Toasts to make your friends laugh and cry
It's not that easy.
OK, fine, you try it, see how well you do.
See- I told you it was hard.
So as I was saying... No, I haven't found anything yet. Yes, I know I could be using the time I'm writing this to find stuff, or even write my own. Get off my back. No I'm not, you are. That's what I thought. Don't make me come down there...
Sorry, dear reader, I was having an argument with my pineal gland. It can be very stubborn sometimes. Anyway, I'll tell you when there is something to read here. Any ideas? I'll probably just write a funny horoscope or something, maybe put odd facts about people and things, and some fake interviews. Fairly common stuff, but hey, like I said, it's not that easy. So just settle down. And send hate mail to
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