Limestoney Trees
Very few things in this world are more beautiful than a stand of Limestoney Trees at fall, when their leaves become infested with scabies and fall off. When the scent of their sap fills the air with the fragrent whiff of rotted ass.
This is what SPLTNEMBG is all about. If the El Macho's had their way, then the wonderful site of a Limestoney Tree would be lost on future generations.
Here is what makes the Limestoney Trees so fragile. As you can see, they can only grow on limestone bedrock. Their odd root system is easily pulled up, and once exposed to oxygen (esential to every other form of life except this one), it catches fire instantly, and burns for days without any hope of salvation. Also, if for some reason the lime content in the limestone is low, the trees become violent, and have been known to try to dismemeber people who come to close.
Also, it may be obvious that these are evolutionary failures, and the El Macho has nothing to do with their decline. We needed a scapegoat, and we here at SPLTNEMBG Headquarters really hate the El Macho, so it was quckly decided upon to be our victim. Ignore this last paragraph.
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