| In the beginning the Earth was a bountiful garden. It gave forth with many good things to kill and eat. When the Reptilians came to the blue planet, they found it warm and wet. They prospered there, multiplied and grew really, really big. But the air was too sweet for them. Too much Oxygen and not enough Carbon. In time they began to die. From Sirius they brought woman and man, and the serpent lay down with them promising them wisdom and a mind blowing three some. Woman came forth with offspring that looked Human but were both Human and Reptilian. And thus was Mankind thrust from the garden and the great forgetting began. Deep in their double helix the message was subtly planted-transform the Earth. Their visceral urging cried, 'add more carbon to the air'. Burn baby, burn! Make the air good for Reptilians. This is the Purpose of Human Life on the planet Earth. The Book of Zogwump: Chapter 1, verses 4-9 |
| HOG TOWN PROLOGUE By Paul Corman |
| THE MYTH BEGINS |
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