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| Francis Oliver Xavier |
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| This is Francis Oliver Xavier...or, as I like to call him, Fox. No, I don't actually call him that. I just said that to make you think I was witty, |
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| Francis is very big on video games. He especially loves Tetris. And I am serious when I say that he loves it. If it was legal, he would probably marry it. It's actually kind of sad. Mr. Xavier lives at his parents' house, despite the fact he is in his early twenties. He has only one known friend, which would be Jack. And there is also this one guy that lives in his room...but nobody knows who he is. I don't think Francis even knows that he's there. So..you probably think that Francis Oliver Xavier is a loser. Well, yes, I guess he is. But, there are some things that I have not told you yet. Francis has saved the president before. I bet none of you have ever done that, and I bet none of you ever will. Before, when Francis would walk down the street, he was a nobody, and people would walk right past him. But now, people |
| stop and smile, which I guess could be sort of creepy. People he has never seen before come up and ask for his autograph. His face is being printed on the front of every tetris game. He is a star. Francis Oliver Xavier's first and only movie is Mission Tetris. |
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