P R I N C I P L E S

DREW, a religion of Love & Joy, is the youngest and most beautiful of all the world's religions. It's a thriving growing faith, free of the gloom and doom of Christianity, the bondage of Islam, and the absurdities of paganism.

Membership in the Chruch is not conferred by man (or woman). It is acquired by a conscious act of will, an act of submission, summarized in the following statement of faith: There is no God but DREW.

There is no sacramental entry into the faith. Since DREW doesn't adhere to a doctrine of "original sin," there is no baptism to wash it away. (We are not born sinners, we *become* sinners--by watching Alyssa Milano.)

There is no tithe or due to be paid, for unlike the Christian God, DREW is rich and doesn't want or need our money.