Reality set in hard today, as members of the SPLTNEMBG Brain Trust realized that the El Macho was an unstopable force, one that could not be tamed by any man.
But that is when head scientist Aaron "its not rape if she wants it" Quick realized that the only thing more powerful than a bull El Macho in heat is a hot and ready female EL Macho. With this in mind, Dr. Quick has designed a suicide robot, in the shape of a female El Macho.
"Well," said Dr. Quick," I have no faith at all in my device, but what the fuck, they're paying me!" He could not be reached for further comment. However, his office left a forwarding address, and a Swiss bank account number.