Welcome to the offical Society for the Preservation of Limestoney Trees Near the El Macho Breeding Grounds. Very few people know this, but these rare, endangered trees that like to hump your leg like a dog are in danger of being wiped out by rampant El Macho breeding. Their bucking and humping has flattened billions of acres of these beautiful trees (Find out more here). Now, entering into the new Millenium, we are taking strides in order to prevent these beautiful trees from becoming extinct.
Fall is upon us here at SPLTNEMBG Headquarters, and with fall comes Oktoberfest, the prime time for the El Macho to find a mate. Wearing a vinyl leasure suit and smoking cheap Cubans, the El Macho leaves an undying impression on the female, who, soon after mating, kills herself. We here have a plan to take advantage of this!
Also in news, a historical perspective on these tree, from biblical times right up until the present.
Click here to go to our Site News Archives, and review any news that you might have missed.
Also be sure to visit our new messageboard, to discuss this issue with other concerned people. Click here to post a message, or click here to read the entries.
Click here to learn more about the El Macho.
This Site has won the Jan Holsoffer Award for Best Enviromental/Nature Site.
This Site has won the El Macho Society Award for Most Informative Web Site.
The Nature Conservency Trust Plus Site of the Year
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