2. Infest the time stream with time beavers
3. Shoot the gunsmith
4. Take one end of a space-time wormhole and throw it through the other end
5. Release cloned Michael Crichtons into the Jurrasic
6. Organize a mutual infanticide pact
7. Prevent this suggestion from ever being made
8. Persuade lewis Carrol to write "The Time Machine."
9. Abduct your grandchildren and raise them as your own kids.
10. Plant a suicide note in JFK's pocket.
11. Develop the temporal equivalent of water-skiing behind a speeding Tardis
12. Swap Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplain at birth
13. Genetically engineer yourself for maximum skill at genetic engineering
14. Go to Hiroshima, 8/6/45, and run amok with a chainsaw
15. Establish a Time Patrol Corp to prevent such frivolous tamperings with history (In 1897)
16. Find whoever coined the term "Time Paradox" and hand them their skull... repeatedly
17. Simplify the controls on your VCR by replacing television with Chronoscopy
18. Steal Schroedinger's Cat
19. Sell 10-year-old yogurt without contravening it's "Sell Before" date
20. Park your time machine on the Turin Shroud and travel back to see where it came from
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