dribble
What is Fuckitism?
Become a Fuckitist
Meet the Fuckitist's
Fuckitist Events
Fuckitism Symbols
Fuckitist Quotes
Fucking Story-time
Fuckitist Artistry
Religious Elements
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What is Fuckitism?
Religious (Holy) Days: Everyday
God: None
Dope (Founder or "leader"): Jody R. Pratt
Official Unwritten Symbol: The extending of the middle or index finger during a closed or mostly closed fist.
Official Song: "Na, na, fuck it."
Official Praise: "Fuck it."
Official Church: The Universe
The Natural Rights of Members of the Church and Fuckitism:
- The right to freedom.
- The right to exist.
- The right to change beliefs.
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- The right to ridicule authority. >
- The right to pass judgement.
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- The right to smoke weed and use natuure to our own advantage.
- The right to refuse all things. <
- The right to possess all religous ellements at all times in all amounts.
- The right to vengence.
- The right to wed or fuck before weddding or at any time in any place.
- The right to bare the body.
- The right to hold ones own opinion.<
- The right to protect ones self. <
- The right to verbally abuse anyone.<
- The right to share beliefs.
- The right to never conform.
- The right to part from or create onees own society.
- The right to bare and conceal protecctive arms and ammunition.
- The right to refuse and deny ones owwn rights.
- The right and freedom of travel. >
- The right to self mutalation in the form of tattoo and piercing.
- The right to determine ones own fatee.
- The right to use all language and sllang in any context at any time.
- The right to deportation before prossecution.
- The right to possess weapons of all forms in all scenerios.
- The right to do nothing.
- The right to drink, eat, smoke, and to do any religious activity on any religious day.
- The right to practice multiple faithhs.
- The right to entertainment.
- The right to sexual satisfaction.
- The right to wear any form of garmett.
- The right to speak any language. >
- The right to steralization with oness own concent.
- The right to eat all meats.
- The right to disobey.
- The right to refuse military or any other service.
- The right to believe in and support religious figure heads of alternate religions.
- The right to be pardoned from a crimme by another member or by the Dope, if desired.
- The right to a fair and impartial trrial.
- The right to have a judge replaced.<
- The right to children and family.
- The right to the mark of Fuckitism.<
- The right to privacy.
- The right to leave the care of parennts at the age of sixteen.
- The right to declare war on anyone wwithout interruption from outside forces unless those forces are allies of either the declarant or the defender.
- The right to defend or revenge a lovved one.
- The right to party all of the time.<
- The right to find humour in anythingg and to have fun at all times.
- The right to live your life the way one wishes to.
- The right to kill for food.
- The right to give others the consentt to do anything.
- The right to protect life.
- The right to be part of the Fuckitisst religion without believing in religion.
- The right not to corrupt the minds oof anyone under the age of fourteen.
- The right to an attorny.
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