Attn. Future Band Members!
As we all know, there is no better way (short of illegal drugs) of getting laid than forming a band. For this reason (and illegal drugs), thousands of young men, and at least 5 young women are forming bands every day. However, not everyone is clever enough to come up with a good band name. And even worse, bands that do have names are having trouble naming their albums. Self-titled albums, as well as those named after a song are saturating our society. This is unacceptable. Not to mention annoying.
So,  in concert with Anthony T.K. Kinney, I offer the following band and album names for your use. If just one person is kept from creating a horrible band name, like "Oochy Goochie" or "Limp Bizkit," then I feel justified.
And ancient
Band Names
Albums in italics		 Generic Album Titles
Boy, Do the Vikings Suck
Just Another Album
Schnozberries
Steal That Book
Hippocratic Chickanery
Penicillan for Anthrax
Tomfoolery and Skullduggary
Monkey Knife Fight
The Last Man in a Nuclear Town
Watching Paint Dry
God Ain't Nothin but a Deity
Good Enough To Bang Your Mother
Myriad Eclectics
Blood Difficult
$82,000 Monstrosity
A Tea and Tea
Precious Roy (You Guys are Suckers)
Speaker Phone
Ezra
Bumps Begone!
Max Power (Strap Yourself in and Feel the G's)
Sock Puppet Theatre
Crooning Days
The Waltzing Mathildas (Let's Go Dancing)
The Kneeling Interns
Presidential Pardon
Mental Midgets (I.Q. of a Fencepost)
Christ Punchers
Pope of Chilitown (Time for Chili)
Ewan and his McGregor
The Vestigal Organs (No Use; Removal)
The Euphorians (Uh, We Don't Know That)
5 Green Bottles (10 cents VT)
Rear Spoilers
Base Attack Bonus
THAC0
Damn Dirty Apes (Get Your Stinkin' Paws Off Me; It's a Madhouse!; You Blew it Up)
The Webpage (Sign My Guestbook)
Global Warming and the Greenhouse Gas
Benny Drill & The Histamine Blockers
3 Guys with ADHD
The Clones (Send in the Clones, Clonin' Around, Home a-Clone)
Vertical Gaze Nystagmus (Maximum Deviance, Lack of Smooth Persuit)
Christ's Painful Scrotum (Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket)
Captain Bring-Down and Buzz Killers
General Lafayette and his French Ticklers (Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys)
The Quarry Skanks (Sluts Drink Free)
The Frozen Toad Pops (Goin' Toad Lickin')
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