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| Road Trip |
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| Here's JigglyRyan's Road Trip across the United States. Narrated by JigglyRyan himself. |
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| Dork Productions/King Lazy Kye are a KLK Incorperated productions. Both these sites are owned by Jack Brungardt (President and Founder), Jack Ferguson (Super Vice-Preisdent), Micah Peterson-Brandt (Lone Shark and Hitman), Jack Grier (Rich Lawyer), Kyle Kimura (Master of Arts), Eric Warnick (Secratary of State), and Ryan Orwig (hit chicken or whatever the heck he calls it), Nathan Roberts (plumber), and Chris Ray (village idiot) King Lazy Kye originally Corbin Kroenke's idea. All rights reserved (booya!) |
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| "Here 'ah am at the bigGest ball o' twine in New Hampshire. I thought it was a meatball so I ate the wHoooooole thing. It was goOod too. and then i was still huNgry though. So I ate jack . he eventUally came back out thoUgh. I like meatballs. MmmmmmmMmmmm." |
| "Here 'ah aM gettin' baptized at seawOrld. the water tickled mah' feet. I tho I thought it was a family reunion, though. ShaMu came up to me and staRted singing "We are Family". I was all like, "I love ya' ma'!" BuT he swam away. Oh, and i accidentally ate the priEst." |
| "Here I am gettin' a hot air balLoon ride. I was too big to fight in the basket, so I had to be the ballOon. I got an pretty nice view of chiCago from up there. But I think I swallowed a coupla airplaNes though. They were good though, I'll tell ya' what." |
| "here I am at Mt. Everest. I had to go nuMber two, so I just letterrip! The police say I caused a coupla mUdslides though. oh well, i got a free diNner at applebee's though. Mmmmmm, twinkies." |
| "Here I am at the Kennedy Space center. I aCcidentally inhaled a coupla rockets though. and tHen i ate one for fun. i was beginnin' to get bored, thOugh, so i stoled a rocketshiP and flew to the universe!" |
| "Here I am in oUterspace. I got to eated pluto. That was some fiiiiine food. I even took a bite of nepune...it taSted like grandma though." "That's mah' RoAd Trip. Cya later. In my belly....mmMmmmmmmm." |
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| "Here i am climbin the sears tower. i thoUght there would be ham on top . but all i founded was sOme people and a newspaper. oh yeah, and some helicopters were flyin' around Me." |
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