When you're out drinking, you may feel the need to toast. Here are some for you to use.
Slainte (Sa-LAN-cha)-To your health- Irish
Prost- Cheers-
German
"Here's to the woman who wears red shoes
Smokes all my pot, and drinks all my booze.
She's not a virgin, but that's no sin
She's still got the box the cherry came in!"
"Here's to the Welsh, who keep the Sabbath and anything else they can get their hands on.
Here's to the Scots, who pray on their knees on Sunday, and their neighbors the rest of the week.
Here's to the Irish, who don't know what they want, but are willing to fight for it.
And to the English, who consider themselves a self-made nation, thereby relieving the Almighty of a great responsibility!"
"Here's to the girl that I kissed last
She doesn't kiss slow, she doesn't kiss fast
But she kisses so long, and she kisses so sweet
She makes things stand that have no feet."
"Es gibt kein bier in Himmelreich, d'rum trinken wir's auf Erden gleich!"
(In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here)
"Never judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes, because then you're a mile away, you have his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want!"
"To my friends, May God bless them
To my enemies, may God turn their hearts
And if God can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
So I can tell who they are by their limp"
"Here's to Eve, mother of the races
She wore fig leaves, in all the right places
Here's to Adam, father of us all
Who was "Johnny on the Spot"
when the leaves began to fall"
"May you die in bed at 95, killed by a jealous husband"
"Here's to women's kisses
and whiskey, amber clear
Not as sweet as women's kisses
but a damn sight more sincere!"
"May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead;
and may you be in bed a half hour before the cops know you drove"
"To those who will, and those who won't
we drink to them tonight;
But here's to those who say they won't but, just for you, they might"
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