| HOG TOWN A NOVEL By Paul Corman |
| A few chapters from Paul's new novel 'Hog Town'. Agents, editors, book sellers and wealthy widows please contact Paul. |
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| A Novel of Degeneration, Depravity and Redemption. Loaded with lewd and salacious sex, gratuitous violence and bad wardrobe choices. |
| Comic Book writer, Dirk Davies, finds himself drawn into one of his own stories. Reptilian Aliens in the White House are moving forward with their plan to transform the Earth for colonization. They just need a little more Carbon Monoxide in the air. The next charcoal barbecued pork chop or SUV left running, while its owner nips in for a case of Bud Light, could tip the balance. On a flight from LA to Toronto, Dirk creates his perfect imaginary woman. Kitty has the heart of a Warrior Queen, the body of Susan Sarandon and the loyalty of a Labrador Retriever. Together they must find Kitty's missing brother, and locate the Human Alien sent to save the planet. As escaped pigs roam the parks of 'Hog Town', their counter parts, the leaders of the wealthiest nations on earth, meet in Toronto to plan the future of the planet. With help from Dirk and his friends, the Alien must reach President Jerry Shrub and move him to self-awareness so he will realize that his Reptilian half is leading the planet to Armageddon. Perhaps his humanity will prevail and he will put an end to his family's relentless struggle to destroy Earth. Meanwhile, Kitty is kidnapped by a transvestite CIA agent and Dirk must fight all the evil he can imagine, to rescue her. The fate of the planet is in the hands of one neurotic writer, who's own childhood encounter with a pack of feral hogs colors everything he does. Will goodness prevail? Will the powers of evil vanquish human life on Earth? Does the Pope eat Pork? |
| THE STORY |